Don’t Listen To This

hello! we're (not really) claire and jacqueline! we're two "long distance" besties who spend most of our time talking on the phone with one another and figured recording/documenting how hilarious we are would be special and unnecessary to the world. we talk about a variety of topics and reoccurring guest star "linda" joins us.

Chapter 25: Truth or Dare

TRUTH OR DARE WITH MOMMY AND PILLOW BRIEFLY

11-24
48:00

Chapter 23: Midnights! Yay!

Today we explore taylor swifts newest album announcement, make predictions and get hype!

09-30
33:50

Chapter 22 (Taylor’s Version): Swiftie Summer Songs(?)

Today we read through taylor nations cruel summer playlist and review it. And then we go through and review and revamp our own.

07-07
37:28

Chapter 21: Explaining Stranger Things to Someone Who Has Never Seen It

The title basically explains everything here. The special guest is m*mmy and Linda/porni

06-13
58:12

Chapter 20: The Vermont Recap

Today we talk about ONE THING: our trip to THE vermont, our first stop on the World Tour of America

06-07
32:09

Chapter 19: Revamping Our Playlist

In todays episode we take our playlist BORT and transform it into something magical — something better

05-09
33:28

Chapter 18: We Are Back (part 2)

In glorious fashion we are back on the radar. Today we catch you up on the last six months and describe our recording atmosphere

04-25
55:27

Chapter 17: Rotten Tomatoes 2

today we discuss more movies we’ve watched since the last rotten tomatoes episode.

10-08
47:02

Chapter 16: Pillow Talk

yeah idek what this was. guest JT/pillow joins us and we do dumb stuff per usual.

09-27
43:44

Chapter 15: Hamilton (Original Broadway Cast Demo)

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09-12
01:52:59

Chapter 14: Our TS Big 3

today claire and jacqueline guess each other’s top 3 tracks from each taylor swift album and then further discuss their skips from each album

09-08
41:54

Chapter 13: Ranking Water and Skribbl.io with Linda

In another glorious return, today we rank bottled water brands and play a game that’s all about visuals on a show that’s all about audio.

08-30
59:12

Chapter 12: Mr. BEDWETTER

hello water imagery! today we go over (and review) a bloggers ranking of every taylor swift song, in which we get easily angered and we threaten to fight him.

07-29
01:38:07

Chapter 11: Our Undying Love for Twilight

today we delve into the twilight saga and explore each of the five movies.

07-24
01:23:08

Chapter 10: Quiz Party with Linda

in today’s episode we take a bunch of buzzfeed quizzes and take an alignment quiz, in which we learn a lot about ourselves.

07-21
01:01:35

Chapter 9: We Are Back

in our return to glory, we reminisce on the last few months and discuss what we’ve accomplished. (our apologies, claire’s audio is a little muffled for the first twenty minutes of the recording!)

07-18
52:08

Chapter 8: Fearless (Our Version)

today claire and jacqueline talk about the new taylor swift album, fearless (taylor’s version)

04-12
48:15

Chapter 7: Minecraft with Linda

on today’s episode the three of us play minecraft. we discuss our love for polar bears and hunt pirate ships

03-28
01:32:59

Chapter 6: Literature and Look a Likes

on today’s episode we try to talk about our future though we end up diving into books we like and siblings that we think look alike.

03-19
01:26:46

Chapter 5: We Become Rotten Tomatoes

in this episode, claire and jaqueline discuss the movies they’ve seen together and explore further movie possibilities

03-11
01:17:02

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