Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

<p>It can be hard to be a hero, but it is harder to ignore those cries for help while going to the local tavern. Twice a month, join Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli as they run around ruining whatever story Sean has made ahead of time. Whether you are new to tabletop role-playing podcasts or a tried and true hardcore gamer, you should enjoy the team sitting down, sharing a drink and a good time while killing owlbears and arguing about the cost of TRex jerky. Surprisingly little dragons or dungeons to be found!</p>

Ep 38: Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Welcome to the first main episode of the main storyline of Season 2. Naturally the virus messed up a lot of our plans but we attempted to record remotely despite technical issues. We apologize for the limited quality but most of us have better mics after this recording. We also have a guest listener with us as Bill joins us to spend the night listening to our drunk asses. We briefly recap what happened last time (and it works well to recap everyone) as one of our members is late joining us. We talk about all the possible couples so far including the Unnamed Solder and Si, Seb and the Mayor, and Kamila and Betty’s budding romance. They are reminded that they have special stone dwarven guns unlike anything seen in the world before.The Gallery of Non-Heroes:The Unnamed Solder: a human fighter played by Kumar,Tepid the Pond: a gnome druid played by Tim,The Eggzile: a Passeri (bird person) paladin played by Joe,Seb: a Maokato (cat person) bard played by Jon,Carolus: A dark elf warlock played by Kyle,and Kamila: A tiefling ranger played by Alli,Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comAnd please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUH

09-22
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Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 7: Who Dies, Who Lives, Who Paraphrases Your Story?

This little minisode will show you who won, what happened to them, and give some very important information on the events in the world….Thank you once again to Romancing the Dungeon for putting up with our craziness. It was a blast! And to all our listeners be sure to check them out as they finished their first season strong! And as always, look for the dead players in our graveyard on the website to honor them.Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450And their Twitter is fun too! @D8DungeonCredits:Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comAnd please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshowInstagram: #DCUH

06-29
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Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 6: The Finish Line

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted… by adventure! As the finish line grows closer. RTD gets more aggressive with their tactics. This in turn causes DCUH to get more aggressive as well. Will this end in a joint effort to split the money or will one of the teams explode to victory? Either way, we have to hand it to RTD as they fight hard. Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450And their Twitter is fun too! @D8DungeonCredits:Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comAnd please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshowInstagram: #DCUH

06-22
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Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 5: I Am Not Your Familiar, You're Mine!

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted… by adventure! The teams keep messing around and don’t seem to progress much until team Romancing The Dungeon push ahead and make it to the second level of the pyramid. They pull into the lead but team Don’t Call Us Heroes make some calculated moves and aren’t going to let our guests keep that lead. With time running out (both in real life and in DND) and that mysterious red liquid rising higher, will everyone make it out alive or will it be a massive death count? Between mystical items from famous bards and Tim’s idea of using bombs for every day tasks, who knows who else is going to die?Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450And their Twitter is fun too! @D8DungeonCredits:Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comAnd please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshowInstagram: #DCUH

06-19
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Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 4: Roll For Mummy Thiccness

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted… by adventure! After the accidental trap was sprung and Kumar starts to go under water, the teams look father into the pyramid. Team Romancing the Dungeon start to take the lead and find out they are not the only creatures in the pyramid….And the first player will bite the dust….Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450And their Twitter is fun too! @D8DungeonCredits:Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comThank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshowInstagram: #DCUH

05-06
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Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 3: Enter The Hidden Temple of Legend

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. With both teams now in the pyramid. They look around and try to use their skills to figure out the situation and maybe beat the other team to the quest. There is not too much progress but the teams get a little reminder that dungeons not only have enemies and loot, but dangers they need to keep aware for.Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450And their Twitter is fun too! @D8DungeonCredits:Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comThank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshowInstagram: #DCUH

03-04
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Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 2: I Am All The Warmth That Man Needs!

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Minus the players talking about beer, energy drinks, and comfy pants, they finally get on track and talk about the adventure! After meeting Arkansas Jake, the teams bicker and do passive aggressive shots at each other. They shop and get some supplies while Romancing the Dungeon learns about our dragon weed and pocket burgers. They make their way to the pyramid and make camp where someone gets some action overnight. Romancing the Dungeon learns that on this podcast you get bonus Temp HP for getting action! Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450And their Twitter is fun too! @D8DungeonCredits:Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comThank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshowInstagram: #DCUH

02-23
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Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 1: Nine Little Adventurers

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. They are all members of the local D7 adventuring guild. (funny joke here) Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted… by adventure! And maybe a contest for riches…Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo the Clockwork Keg (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450And their Twitter is fun too! @D8DungeonCredits:Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comThank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshowInstagram: #DCUH

02-14
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Ep 37: A Nearby Sidequest Part 3

We continue to follow a group of new “heroes” in the sleepy little town of Jackport, that are not too far off from the city our main cast is currently destroying. We are introduced to Amanita Phalloide or Phallo for short, the Spore-cerer Human played by Tim! Joe takes up the mantel of the one eye, forehead horned, 8 foot tall Kolasal-Born known as Effington Titanus, the paladin of the god Spo Hol Le (that shouldn’t be a paladin, running theme?). Kumar takes the roll of Gneiss Schist, the hard drinking/hard fighting Dwarf Barbarian. The team encounter’s their goal and skillfully reach the objective. They weren’t counting on encountering something that no player has encountered in this world so far. Don’t worry, as usual our players do not ask questions and no answers are given. They just accept that this thing knows their names, motivations, and seemingly knows when danger is around. Not giving much away about the story, the players finally make their way into the Court of Bet’s End. After they walk into a local bar they hear an alarm bell being rung. Surely that has nothing to do with some Unnamed Solder. Little do they know, the Court of Bet’s End is the epicenter from where the entire world’s course of history will be changed. Tim keeps trying to end the story early as Sean tries to get them to the important final moment! With the offer of a job to these characters as well as events of the main story, the delicate balance of the world is about to shift...I told you I don’t just do throwaway quests…..Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

01-15
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Ep 36: A Nearby Sidequest Part 2

(Slight Issue with the upload, it is fixed now! if the last episode replays and it isnt new try redownloading it. So sorry!)We continue to follow a group of new “heroes” in the sleepy little town of Jackport, that are not too far off from the city our main cast is currently destroying. We are introduced to Amanita Phalloide or Phallo for short, the Spore-cerer Human played by Tim! Joe takes up the mantel of the one eye, forehead horned, 8 foot tall Kolasal-Born known as Effington Titanus, the paladin of the god Spo Hol Le (that shouldn’t be a paladin, running theme?). Kumar takes the roll of Gneiss Schist, the hard drinking/hard fighting Dwarf Barbarian. The team leaves the shopkeeper’s store that gave them bags of holding. They continue to follow the info given to them by the drunk minotaur and make a plan. They eventually make it to the village of Soto but will have to use every trained skill or underhanded move to get to the prize. Some works. Some doesn’t. There is fire at some point… Typical game…Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

12-19
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Ep 35: A Nearby Sidequest Part 1

Welcome to the start of Season 2!We encounter a group of new “heroes” in the sleepy little town of Jackport, that are not too far off from the city our main cast is currently destroying. We are introduced to Amanita Phalloide or Phallo for short, the Spore-cerer Human played by Tim! Joe takes up the mantel of the one eye, forehead horned, 8 foot tall Kolasal-Born known as Effington Titanus, the paladin of the god Spo Hol Le (that shouldn’t be a paladin, running theme?). Kumar takes the roll of Gneiss Schist, the hard drinking/hard fighting Dwarf Barbarian. They hang out in a small town bar and happen to talk to a minotaur businessman that alcohol has loosened his tongue a little…Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

09-30
50:51

Ep 34: The Blacksmith's Forge

Welcome to the end of Season 1…The team gets an idea of the political situations of the world, but are too drunk (in RL) to put things together. They get a mission from the mayor and will hopefully take it. They try blow off 24 hours to get their upgraded weapons and the new special guns made from the dwarven blueprints. The blacksmith changes their name and styles to reflect his dragonborn background. Romances are started and continued. And the event that will shake the team to the core is right around the corner…..Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-

09-18
01:05:34

Ep 33: Tepid Fights a Parade

The team continues to talk about weapon upgrades with the Rix the blacksmith and Tepid decides to trade the stolen dwarven gun plans in trade to get two of each of the guns made. The blacksmith also sells them bags of holding and Alli seriously wants one in real life. Tim is nice enough to give Kumar a letter opener that does 1d1 damage. Joe has a hard time understanding the concept of commissioning a weapon and gets mad when a legendary level weapon he wants made costs a lot of money. The DM warns the players not to use bags of holding in other bags of holding. The teams finally meet up to go see poor sick Admiral Souldrinker but get stopped by a parade for a local hero. Tiped decides he cannot wait and turns into a owlbear and tries to plow through the parade. I really hope this hero become their foil. Joe also learns that some enemies have special powers to dodge attacks. They finally meet Souldrinker and get a update on his sickness. Afterwords the party runs into the mayor doing diplomatic relations with other nations.Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

08-26
01:02:18

Ep 32: Tepid Buys Friendship and Hand Jibbers

Tim is continued to be punished by taking shots when he says bad things that Sean needs to edit.The Unnamed Solder and Si continue their day drinking and don’t rejoin the group. The Eggzile and Tepid don’t understand how to talk to people and cause tension between them and the Tieflings. However Betty Ray, the shopkeeps daughter, decides to show them where the blacksmith is so they can get their weapons. Here they meet Rix the Dragonborn who is both helpful and unusual. Tepid throws his money weight around once there.Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

08-11
40:12

Non-Lore Minisode 2: Drunken Recap

A small section of our drunken pizza break as the players get me so angry I stop everything to give them a recap of what they did. We thought it was fun so you might enjoy it.Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!Twitter:@DcuHshow#DCUHhttps://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

07-29
07:24

Ep 31: You Drank A Lot, You Idiot!

Check out the Glitter Guild Burlesque's Internet Adventure! at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/108632003246?aff=efbneb for more info about the event! They are performing on July 30th @ 9:00 PM – 11:00 PM CDT! And it is online so you can drink as much as you want!We talk about Julie’s absence from the podcast and how she is moving on to bigger and better things. We briefly talk about how finding someone for her slot might go (spoiler: we haven’t really looked at time of publishing this episode). Tim is punished by taking shots when he says bad things. We move to The Unnamed Solder waking up and wondering why he is hung over, not understanding how booze works I guess. It looks like him and Si are finally in item. We then move to Seb returning to the group and the rest try to talk to the Teifling shop keeper for weapon upgrades. The Eggzile and Tepid don’t help the situation.Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

07-21
48:34

Ep 30: Kamila the Jack Master

And we are back! Sorry for the delay but its been a tough month. We are back! In this new recording session the team talks about why they can’t remember anything. We start off with a intense game of jacks being played. Eggzile finally wakes up and gets mouthy with a fellow church goer. They remember that Souldrinker is in the hospital and kind of feel bad. They finally look around and notice that some caravans are opening to sell wears from minataurs and teiflings. Things do not go well. Seb wakes up from a night of passion with the neighbor and starts to case the joint, getting a interesting artifact. Seb also has a little chat with the Mayor’s bodyguard and the team mistakes friendship and loyalty for assuming that he just wants to bang the mayor.Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comThank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

06-09
01:01:21

Ep 29: Fade to Black

The Eggzile (Joe) tries aquardly to get the attention of a fellow religious person who is praying at the same temple that he is. The stereptype that paladins have no game is examined in this encounter. He also does some extra praying to make sure that he is right with his god. Kamilla talks with the halfling woman some more after descovering her new ranger powers and makes it clear shes pissed about the rest of the team just leaving her in a strage bar in a strange city. She also tries to get more information about the disapearance of a race called Quarterlings but Jon and Tim can’t stop making jokes missing important information. Kumar finally makes a move with Si the Elf Priestist and Jon works his honeypot scheme with the mayor a little more. The team (except for Jon and Kumar) finally get into one place but its also the end of the recording so…. fuck….Sean the DM.Also, Jon Brown is doing commissions! If you want him to draw a custom character reach out to him at jonbrownart@gmail.com.Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUHPlayer.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

04-24
44:45

Ep 28: Just Use the Damn Magic, Kumar!

The Unnamed Solder (Kumar) finally sold that whisky but meets someone that stands against everything his tribe believes in. Kumar also forgets that I told him this recording the goal is to introduce their level up features. Like really Kumar, we had that talk the day before recording! Sorry, DM anger seeping through… but it all works out in the end as The Unnamed Solder proves to be a good person and might make some progress with the Elf Priestess Si. Vulture Team (Kyle, Jon, and Tim) walk towards the city and finally gets there. Once in the city the encounter a old friend and quickly make new ones. Alli does some seal tricks in real life and Joe works on repenting with his god. I would love to say that he does it without any issues but there is a woman that is also praying next to him…. so…. you can imagine that it goes off the rails pretty quickly. Is this the start of the Eggzile’s love arc? Stay tuned!Sean the DM.Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter: @DcuHshow#DCUH

04-07
55:56

Ep 27: Coin and Tiddays

And we start another recording. We level up the characters and it turns into a thing especially because no one did the homework I asked. We recorded this in October so we say its the anniversary but… its not. Sean tries to get Kyle’s GF to talk in the background but she doesn’t join in out drunken shenanigans. Sean talks about the Golden/White dragon that will come and attack them if they don’t focus up, that is a call back to early dnd games before recording. After recapping with the players, Vulture Team (Kyle, Jon, and Tim) walk towards the city and work on their new found magical abilities aka leveling up. Kyle talks to his patron and gets new abilities granted to him. We also shout out better productions including Wizards and Wine, Dungeon Rats, Chasm Quest,, Table Top Pot Luck. Alli talks to people in the bar as she meets a halfling woman who is mourning the loss of her quarterling friend. The rest of the players respect the loss of this person (they don’t). The rest of the party misses the possibility that they may have been killed of by something. And oh wow will they feel like shit when they figure out what happened to this group of people. Alli also levels up and through rp she learns about her sub class’s abilities as a ranger that has been around dragons and learns that her powers are connected to dragon breath weapons. Also Joe encounters a street beggar that he doesn’t understand will change the course of the world as he attempts to get right with his god.Sean the DM.Credits:Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.comCredit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!Twitter:@DcuHshow#DCUHhttps://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

03-30
01:01:27

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