Don't Get Last! Guillotine Fantasy Football Podcast
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Joe Harris walks you through the wildly unique and fast-paced format of Guillotine Fantasy Football. With new guests every week and easily digestible information, this is your one-stop spot for everything you need to dominate your guillotine league!
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The Don't Get Last Guillotine Podcast is back for season 3! We kick it off with an interview and season review, along with breaking down how guillotine fantasy football works. Excited to be back! You should check out the Twitter for updates!
I'm joined by crossbow expert Travis Jones as we break down how players are valued differently in a Guillotine league. We first analyze positional value, then get into players who are more valuable in a guillotine league, and those who are less valuable. Travis disagrees with me and is wrong.
Our opening episode is graced with the sultry voice of Travis Jones. Travis helps me break down what a guillotine fantasy football league is and together we give an overview of what you can expect from a season of guillotine fantasy football.
Mike Kash is the most recent elimination from the Fantasy Gazette Memorial Guillotine league! His punishment is talking with me about his failures and having to make some nasty pulls on start/sits (which is what this program is all about babey!) Listen in to hear all about why Jalen Nailor is better than AJ Brown and Hunter Renfrow should slot in over Brian Thomas Junior!
Part 2 of the great long recording session with Ben Cummins earlier today! Starts, Sits, Sells, Stashes, and Drew Lock tangentially causing my sister to become a single mother! (Don't believe me? Listen in!)
Ben and I sit down to discuss the unfortunate series of events that led to his demise in the Fantasy Gazette memorial guillotine league, and we start the Start/Sit discussion (you'll have to get the rest of it in part 2!)
Looking for tips, strategies, and other guillotine fantasy football advice? Look no further! 3 years and 9 leagues worth of experience condensed down into an hour and 15 minutes. Find me on twitter to join a Dont Get Last Guillotine League!
I talk about the first two rounds of my recent guillotine draft featuring fantasy football Twitter celebrities!
Bring it home. Don't get last!
Can you trust Derrick Henry and Cooper Kupp to keep you alive in your Guillotine Fantasy Football leagues? How do you avoid the fear of a nuclear Justin Jefferson or Jamar Chase? Are the Chiefs practicing voodoo rituals to keep Patrick Mahomes healthy? I actually don't know the answer to that last one, but you can hear all about the rest here!
Did you start Cooper Kupp on your Guillotine team this week? What about Deebo Samuel? Maybe even some Brock Purdy? Need to dig yourself out of a hole?
Grab a shovel, listen in, and start digging. Week 15 Start/Sit is here!
It's the Witching Hour of your Guillotine seasons and with 6 teams on bye there's tough decisions to be made. Tyler Batliner (from tik tok!) joins me in breaking down this weeks matchups and analyzing what brought him so far in his first time playing in a guillotine league!
I quickly preview the week 13 games so that I can get a head start on next season's draft prep! The grind never stops. Tune in to hear what I mean by that, and why Christian McCaffery is on my bench this week!
We get into some mailbag questions, talk start/sit, and plot the course for your Guillotine Fantasy Football teams over these next critical few weeks. I'm joined by Andrew May and a surprise guest who I pull off the street! Tune in to find out who!
I'm joined by a man who is about 2 weeks from regretting getting a buzzcut- Isaac Knapp. Listen in as we discuss pivots, finishing strategies, and why your Guillotine Team might be worse than you think it is!
I'm joined by unfortunate Anthony Martin who has the poor luck of being a fan of the Black Hawks, the Cubs, and of course Da Bears. Listen as he weighs in on my Guillotine Week 10 Start and Sit!
In the episode description, I want to point out that the prompt is "What do you want your audience to know?" and I want my audience to know that Josh Allen leads the NFL with 12 turnover worthy plays (but only has one INT), and Patrick Mahomes is the only QB in the NFL with more interceptions (9) than turnover worthy plays (7). Also start Jalen Coker you cowards.
Sadly, your leagues are shrinking, so we have to be a little more mainstream with these names. Fortunately, I consumed a beer or two before recording this episode so we hope to capture the same fire as an episode where I yell senselessly about Gregory Dortch in our starts. God bless.
I was late on the upload last week so we're dropping extra content for you all this week. Tune in for starts, sits, and a string of excuses for my untimely elimination from one of my leagues!
Bo Melton over Tyreek Hill.
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