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50 Mercury in Gatorade

50 Mercury in Gatorade

2022-01-2430:08

What is Mercury in Retrograde and why is it ruining Miles' plans? Also: Grandparent bait-and-switch, and John's got new meds!
Would an AI clone of your consciousness be evil? ...and would it really be "you"?
48 Year in Review 2021

48 Year in Review 2021

2021-12-2531:11

Miles and Beckee compare expectations vs reality for the year 2021
How to train your sense of smell to come back after losing it to COVID-19 or because you got punched really hard.
46 Hot Coffee Lawsuit

46 Hot Coffee Lawsuit

2021-11-2135:42

That dumb hot coffee lawsuit wasn't as dumb as you think, Miles has superhuman hearing, and we should all agree to pretend that fake diamonds are real.
45 The Vapes of Wrath

45 The Vapes of Wrath

2021-11-1533:33

The gang gets edgy, medical procedures that went away for good reason, and a firsthand encounter with the Time Knife.
Season Two starts now! Miles took a sketch comedy writing class, there's a fun drinking game to go along with the movie Llamageddon, and hear the long slow goodbye to a beat up old car.
All gooses are bastards, especially the Canadian ones, but one goose in p-articular really gets OUR goose. Also, Miles is dead so Charlie from Memphis fills in until corpse reanimation technology catches up with the rest of the world.
Join us for GAME NIGHT 10/9/21! Play Jackbox games with the DGTS crew and listeners. Send us a DM on Instagram @dontgetthesoup or on Twitter @fakerealmiles to get the details!
45 How Tarot Works

45 How Tarot Works

2021-08-2352:18

Miles does 10 Card readings for Beckee and John, then explains how a tarot reading actually works - even if you don't believe in it!
Miles moved to Ohio just in time to see the Artist Wrestling League which is just as confusing as you think it is!
Welcome to the internet, I'll be your guide. Rule number one: do not feed the trolls. Listen to find out why.
In the spirit of the Cleveland Baseball Team changing their name, we discuss some of the worst sports team names and mascots in history.
300 million reasons to AVOID winning the lottery AT ALL COSTS!!
40 The Salton Sea

40 The Salton Sea

2021-07-1836:46

John had penis reduction surgery, the Salton Sea is a physical manifestation of humanity's hubris, and introducing Dr. Snakelove!
39 Dead Man's Curve

39 Dead Man's Curve

2021-06-2101:02:33

What's the most dangerous street in the world? What if you had Thanos power but only could wipe out one person?
38 I'm Literally Dead

38 I'm Literally Dead

2021-06-1436:59

Miles has a new comedy music album and it's RIAA Certified Double Cardboard
37 Dare You to Eat This

37 Dare You to Eat This

2021-06-0701:02:45

Describing some of the most upsetting and awful things humans have ever chosen to eat.
36 No More Small Talk

36 No More Small Talk

2021-06-0152:32

A writer proposes new questions to ask in lieu of the usual "how bout that weather" small talk.
35 Mosh Pit Etiquette

35 Mosh Pit Etiquette

2021-05-2401:06:31

How to avoid poser activities and achieve ultimate dankness
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