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Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

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Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens forge through the pillars of modern day society in conjunction with past social constructs. The podcast combines ideals with beliefs and the necessity for human touch. In other words, you’re not going to want to be prepared for anything beyond having a fun conversation with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens. Please shower beforehand.

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We thought you might like this new podcast, Wild Wild Tech. Hear a preview episode here, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, or wherever you listen. You can't own an iPhone and be a bad person, at least according to Apple. Director of "Knives Out" and "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Rian Johnson exposed Apple's strange product placement policy in a video online for Vanity Fair. But hosts Jordan Erica Webber and Joshua Rivera discover that this has been going on longer than most of us would expect. First we hear from Dean Browell, the creator of the The Macintosh Theory, who first noticed these spoilers in commercials and Fox's hit "24." Then Joshua Peterson, a production designer who has seen Apple rules firsthand, and throws a wrench into the spoiler theory. Is Apple's influence on story just aggressive marketing or will it actually ruin creativity in filmmaking? Follow Wild Wild Tech Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wildwildtechpod/  Twitter: https://twitter.com/wildwildtechpod/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We thought you might like this new podcast, Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy (available on Apple Podcasts, and Spotify). Listen to the first episode, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts while you're listening. On the very first episode of "Correct Opinions," Trey talks about some of the unusual baby names he's encountered that white people have given their children, being recognized on the street by a fan but not by their disappointed friend, and just how hard it is to entertain white people. Follow Trey on Instagram Follow Trey on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hey Don't Mess Fans, You're about to hear a new podcast we thought you might like, OHONEY. Dating and hooking up in the 21st century can be a confusing disaster. But how would the coolest people in the world navigate minefield that’s dating these days. From Amanda Cerny and Sommer Ray, comes OHoney, a sexy new series that offers a look into the lives and minds of some of the biggest celebrities of the internet age. Each episode they serve up their best advice to get through all the drama, scandals, and NSFW situations that are plaguing you. OHoney is like a sexy slumber party where you get to listen in on the casual honest conversations between your coolest friends. Subscribe to OHoney wherever you're listening now­­­­ at: http://bit.ly/OHoneyDM Episode Description Jake Paul reveals what he’s looking for in a relationship, perhaps explaining his engagement to Tana Mongeau. Amanda Cerny says the sexiest thing to her is a man who’s passionate, while Sommer Ray’s answer is NSFW. Plus, Jake Paul talks about how important purpose is when pursuing a dream, and how he and Logan Paul struggled to get past their beef. And, just incase you don’t listen all the way through, don’t cheat on Sommer Ray, she’ll cut your d#@k off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris regales us with tales of dust, medical masks, and Katy Perry in this special Coachella edition of Don't Mess. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
There's really nothing you can say about this episode. You simply have to listen to it to experience the sheer genius of Christine and Chris doing weird impressions for thirty minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This entire episode is Christine and Chris attempting to do accents, with mixed results. Let's just say that Chris' Jamaican accent will be forever seared into your memory. It's that amazing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris' close friend, actor Eileen Sanford, competes with Christine to see who knows Chris better!  What odd pet obsession did Chris develop as a child? What is Chris' middle name? Tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
YouTuber Andrew Lowe @andrewlowe joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about all the internet's greatest conspiracy theories. Is Katy Perry really a grown-up Jonbenet Ramsey? Probably not. But we're going to talk about it anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Some people watch The Bachelor, and some people hate-watch The Bachelor. Chris and Christine fall somewhere in between. If you've ever wanted to know anything about the phenomenon that is this season's The Bachelor, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's taken a lot of convincing, but Chris finally persuaded Christine to do an ASMR episode. So here it is, in all its glory, complete with ASMR Mad Libs. We hope your ears enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Do you not care about the Oscars? Well, neither do Christine and Chris. Which is precisely why this is the only Oscars Recap you'll need to listen to. Ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Guess That Noise!

Guess That Noise!

2019-02-2240:12

Christine and Chris play a game of GUESS THAT NOISE! Play along at home as they try to guess what the other has secretly recorded in their new house. It's fun for the entire family! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine & Chris get high and try their hand at performing the art of Foley Sound, the sound effect recording process employed in pretty much every movie you've ever seen. The results of their efforts are...uhhh...something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine and Chris quiz each other about the celebrities and quasi-celebrities who populate the site famousbirthdays.com. If you've ever wanted to know the name of a celebrity's mother or pet, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine designs a custom history quiz for Chris about her favorite subjects in world history. You might actually learn something from this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chrish Guerra (@MistaChrish) joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about the dumpster fire that was 2018.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week the three brand-new roommates read each other's birth charts to see if they're compatible. That's right...birth charts, a totally real science. It's proven, fact-based, science that is 100% infallible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine and Chris rented a house with Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe)! Listen as all three new roomates regale you with tales of dead Uhaul truck batteries, puppy mishaps, and plans for which video game console will rule the house. Additionally, there's a special listener superlative section where you'll finally find out which roomie is most likely to have sex on the coffee table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Keep Calm & Smoke Weed

Keep Calm & Smoke Weed

2018-12-2839:18

On this special New Year's episode of Don't Mess, Christine and Chris get high in front of Christine's Mom.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Aug 1st
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Crystal Luna Espinoza

we want CHRIS AND CHRISTINE BACK

Jun 25th
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Hales

I miss this :(

Nov 9th
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crunch evo

why is this on this pod... BOI BRING BACK CHRIS AND CHRISTINE

Oct 18th
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Joran heeze

rip this podcast

Oct 18th
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Beth Taylor

Not cool, Castbox!

Oct 6th
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Beth Taylor

What the actual fuck

Oct 6th
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crunch evo

i was excited that they were back! why you playing with my heart castbox?

Sep 20th
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Zoeh Trosin

need.. new... episodes 😫😫😫💖💖

Aug 3rd
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frig Nightcore

wow so fucking funny

Jul 6th
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amor espinoza

What the fuck is this bullshit

Jul 5th
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Quismo

No

Jun 28th
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Claire Ott

Ya like hello

Jun 27th
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Claire Ott

What the hell maaaaan where are Christine and Chris

Jun 27th
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Aurea Willis

Dude what where are Chris and Christine

Jun 26th
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Crystal Luna

BRING THEM BACK

Jun 26th
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Crystal Luna

All we want is Chris And Christine

Jun 26th
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Hales

I miss the podcast so much

Jun 22nd
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Shane Fiegert

H

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Abi Mendez

I miss these 😭

Jun 19th
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