Bringing Series 2 to a close, the boys are tasked with writing a story called The Philanthropics. But which one will the Mystery Reader deem to be the most unpublishable: Anthony's Horror or Andrew's Romance?
Will the boys create a story that's both enjoyable and unpublishable? Will the Mystery Reader show care and affection during their judging? Will this podcast get any more listeners? The answer to those questions - and many more is - Probably Not.
As ever, Andrew and Anthony have written stories in different genres, unaware of which one - Fantasy or Western - the Mystery Reader will deem the most unpublishable. One thing everyone knows through is that, when it comes to this episode - It Wasn't A Party.
This week, the lads branch out and try to bowl the Mystery Reader over with their clucking stories, but which one is the most unpublishable? The return of Norman Roade or a romance including ship captains, cats pyjamas and pub quizzes?
The Mystery Reader has thrown Blackpool 2077 at the lads for this episode, with Andrew tackling it from a Horror point of view, including ramblers and pickled eggs, while Anthony paints himself into a corner with a choose-your-own-fantasy-adventure. But which one will be deemed the most unpublishable?
While The Mystery Reader gave the lads 'The Wizened Wizard of Windsor' as a title, The Random Genre-rator thought it funny to give them both the Sci-Fi genre to write it in. But, which one will be deemed the most unpublishable: a tale of ups and downs for a space traveller or a blatant rip-off The Wizard of Oz?
Anthony and Andrew are back with a fresh batch of truly unpublishable stories... and this time, their titles have been created by The Mystery Reader, the cheeky little toe-rag. Kicking off Series 2 is 'I Did When I Was A Kid', but which one will be deemed the most unpublishable - Andrew's Thriller or Anthony's Historical?
In the final episode of the series, the lads put the Fantasy genre to the sword, but whose effort will The Mystery Reader deem the most unpublishable: The Cat, The Crone & The Cupboard or An Adventurous Quest of a Journey?
Love is in the air this week as Anthony and Andrew try and woo the Romance genre, but whose story will the Mystery Reader fall head over heros for? When mild turns Wild or The Reluctant Romance of Ethel Elderberry?
This week's unpublishable stories take you on a journey through time, sort of, as the boys tackle historical fiction. But, will the Mystery Reader prefer a bit of Murder on the Wellington Express or The Legend of 'Dashing' Dirk Dafflebank?
This week, Anthony and Andrew try their hand at the Western genre, but which will The Mystery Reader choose: Pulp Western or Marshall Marshall vs The Banana-Split Gang?
This week, Anthony and Andrew share their unpublishable Sci-Fi stories. But which one will The Mystery Reader choose: The Humans are Dead? or Nightmare Planet?
Anthony and Andrew's task this episode is to write a ridiculous short story in the Thriller genre, as they ask Who is the real monster, while serving up a big dollop of Strawberries and Crime! But, who will the Mystery Reader decide has written the most unpublishable story of the two?
Anthony and Andrew challenge each other to write the most ridiculous story they can think of in a certain genre. This week's chosen genre is Horror, so, with Satan's trousers and a serial killer on the loose in a home for the elderly, who will win the inaugural point of Don't Publish this Podcast and, most importantly, will the lads get a single listener?
In true Don't Publish This Podcast style, the lads have quickly cobbled together an episode to mark their teams facing each other in next weekend's League Cup Final! If you'd like to act as our Mystery Reader for this special episode, simply enjoy both stories and comment on which one you think should NOT be published - We'll announce the winner before it kicks off at Wembley next Sunday! Big Love, Marras!
Before tucking into Series 3, here's a little teaser, including the titles of the upcoming stories and which genres the lads will be writing in.
In this bonus episode, the lads read out stories that the listeners have written and sent in. Strap yourselves in for our very first guest story bonanza! Interested in writing and sharing your own unpublishable tales? Email them in to: dontpublishthispodcast@gmail.com
It's Christmas Eve and here are Anthony and Andrew with the results of their festive episode! Listen here to find out whose story is the most unpublishable - Anthony's 'Captain Christmas Part 3' or Andrew's 'The Pint Before Christmas'?
As it's Christmas, Anthony and Andrew have written unpublishable tales of a festive nature. And, rather than asking the Mystery Reader to judge, the boys would like YOU to vote for which story you think is most unpublishable. Cast your vote through the poll.
For Series 2, the boys are doing things a little differently... The Mystery Reader has gifted them with 7 titles and here, the boys - with the help of a random genre-rator - will find out which genre they will be writing each story in. So, quit yappin', marras, and get ready for Series 2 with this cheeky little teaser