Down The Dog

On the podcast this week: We ask: Are you an aficionado of Jon’s lower satellite channel work? Matt tells us about his holiday to Lyme Regis and we discuss dogs rights in the future. Elsewhere... Matt reveals he's started to keep a whisky diary and reads us an extract, there's lots of football chat including: why watching Forest is now like watching England, why Arsenal fans should chill Out, Postecoglu's moods and the worst EVER Man United team  Also Jon reveals the thing he bought and teased last episode, we explore the notion of posh people at the cinema AND a listener emails in about a DTD Cheese Dream  PLUS Matt reads a diary entry FOR TOMORROW!….  ALL SEVEN EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH EPISODE 8 OUT THIS WEEKEND Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The first episode of the year sees Matt go round The Landlord’s house and the boys discuss: Christmas indulgences, 'Dry January' tactics, FA CUP underdogs, Uber doping and the Forest bandwagon.  Elsewhere we discuss meeting Big Ange, Rich Stu tells us how he got through Christmas, Jon and Matt reflect on their festive victories on shows 'House of Games' and 'Mastermind' (The Down The Dog Double) AND Jon runs into a footballer foe at the Darts.  Plus there’s a Dog, Bastard and c*** of the week.  ALL SEVEN EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week…  Jon and Matt discuss wanking off a dog, the Hannah Waddingham Baileys advert, Jason Bateman’s range and why Mulled wine has gained cynicism and is in the hands of BIG CINNAMON.  Elsewhere… Matt discusses getting SLAMMED for doing cancer jokes in front of The King, Jon reminds us why we should remember we hate Man United & we put filth in Chris Rea’s Driving Home For Christmas.  ALL FIVE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We discuss: Winter Wonderland, Advent Calendars, Mulled Wine, Maple Syrup, Christmas Films and Lindsay Lohan.  Plus Jon buys a new aftershave… ALL FIVE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Poshos, A ghost at the hotel, WILTY & Jon’s emergency pack in the car.  Elsewhere the boys touch upon eating on your own at a restaurant, Frank Lampard’s Derby (and his Quickbooks advertO) and Matt sees a new side to Ashley Cole. ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH EP 5 OUT NEXT WEEK Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt & Jon discuss the pictures of The King enjoying Fordy’s set at the Royal Variety Performance, Matt tells us aboiut a dinner he's had with a judge and we learn why Jon might be sending a letter on headed paper to Jacob Rees Mogg. Elsewhere find out why Jon wants his Christmas tree to be embarrassed and we mention crispy cornflake eye crud.     ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s preparations for performing in front of THE KING, why it’s funnier to be bald, their Palladium gig and Road perks.  Elsewhere Jon reacts to the results of the midlife crisis poll as voted on by our listeners, why if in doubt you should just say ’sausage,’ AND Jon riles up a listener after he blames Jon for his break-up. ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the Podcast this week... We discuss Jon's New AI Eye and why it could be the new way to listen to podcasts, The Landlord has had a new baby AND Jon watches and reacts LIVE to the new Tesco Christmas advert Elsewhere we ask you to send in some ideas for our new feature... where we write a new kids TV show for Jon & Matt to voice on the podcast. Plus we want to know: Should Jon shave his head or get a motorbike license? vote online! JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the Podcast this week: We discuss Trump's Victory & why Matt felt guilty, Forest being Third, the new Pub Queue and we suggest New rules for podcasts. We play 'What Fern did Jon get in a lift with this week?' and how did he upset her?  We ask: Do you prefer Spiders or flys? and what sh*t would you rather eat?  Plus Jon’s got a problem with his eye & Matt downloads TIKTOK LIVE  JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Recorded before Forest went up to THIRD in the Premier League… Jon & Matt discuss the three things that Jon learnt at the dentist, Halloween etiquette, Tim Robbins, The Sleeper train AND there’s a crisp factory tour update. JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Recorded before Forest moved up to 5th in the league, Jon confronts Matt about blanking him whilst he was in Sheffield. Matt meets an odd character in Scotland, we discuss Tommy Tuchs’ England appointment AND "My Grandad made YOUR bike." Plus some very sweary emails.  JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's short and it's very sweet. On the second podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Chelsea v Forest as Matt sits in the Chelsea end.  James Ward Prowse and his dead balls.  The bias of local radio  What is Jamie Carragher’s issue with batteries? Ten Haag’s fate  There’s a new email rule.  Harry Kane’s Porridge Advert  Gestalt Therapy A listener emails in about an exam paper the boys could sit.  And there’s an email from someone who wishes to remain anonymous  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT!  JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES STARTS VERY SOON... Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss: A new feature: What’s in your Gob?  Matt tries something for the first time in Norwich. It’s our poshest EVER Aaron Ham Bisnacker Jon has ANOTHER incident in the Swimming Pool  Matt has a solution for people who dry their balls with the hairdryer in public There’s an update on the Walkers Crisp factory tour…  We ask listeners: send us your TV ideas for Gregg Wallace.  Jon discusses tickling a tapir.  AND we have a genuinely very moving Dog of the Week. RIP Teddy. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT!  JON’S DIARIES STARTS THIS WEEK! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss Matt’s foray into manscaping and the boys discuss why we “don’t imagine Aliens to have pubes.”  Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s birthday, Thundercats and why it’s fucked up and Jon reveals why his Mum had to stop listening to the podcast recently and what her favourite episode of the show was. And… Matt reveals he’s recorded Celebrity Mastermind (and Jon reveals why he turned it down) we pitch a new show - ‘Rico and Fordey: Don’t Go Fishing' and we’ve been offered ANOTHER tour of a factory.  PLUS find out why Richard Osman is going top be upset if he's listening... Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! HERE YOU CAN HEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM JON’S DIARIES.  Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt tells Jon of his latest trip to the Doctors and how a nurse played a game of using a drawing pin on his balls.  Elsewhere we discuss the corruption that is at the heart of musical chairs, The Testicuzzi, a listener emails in an absolutely incredible lookalike of himself and Jon, Matt details his favourite new song (inspired by The Gillette jingle) and we discuss more tipping etiquette.  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! HERE YOU CAN HEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM JON’S DIARIES.  Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy. Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa. Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool…  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT!  Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss OJ Simpson and why it could lead to a new feature featuring Matt's Wife and Princess Diana and the commemorative newspaper edition. Plus Jon delves through his teenage diaries - Find out what event led Jon to write "The day my life changed forever"  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT!  Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WE’RE BACK BABY!!!! On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their sex tips and discuss sex scenes in books.   Elsewhere we discuss the Oasis reunion and which of the two is Liam & Noel Also Jon admits “this is the angriest i’ve ever been about a crisp” and find out why Matt is “not a natural bath boy” Plus after a month off Matt asks Jon: Have you missed me?  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT!  Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the second episode this week…  Two odd things happen as Matt attends The State Opening of Parliament We touch again on Southgate. Will Matt still have the same affection for him if he’s managing Derby in the Premier League in 10 years time?  It's the last Bakayo Snacka before we revert back for the new season and to commiserate we showcase our oddest suggested snack from a listener  The Curse of Matt Forde returns as a listener emails in about a SECOND deceased dog.  And we want your emails for next week’s DOWN THE DOG AWARDS - Send us in your made up categories and nominations  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT!  Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the 1st episode this week Matt & Jon discuss primarily the Euros Final and Matt admits to emailing Gareth Southgate begging him to stay. Elsewhere: The boys discuss why Jon is like Marc Cucurella. Matt's Mum singing Karaoke. Jon mentions some odd '8 out of 10 Does Countdown' promo he was asked to tweet out this week. We put out another call to the technologically gifted patrons of The Dog. Why Bielsa and Marsch united for a common cause. There's a Hymn update. And a Swansong for Jack Grealish who reads his final greatest speeches of our time.  Also we detail why Mayo on chips IS WRONG And we ask "DO WE HAVE ANY BELGIAN LISTENERS????" Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT!  Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices