Apologies for the delay with episode 50. This week we test Mark's romance level, hear about the secret cloning of celebrities, the real reason we bomb the sea, and the lizard people who run the world.
This week we test Joe's knowledge of facts about a certain dictator, hear about another toilet experience, STAG STAG STAG, and Mark the Ass-Horse continues his adventure
This week we find out what type of Vampire Mark is, we talk about giving botox to camels, and Mark the Ass-Horse makes a magical return
This week we find out that Joe pays £300 for his doorbell subscription, we talk about awkward moments in soft play areas, and hear about the world's weirdest collections.
This week we push Joe's impressions to the limit, hear about tandem bikers, and Mark runs home.
This week we talk about Halloween, Joe remortgages, and we have a dog quiz
This week Joe puts his full effort into the quiz, we talk weddings, and Mark is in the market for a new car
This week we find out which Disney princess Mark is, and we ask the question 'would wearing part of a corpse on your nose offend a family member?'. Back with a bang!
This week we have a personality test, Mark becomes a pushy-parent, and Mark the ass horse shows his ugly face again
This week we test how well Joe knows Mark, we talk Olympics, and an extra-large dose of waffle
This week we waffle. Pure, unadulterated, waffle. Mark finds out if he knows Joe as well as Joe hopes, we share self-improvement tips, and slightly mention football.
This week we find out if Mark is a little Englander, solve a national anthem issue, and Cellars and Lizards continues
This week we try and talk about the Euros, HDTV, and horrendous jokes. Mark the ass-horse also continues his journey in the mystical realm our lawyers have advised is not a cheap rip-off of dungeons and dragons.
This week Joe turns far too sexual, we talk birthday cake, and Mark the Ass Horse continues his adventure (although 'adventure' is a rather generous term)
This week we learn who the phantom dog-poo slapper was, discuss techniques to avoid covid-19, and Mark the Ass Horse continues his adventure
This week we find Mark's wellness score, hear about banned TV shows, and the adventure continues in cellars and lizards.
Which week we find out who has the higher IQ, we try and auction off our first tweet, and Joe sings.
This week we find out which fictional character we resemble, Joe shares his views on international news, and Mark 'the ass-horse' continues his adventure in Cellars & Lizard's.
Tensions flair as we clash during everyone's favourite feature 'Am I a Joke to you?'. We also talk about Mark fainting, Joe being told off for being on his phone, and the cellars and lizard's adventure continues.
A huge breakthrough in our publishing standards as we have included sound effects in the second installment of cellars and lizards. We also find out what animal Mark is, Joe rates Mark's jokes, and we have the usual trademarked waffle