Dumb People Town

Comedian Felipe Esparza (What's Up Fool podcast and tour) stops by as Daniel describes a Sydney homeowner's ingenious solution to people peeing in his yard, Jason explains how a man stole the tow truck that was towing his truck and smashed everything in its path, and Randy warns against watching solar eclipse coverage on Mexican TV, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy is helping take the stress out of the holidays. Take advantage of amazing holiday savings and shop for personal favorites at Chewy.com/dpt.   

Comedian and podcaster Adam Carolla (Beat It Out) stops by as Jason describes how an influencer who married herself is now divorcing herself, Adam explains how he once installed a closet in the wrong person's house, and how he got into comedy and the radio, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Mint Mobile and BetterHelp! Go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT to get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month. Let the gratitude flow, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. 

Comedian, writer, actor, and director Jay Chandrasekhar stops by as Randy describes an elementary school social media post that was so insensitive several staff members were fired, Daniel explains how the same two men had to be rescued twice in the same week, and Jason warns against getting shot in the butt outside a Waffle House, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.

Comedian Chris Grace (As Scarlett Johansson) stops by as Daniel describes a South Bend, Indiana mystery of someone urinating in candles at Dollar Tree stores, Randy explains how a man sued the city after he crashed his work dump truck into his own car, and Jason warns against calling 9-1-1 while you're stealing a car, and so much more!

Comedian and actress Jackie Tohn (Nobody Wants This on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a woman who has her cancer returned after an altercation with a flight attendant over her service dog, Jason explains why two Florida men were arrested for stealing deodorant, and Daniel warns against stealing your parents' car to go to Target, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Mint Mobile! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/dpt.  To get the new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT.   

Comedian, actor, and UCB founder (Second In Command podcast on ATC) Matt Walsh stops by as Randy describes a mom whose breasts fall out as she throws rocks at her neighbors, Daniel explains why a Michigan man's attempt to put out a fire went viral, and Jason warns that you MUST take your girlfriend to the airport, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Mint Mobile, and BetterHelp! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.  To get the new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to Mintmobile.com/DPT.  Overcome your fears, with BetterHelp.Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Erica Rhodes (tour) stops by as Jason describes a nude man that crashed a car into a jail and then threw rubber snakes at police, Randy explains how a Utah couple accidentally sent their cat away with an Amazon return, and Daniel lists the strangest place that British people have admitted to eating, and so much more!

Comedian and show creator Derek Waters (Drunk History) stops by as Jason describes how a bus driver on a field trip got arrested for OWI, Randy explains how a couple got arrested over an X-rated margarita stunt goes viral, and Daniel warns against attempting a string of robberies in the same stretch of town, and so much more!

Comedian and podcaster Jackie Kashian (Tour dates and The Dork Forest) stops by as Daniel describes how a homeowner near an airport dealt with a stranger's car parked in his driveway, Randy explains how a man shot himself in his sleep, and Jason warns against telling the police that you are Garth Brooks, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp.Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Nate Craig (Tour dates) stops by as Daniel explains how a Greek woman started setting fires so she could flirt with firemen, Jason describes why a Florida man jumped into a pond to avoid police, and Randy warns against storing stolen gerbils in your pants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and BetterHelp! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Jason Nash is back (Jason's YT) as Jason (Sklar) explains why a Florida man is worried about his reputation after pulling a gun on an Uber driver, Randy describes how a stranger was caught pooping on a neighbor's porch, and Daniel warns against robbing a bank and waiting just outside for them to bring you the money, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Mint Mobile! To get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT. 

Comedian James Adomian (Path Of Most Resistance) stops by as Randy describes how 4 men have been charged in the theft of a satirical golden toilet in England, Daniel explains why a Halifax's Acapulco Club is selling off pieces of its sticky carpet, and Jason warns against having sex with peoples' cars, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Mike Glazer (Life Rules!) stops by Jason describes a Florida man that was arrested for hurling fried chicken at his sister during an argument, Daniel explains how a Florida man disowned the drugs that were wrapped around his penis when caught by police, and Randy warns against burning down the house you're about to show as a realtor, and so much more!

Comedian and podcaster Justine Marino (Glitter and Garbage on ATC) stops by as Jason describes why a Miami woman kicked a cop in the groin after trying to set a truck on fire, Randy explains how a naked man on drugs trespassed at a Bills Stadium construction site, and Daniel warns against coming home to find that your driveway has been stolen, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/dpt. 

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi (Tour dates) stops by Randy describes how a Missouri woman stole a fire truck and crashed into a tree, Jason explains why a man suffering from headaches had chopsticks lodged in his head, and Daniel warns against going with Avis, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BettterHelp and Mint Mobile! Never skip therapy day, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MintMobile.com/DPT.

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a man traveled the world to retrieve stolen Air Pods, Jason explains why a Monopoly game escalated to a samurai sword fight, and Randy warns against believing you coworker is your boss on the phone and following their order to steal money, and so much more!

Comedian and writer Megan Gailey stops by as Jason describes how a confrontation at a San Diego marina prompts a visit from Harbor Police, Randy explains why a man was banned for life from Buc-Ees for bringing an emotional support duck, and Daniel warns against getting a Tesla logo tattooed on your face and getting a DUI in a 1992 minivan, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Diet Smoke and Mint Mobile! Go to dietsmoke.com and use DPT for 20% off your entire order plus a $50 welcome bundle completely free.  To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com/DUMB.

Comedian Matt Braunger (Tour) stops by as Daniel explains why a flight was turned around after a flight attendant was called a waiter, Jason describes a Utah man that accidentally received a delivery driver's urine, and Randy warns against asking to marry a woman who promptly steals your car, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.   

Singer-songwriter Aimee Mann (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a parrot that got stuck on a roof and then told rescuers to F-Off, Daniel explains how many bats were found in an attic, and Jason warns against giving obscene Catholic sermons, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Stop comparing and start focusing, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Dan St. Germain (Dance Fatty Dance) stops by as Daniel describes how workers destroyed a driveway after the the client refused to pay for it, Jason explains why a woman stole a car to go to a job interview at a strip club, and Randy warns against shooting your grandson while officiating a wedding, and so much more!