A lengthy recap, Investigating a crime scene, Barge Sarge, Fire on the Floating Dial!, Prince casts Eyebite, The continuing adventures of Guy Greyhammer fighting Siril, interrogating a prisoner who sings like a bird, a minor victory?
A summary of sessions 000 through 020, non or which are recorded. I intentionally inserted a bunch of speaking errors into the audio for your entertainment.
The Whole Gang Gets Back Together, The Party Expertly Avoids Plot Hooks and Lays Siege to Ravenloft Instead, The Difficulties of Falling While Invisible, A Knife Fight, Strahd's Lieutenant Doesn't Understand Action Economy, Wash Absolutely Slaughters A Demon, Willy Steals a Skull and the Party Hides a Body.
Blame Brock. A Well Worn Path, Wash Has so Many Cloaks, Wartle Doesn't Know What it Means to Be Alive, The Vistani are Still Jerks, Defensive Moonbeam, Roasted vs. Toasted, The Vistani Retreat, Eluned Does Eluned Things, Wartle Kills with a Steam of Piss, Willy Holds Three Actions, Advanced Geometries with Moonbeam, Willy Make Fun of Everyone Pants, Wash is Extremely Frustrated with the Limitations of Moonbeam, The Party Gets Pretty CLose to Genocide and Were Back Again.
Willy is Flashing Back, Exploring Argynvostholt, Wash Cant Look at a Chandelier, A Lengthy Discussion of Doors, Bustin' Ghosts, "Screw it, Let's Do It", Finger Arrows, Eluned Continues to Pretend to Have Religion, Wash Has a Stained Glass Related Existential Crisis, Follow the Smoke Dragon, Willy's College Course Load Continues to Grow, Eluned Does Eluned Things, The Group Has Become Shockingly Comfortable with Standing Around While Willy Talks to the Air, Eluned Interrupts Peace Negotiations with War, Willy Heroically Cripples the Party.
Yes, we are still alive. No, there are not excuses. Blame Brock. Apologies of all kinds. One member of the party (blame Brock), decided to zoom in from work. It has been nearly insurmountable to edit out all of the HIPPA violations. I hate my life. I don't honestly think anyone is listening to this podcast. This episode is choppy as hell and I put it through about 15 filters to try and fix the levels. Blame Brock. 7 Rolls below 10, Willy 1v1s Strahd, Wash Jails to Vampires, Emil Lives!, Eluned Steals a Key But Wash Doesn't See it, The Concept of 100, Bran Finds Some Zombies, There is so Much Background Chatter in this Episode, It's nearly unlistenable, Who Are These Fucking Cretins?, The Party Avoids a Non-Trapped Hallway, Bone Room, Eluned has Clearly Discovered Guidance, Hella Witches, Bran wants to Play Heroball, Bran Discovers Skeletons, Wash Angrily Finds Junk, A Very Slow Escape, Insight Checking a Portcullis Deadlift.
No One Knows How to Fight a Fire, It's Not the First Time We've Seen Vallaki in Flames, Abandoning Wachter House, Wash and Gerry Create Hallowed Rubble, Two Maids, a Cook, a Bloody Boy and a Hippie Walk into a Bar, Eluned Does Eluned Things With the Cook, Davide Catches Horn, Wash Doesn't Trust Vasili, Eluned on Vasili: "I Think We Can Trust Him," Flipping Papers Sound Effects, Wash Doesn't Trust Vasili's Horse, Eluned Thinks We Should Ride It, Wash Doesn't Think We Should Go to Krezk, Eluned Insists, Eluned Works So Hard to Betray Irena to Strahd, Oh, No! Wash was Right the Whole Time!
A Conversation with Corander, Somehow No One Wonders Where Mandolf Went, Sexy Evil Cultist, Barovia's Most Helpful Vampire, Sexy Undead Cultist, Willy Makes a Floating Stomping Statue and Wash Really Wants it to Pee on Someone, Eluned and Bran are Basically Useless the Whole Episode, Wash Rolls a 1, a 1, a 1, and a 4, Sexy Flameskull Cultist, We Win?
Introducing Bran, Eluned Thought is was a Trap, Von Holz House, Bran Tries to do Eluned Things, Mandolf Tries to do Eluned Things, Cool Dead Kids, Somehow Vallaki is Worse Every Time We Walk Through, Wash Doesn't Understand the Silver Dragons, The Pentagram Lives, Mandolf Fights a Stick, Bran Doesn't Understand Strahd, Typical Wachter House Nonsense, Mandolf Becomes Arnauldo, Wash Recognizes a Vampire.
The DM actually dies during this session. Walk with him through the first two days of a head cold in three hours. A Surprisingly Respectful Looting and Mutilation of an Old Friend, Willy is Basic, Level Six Willy, I'll Believe That When I Don't Believe It, Mandolf Feels Himself, Hag Sniper, Eluned Does Eluned Things in the Woods, Weird Glowing Lights, Wash Desperately Tries to Figure Out Hag Pins, A Conversation with Madam Eva, Bagmen and the Sequined Thong, Bags of Holding Become Bags of Tearing the Group Apart, Eluned is Hot Again, Eluned Enables Mandolfs Insanity, Back to Vallaki, The Taming of the Broom, An Extremely Non Suspicious Cart.
An Extremely Suspicious Tree, Elaborate Surprise Plans, Utter Surprise Failure, Zombie Arnauldo Appears, My Armor Class is Tiny Hut, Bra of Holding, Willy Makes a Huge Mistake, The Hag Blows Wash and Willy, Mandolf Plays with His Sticky Balls, Mandolf Tries for Multiple Turns to Put Metal on a Guy Already Wearing Metal, Eight Full Minutes of Arguing About Heat Metal, Arnauldo Dies Retroactively.
There is a bit of a time drop after the break. You don't miss much, but feel free to blame Brock. Assault on the Windmill, Bardic Regret, Butter Teeth and Butter Eyes, Eluned Does Eluned Things in a Windmill, Willy UNderstands Magic, Hag Trick!, Top Half Defenestration, Everyone Mutilates Corpses, Willy Kills a Barrel, Cute Evil Dolls, Somehow More Orphans, The Taming of the Broom, Rictavio Bravely Runs Away, Windmill? More Like Firemill, Reconsecrating the Standing Stones, Wash Pledges to the Raven Queen, The True Meaning of Eluned, Orphans in Hobbit Costumes, Everything is Normal at the Vistani Camp, "We Don't Meddle," Outer Flaps and Inner Flaps.
Werebattle Aftermath and a Typically Over Complicated Plan the Achieves Nothing, Eluned Spends Most of the Session Carrying 1000 Copper Coins Somehow, Mandolf Doesn't Tuck, More Teeth Hijinks, Wash and Eluned Try to Understand How Exhaustion Works, Strahd Appears Again and is Charming, Willy Hits Bats for Only 5 Out of a Possible 32 Damage, Eluned Sells Out Irena Again, Strahd Has a Sissy Run, Mandolf Fails to Cast Every Spell, Willy and the Great Wine Shenanigan, A Generous Payment to a Widow, Fearin Murders a Dog, Sentient Vallaki Porn, The Party Discovers The Brotherhood of the Dragon, Vallaki is Depressing, Wash Doesn't Want to Be Leader, Tinyhut Longrest, Rictavio Makes Fun of All Our Curses, Proceed to Windmill.
You guessed it. Brock deleted another episode. Prepare to miss out on all of our combat comedy stylings. Also, Eluned does Eluned things and finds closure. There is a pretty thorough recap in the next episode so just use this extra time to relisten from the beginning.
We're Fighting Werewolves, Alone with a Flute and a Dead Body, Kids in Cages... Thanks Obama, The Party Hatches an Elaborate Plan to Trick the Wolves into Fighting Each Other, Orphans Are Terrible at Looting, Fearin (Ferrin? Feeryn?) Admires Kiril's Skin Curtains, In the End the Plan Comes Down to 'Run Away,' It Works, Eluned and the Critical Critical Hit, The Packslayers Live Up to Their Name, The Party Finally Works Together... To Desecrate a Body, Wash and Eluned are Melodramatic Again, Gerry is a Robot, A Slightly Beneficial Lake, Wash and Fearin Fight Over Willy's Body, We Had So Much Fun Fighting Werewolves We Make Plans To Do It Again.
Brock Works Really Hard to Not Ask a Question That He Ends Up Asking Anyway, Wash Returns Some Videotapes, Shakira Gets a Chicken, Rictavio Lore Dumps on the Party, Dag Brings Exciting News About the Werewolves, Mando Defenestrates Himself, Scaffolding Made of Crossbows or Crossbows Made of Scaffolding, How to Sink a Magic Tower, How to Beat Strahd: Cheat, Consequences Have Consequences, Eluned Does Eluned Things with a Cart and Doesn't Learn a Lesson, Eluned Has a Broken Heart, Aggressively Loud Combat Music, Fight in the Cave Mouth, Creepy Finger Gallop, Possessed Willy Rolls Tide, WolfMist Cologne: It's Not Very Good, Gerry Doesn't Bless Eluned, Mando Misses From the Top Rope.
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The Party Recovers and Important Artifact, Cronenberg Monsters Are People Too, Esmerelda Gives Mandolf the Cold Shoulder, Mandolf Just Wants to Sleep, An Average Night in Krezk, Willy Makes a Baby and Gets Possessed, The Party Has No Idea What to Do, Eluned Does Eluned Things with a Wolf, Wizard of Wines, A Plan to Spy on Werewolves that Involves Two or Three Different Kinds of Birds, Eluned Finds Some Lightning at a Tower, Amazing Visual Content for the Podcast of a Funny Dance, Irena is a Slob with Bed Hygiene and Shouldn't be Respected or Admired, Rictavio Throws a Fit and Tries to Blame the Party For His Own Failings. Wont killing the Abbott leave a power vacuum in a place where there always seems to be anther evil minion to step up and who will control the Cronenbergs and who will protect the city of Krezk and maybe is the Abbott right about a lot of things and what is morality in a land where death has no meaning and who are the gods if they cant reach us here and is Strahd the worst thing that could happen to Borovia and if he dies does everyone else die too or do they all just start living freely from that point and what about all the young ones do they die or do they become people again and do the remember what they did as vampires and do they have regrets and do they ever get to see their parents again without seeing that shade of doubt that they turned once and they might turn again and will we ever really be free of this fear?
Shoutout to Tess for the Best Audio Capture of a Die Roll in Podcasting History, Bad New About the Abbott, 'Scuse Me, Pardon Me, Emotionally Difficult Terrain, The Slow but Inevitable Beating to Death of a Holy Man, A Surprising Amount of Foreskin, A Heart Attack, An Abbott an Angel and a Spinning Ball of Rings Walks into an Immovable Bar, Willy is a Necrodancer, You Wake Up and Gerry is Touching You, Mandolf Decapitates a Baby, Wash Casts Detect Ass Hair, The Cost of a Flame Thrower in Borovia, A Multiphase Retreat, The Abbott Blows Up When He Finds Out Eluned Wants to Join a New Religion.