El Salon Chronicles

Welcome back to El Salon Chronicles! In the sixth episode of this season, your favorite hosts Mari, Zuly, and Liz delve into the art of self-care and the beauty of being fully present in the moment. Get ready to embrace the essence of the soft life and the joy of existing in feminine energy! In "A Day of Nothing: The Soft Life," Mari, Zuly, and Liz share their personal experiences and insights on how to find balance and rejuvenation amidst the chaos of modern life. Join them as they explore the concept of dedicating a whole day to do nothing and the profound impact it can have on your well-being. Discover the power of slowing down, taking a step back, and appreciating the simple pleasures that life offers. Tune in to explore practical tips for nurturing your mind, body, and soul, and learn how to tap into your feminine energy for a more fulfilling and vibrant life. Whether you're a busy professional, a parent juggling multiple responsibilities, or just in need of a reset, this episode will inspire you to prioritize self-care and embrace the art of being present. Let Mari, Zuly, and Liz guide you through the transformative journey of self-discovery and rediscovering the joy in existence. Join us for a heartwarming and insightful conversation that will leave you feeling inspired to lead a softer life full of self-love and mindfulness. Don't miss out on this empowering episode of El Salon Chronicles!

Welcome to Episode 5 of El Salon Chronicles, where we dive deep into the world of conspiracies and untold stories. In this captivating episode, we explore the shocking events surrounding the Wagner Putin Coup fail, shedding light on the mysterious circumstances and the enduring conspiracies that surround it. Join us as we unravel the truth behind the fateful submarine tragedy that claimed the lives of five individuals and uncover other mind-bending conspiracies that will leave you questioning everything. Zuly, Mari, & Liz share their alternate theories that challenge the official narrative. Delve into the intricate web of political intrigue, shadowy connections, and international power struggles that have captivated the world. With a blend of captivating storytelling, humorous analysis, and thought-provoking discussions, El Salon Chronicles takes you on a riveting journey into the heart of the unknown. We explore the lingering questions, the hidden agendas, and the various perspectives that surround these conspiracies, offering you a fresh and balanced look at the events that shook the world. Tune in to Episode 5 of El Salon Chronicles as we challenge conventional narratives, question official accounts, and explore the shadowy underbelly of global events. Prepare to be captivated, intrigued, and enlightened as we peel back the layers of secrecy and bring these conspiracies to light.

El Salon Chronicles Season 7 Episode 4   Welcome back to another episode of El Salon Chronicles where we dive into various topics related to personal well-being and self-improvement. Today, we have an interesting and relatable topic to discuss: getting older and the challenges of managing weight gain. The ladies tackle the lifestyle factors of getting older and the buzz surrounding Ozempic and Mounjaro as a potential weight loss solution.  Mari talks about possibly exploring Mounjaro a medication originally developed to treat type 2 diabetes. Recent clinical trials and research support the effectiveness of Ozempic/ Mounjaro for weight management, is this a new fad? And What are the potential benefits and risks of Ozempic. Liz highlights the  Importance of consulting healthcare professionals before considering any medication or treatment. And Zuly discusses the Physical changes associated with aging metabolism, hormonal shifts, the psychological and emotional aspects of aging.  Tell your friends we are back and we are live! You can view our episodes on YouTube and you can find us on social media. Make sure to follow, share, comment, and review, also hashtag #QlonaPerez #ElSalonChronicles and #DimeloLinda when shouting us out. Thank you for your love and support!    

El Salon Chronicles Season 7 Episode 3 - The Global Shitshow In this thought-provoking episode of El Salon Chronicles, hosts Liz, Zuly, and Mari delve deep into the intricate web of international affairs and pressing domestic issues. Tune in as they analyze the current state of affairs in the United States, exploring the delicate dynamics of its relationships with global powerhouses China and Russia, along with the pivotal role of the BRICS countries. With a critical lens and a good sense of humor, our hosts shed light on the challenges faced by the US education system, examining its shortcomings and the alarming consequences they pose. Join the conversation as they discuss the factors contributing to the system's decline and propose potential solutions to ensure a brighter future for American students. Liz, Zuly, and Mari tackle the fascinating topic of expats leaving the United States, tracing the motivations and implications of this growing trend. They explore why some individuals are seeking opportunities abroad and the potential impact on the nation's workforce, economy, and cultural landscape. Don't miss out on this eye-opening discussion that offers nuanced perspectives on the complex tapestry of international relations, educational reforms, and the shifting demographics of expatriation. Get ready to broaden your understanding and engage in a captivating dialogue on El Salon Chronicles - your trusted source for insightful conversations on contemporary issues.

Welcome to Episode 2 of Season 7 of El Salon Chronicles, a captivating episode where spirituality meets exploration. Join hosts Zuly, Liz, and Mari as they dive deep into the realms of monk fasts, astral projections, higher consciousness, and lucid dreaming. Get ready for an edutaining journey as they discuss the mysteries of the mind, share personal experiences, and provide practical tips for self-discovery. Expand your consciousness, ignite your curiosity, and #ExploreTheUnknown with #ElSalonChronicles. Tune in and let the conversation spark your inner explorer!

Season 7 Premiere - Catching Up, New House, Grandson, Inner Monologues, and Communication In the season 7 premiere of El Salon Chronicles, Liz, Mari, and Zuly catch up after the season 6 finale last year. They discuss Zuly buying a new house, Mari having a grandson, and their discovery of how some people have inner monologues and others don't, and how this can affect communication in a relationship. Hosts: Liz, Mari, and Zuly Episode Highlights: Liz, Mari, and Zuly catch up on what they have been up to since the end of season 6. Zuly shares that she has bought a new house and talks about her experience with the home-buying process. Mari talks about her new grandson and how excited she is to be a grandmother. The ladies discuss the recent discovery that some people have inner monologues and others don't. They explore how this can affect communication in relationships and how important it is to understand how others communicate. The hosts also share their insights on how to improve communication in relationships, including active listening and asking clarifying questions.   Tell your friends we are back and we are live! You can view our episodes on YouTube and you can find us on social media. Make sure to follow, share, comment, and review, also hashtag #QlonaPerez #ElSalonChronicles and #DimeloLinda when shouting us out. Thank you for your love and support!

Welcome to the season finale! In true salon style, the ladies are all over the place. Liz has some questions regarding her coffee/gas attendant who happens to have a Foley Bag, Mari has some useless information, and Zuly has mad opinions. The ladies share some very important milestones in their lives and the mystery of Liz's ass tattoo is revealed but you'll have to listen to find out. Tune in, listen and see if you agree with the thoughts of the ladies of el salon, and in the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon  

Welcome to keeping it real episode 14. Mari doesn’t hesitate to put Zuly on the spot about her recent personal experience with a UTI. The ladies get into it and break down the ST-dos and don’t and the what causes a UTI…Did you know 1 in 5 women experience one in their lifetime? And even though it may be more common in women, this can also happen to men, older adults, and even children. Mari shares her Lip HIV story and what happens when waxing goes wrong. But what the ladies really want to know is are you having these conversations with your partner and your kids? How open and comfortable are you with sharing your most intimate medical diagnosis? Listen and see if you agree with the thoughts of the ladies of el salon, and in the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon  

Lucky number 13 and the ladies are back with another interesting topic. Is having children keeping us from accumulating wealth? The ladies discuss the pros and cons of being childless and single.  Women who stay single and don't have kids are getting richer. Forgoing marriage and parenthood has a bigger payoff for American women than men, according to new research. Does the workplace and society unjustly tax the working/professional woman for deciding to have children? And is there a difference between black/brown women with children, and their white counterparts, as far as wealth accumulation is concerned? But before they dive into their topic, Liz discusses the conviction and sentencing of Lesandro Junior Guzman Feliz's murderers and the tragic news of Erin Merdy, a mother charged with murdering for drowning her 3 children in Coney Island. What compels a person to commit murder and are our health care professionals doing enough to ensure the mental health of parents? Is it the communities responsibilities to speak up and report concerning behavior? Listen and see if you agree with the thoughts of the ladies of el salon, and in the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon

Welcome to Episode 12 The ladies decide to record early and switched out their glass of wine for a Cafecito! Are your kids’ sports making you broke? Well, the ladies discuss how expensive it is to raise a child. Never mind the normal living expenses like shelter, clothes and food when raising a child, you must also factor in tuition, school activities and sports. Liz discusses how expensive it can be to fund a child’s extra-curricular activities like sports as part of the many investments parents make. The fundraisers, uniforms, snacks, lunches, and dinners that all come at a cost. These are just one of the many expenses one incurs in order to raise a well-rounded child. But before we dive into our topic Zuly gives her review on a dinner date with Mr. Big to a local BYOB steak house that left her with a full stomach but a not so good experience. The lack of attention and subpar service left her questioning “if it was a short-staffed situation or if she didn’t quite fit the demographic environment” the waitress did not offer the dinner special, forgot to serve/offer water, her entrée was removed early, and she had to serve her own damn wine!! When compared to a Hispanic owned quaint location located in Edgewater, New Jersey called Terravita, where the owner is hands on, friendly and very attentive, and the food is amazing, the ladies are left with the question “should tipping be mandatory or should you tip accordingly”? As always, the conversations take us off topic and Zuly finds herself talking about the date from hell and learns that night court is in fact in a thing and always is session… because you know criminals never sleep. Tune in and listen how her date ended up in jail and left her having to pay a hefty car rental fee. Let’s just say all these unfortunate experiences get a one-star rating with no tip! Tune in and listen how her date ended up in jail and left her having to pay a hefty car rental fee. Let’s just say all these unfortunate experiences get a one-star rating with no tip! Listen in to hear all the juicy details and in the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon

Welcome to Episode 11 and the big reveal. In this episode the ladies follow up on the last episode's topic and Mari reveals the events that led up to an amazing weekend. Before going into details, Liz takes a moment to acknowledge post partum depression and mental health awareness by sharing breaking news. Zuly chimes in after with some interesting info regarding very creative jewelry called Jizzy Jewelry and Perenium Tanning, a new TikTok phenomenon.  The girls reveal a recent visit from Master Fetish Trainer King Noire, they gush over the amazing drinks and treats served by Sweets by Ivonne and the delicious food by Enchanting Bites. Listen in to hear all the juicy details and in the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon

Well here we go again talking about everything and nothing. In this episode Mari admits to being a brat in Cape Cod. Her delusional ass really thought Randy could read her mind and when things don't go her way, she becomes a wet blanket. Liz, expertly avoids the butt tattoo convo but she's not off the hook, Mari's just waiting for Zuly to tag team ... and speaking of Zuly, where was she this episode? The ladies also discuss the elderly shooting their shot, no longer sliding but cautiously waddling with an unsteady gate into people's DMs, and the dusty crusty unsolicited old pecker pics. When will it and when should it end? Of course the AITA this week is of some backwards family inbreeding and getting mad for being spit sisters, so tune in and enjoy the BS. This is one episode you won't want to miss. Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salonmerch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon

Let's get into it...DIMELO LINDA!!! The ladies are back for another spicy, and eyebrow-raising episode.  Welcome to episode 8 where the conversations go in many different directions. we briefly touch on a controversial topic that recently made it to our "Headquarters" Dominican men known to be Bugarron (on the down low) do they enjoy the Molodron and not the Moñoñon...BUEEEENOOO!! the jury is still out.  The ladies reminisce about past drunken episodes, the 4-plus bottles of wine in casa Zuly, and how Liz ended up with a baked roach in her lobster tail...can you say WACALA (EWWW)? We briefly discuss last week's episode and Mari shares her shower buddy routine and all the wonderful Rub-a-Dub-Dub that takes place. But mostly we learn that Liz has a Beauty and the Beast on her left cheek! yeah, you read that correctly but stay tuned because we will definitely unpack the what, where, and why she decided to ink her derriere in our next episode.  Mari shares her Am I the Asshole (AITA) segment where a betrayal between a brother and an ex-lover leaves open wounds and salty attitudes projected onto the wrong person. Who was right, who was wrong, and was it even necessary...see how the ladies break it down and decide who the asshole really is.

Is Withholding Sex A Form Of Punishment? In episode 8 the ladies talk about the risk in withholding intimacy, and the benefits of oxytocin in a relationship. They also discuss the love hormone in the brain, and wonder if it is true that a woman's DNA can be affected by the men she is intimate with. But before getting to their subject, the ladies catch up. Liz has just dropped her daughter off at college and is ready to be single pringle and childless. Mari is starting to morph into a girlie girl, and Zuly has interesting questions about everyone's shower routines. Listen in for some hilarious content and some feel good conversation. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon.

Welcome to episode 7! In this episode the ladies are joined by Sandy from The Art Of Happi(H)er podcast. The ladies kick back, relax and share their current relationship situations. Zuly shares her amazing experience with her "Mr. Big" on a luxurious and romantic baecation to Antalya, Turkey and the Cappadocia region of Turkey. She explains how she quickly acclimated to the environment of opulence and wealth. Although, the build-up was that of a truly epic rom-com proposal ... Zuly claims that Mr. Big did not propose on the hot air balloon or did he? In the spirit of sharing all things love, Sandy shares how she found her Mr. Man in the podcast circle and she has been floating in love ever since. Mari chimes in with a list of interesting date locations for those wanting to have intentional adult dates that leave an impression. Listen in for some hilarious content and some feel good conversation. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon.

Well here we go again challenging the social norms and expectations of immigrants ... sadly enough by our own. In this episode "You Sound Like A White Girl" the ladies sit with author and advocate Julissa Are to talk about her book "You Sound Like A White Girl- The Case For Rejecting Assimilation". You will be challenged to re-examine your definition and understanding of what it means to assimilate. Liz of course monopolizes the first few minutes while Mari finally gets her chance and is blown away by what she thought she knew - learning so much along the way and Zuly takes it all in. This is one episode you won't want to miss. Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salonmerch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, patreon, and Liz's pink bikini only fans.

All things insane nefarious and vile ESC True Crime Edition: Allen V Farrow part 2    Special Edition: 5 episode of Season 6 (part 2 of 2)   We are back for another scandalous, tea drinking, eyebrow raising episode..are you ready!!! On our usual shooting the shit and catching up Liz learns that Mari has a “New Sister” and even though we’ve already discuss this Liz claims she was not aware and accuse the ladies of having side conversations. Mari has amazing News about Bella Noir Studios so make your appointments because this is about to be the hottest hair salon In Montclair, NJ.  And Zuly morbid, end of the world crazy ass wants to know if there is a plan should an apocalypse happen……so is your bunker ready and stocked?!  Well here you have it as promised the conclusion and  Part two of the Allen V Farrow.  The ladies get into it as Zuly breaks down the sexual allegations against Allen and his scandalous affair with Mia’s adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. Trigger warning in this episode we will talk about sexual behavior and actions. From Mia finding nude Polaroids  of her step daughter Soon-Yi to Dylan’s accusations of events that took place back when she was only four years old. Learn more about Hollywoods power couple Mia Farrow and Woody Allen nasty, bitter, and very public custody battle. And his fixation with Dylan. Woody’s strange behavior raised many red flags by friends, and Nannie’s that witnessed his obsession. Many adults failed Dylan and this unfortunate case is just one of many in the industry.  Zuly based most of her research on the HBO true crime documentary television miniseries directed by Kirby Dick and Amy Ziering. And the Allen v. Farrow podcast.

Special Edition: 4 episode of Season 6 (part 1 of 2) Brace yourself for a special edition of ESC True Crime Edition. Get your drink of choice ready it’s going to be an interesting episode.  The ladies catch up as usual and discuss all the craziness happening in their lives. Mari’s little escape artist (Tokyo and Berlin) decide to go an explore the neighborhood alone!! Liz celebrates her birthday by getting a naked kitty…yikes!! Zuly has a little too much to drink at dinner  and by the end of the night is looking for “JUAaaan” in the porcelain throne.  Zuly takes the lead on this episode and discuss the high profile case of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow. The Allen v. Farrow case takes place in 1992 when seven year old Dylan Farrow, Woody’s adopted daughter confesses to her mother Mia of inappropriate behavior at the hands of Woody. This two part episode will leave you with your mouth open. The case takes many unexpected turns with lies, deceptions, abuse, and control of power.  This high society of elites show no mercy to a child that was repeatedly failed by the very adults that should have protected her, and to make matters worst our broken justice system only proves that those in power can sway the law.  Zuly based most of her research on the HBO true crime documentary television miniseries directed by Kirby Dick and Amy Ziering. And the Allen v. Farrow podcast. Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon.

Welcome to the 3rd episode of season 6. History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it ~ Winston Churchil ( or something like that) In this episode the ladies discuss Critical Race Theory, the miseducation of our society and the repercussions systemic racism as a direct result of slavery has on society. The ladies briefly discuss the attempted annexation of the Dominican Republic by President Grant, the enthralling novel The Yellow Wife by the award winning author Sadeqa Johnson, and the murder of 14 year old up and coming artist Ethan Reyes. Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salon merch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, and patreon. Pleases consider donating to the Go Fund Me for Ethan Reyes.

Yes it's only a week since the premier of Season 6 and already shit hit the fan. So .... Supreme Court rules on 2nd Amendment upholding gun ownership rights within homes on a national basis and striking down NY law limiting guns in public. As if that wasn't enough ... they overturned Roe V Wade.  The ladies try to make sense of it and explain what they think the motive behind these radical changes are. Listen in to see what the ladies have concluded and if you agree. In the meantime if you enjoyed this episode please comment, share, like, rate, and review. Tell all your friends about us. Please follow us at El Salon Chronicles on instagram, facebook and twitter and if you mention us please tag #elsalon or #qlona. You can also support by purchasing El Salonmerch, cashapp, venmo, zelle, patreon, and Liz's pink bikini only fans.