Elliot In The Morning

Watching the Céline Dion documentary?

Should my ass call somebody?

More like, where we bin?

Up for driving lessons, middle of it at "Fully Loaded," and down the shore.

EITM interviews Bert Kreischer, Joe DeRosa & Dan Soder

Somebody to shove behind your framed Dave Pirner photo.

Miss Manners flips the script.

When it comes to apartment living, how do you deal with a loud...masturbator?

Occupational Employment and Wage Statistics.

EITM interviews Marc Roberge

Kroger? I hardly know her.

Kitty, Josh. Not kidney. Well...actually, yes. Kitten kidneys.

Out-of-office, Mike Jones is also out of surgery.

Fail.

And possibly the world!