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Author: Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

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Emergency Intercom, a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent)
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Even though it looks happy from the outside… we still argue and today’s episode is exactly that. Us arguing. Blood was shed… who will win? Is Drew actually a bad toxic person who needs therapy? Yes. Does he care? Not one bit. Now listen to this episode and shut it dweeb.
While your favs were at the VMAs walking the carpet Enya and Drew were running sway from that heavy feeling by attending the reptile convention! No really, seasonal depression is back and we are finally getting a little serious in this episode about what it means to be struggling for us.
In this episode Enya and Drew go a step further in proving that besides the luck of decent comedic timing, these idiots have nothing to serve but face... and even then, most time you will starve with these idiots. You love them for their charm... not their intelligence! That's all that matters!
from panic attacks to urges of murder with a sprinkle of hallucination and psychosis… this week we dive into our worst experiences with MARIJUANA POT DOPE GAS CAT-PISS etc…. Idk you probably couldn’t even smoke as much as us lol like you definitely couldn’t hang… we smoke a lot of weed. Like a freakish amount of pot
The rumors are true, Drew and Enya have fleas. We lost our home for the time being and are in the car, our life is a nightmare please send love and support to us and tell us how much you love us. We are the kindest people ever fuck you. 
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society who abandons him and treats him like trash? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.
This week we learn that beneath it all Drew is truly a stinky man and Enya is a saint and always showers and always smells good. If you meet her make sure you sniff.
Today we dive deep into our subconscious and reveal that even our “dreams” are nightmares… can we catch a break please god I’m begging you please
In this episode Drew and Enya question life, death, and space… Who said clowns can’t be existential! We also get insight on Drew’s bed habits (it gets stinky).
Welcome back to a new episode of Emergency Intercom! It is only fitting that coming from broken homes, our home gets broken into on multiple occasions! We avoid bills, we lie, and we are sexy… what more do you want!
Enya and Drew explore the idea that what you put into your body… actually matters? Who knew. Enya will probably pass away from mercury poisoning and Drew vapes. They are not taking any questions at this moment.
In the wise words of Thundercat, Heartbreaks! Setbacks! Drew and Enya do a ten minute catch up of the hazy year that was 2020, and then immediately talk about... sex with Harry Styles and... the gender of a Baja blast? Who said pilot episodes weren't the best! See ya next week. 
Emergency Intercom, a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent) 
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