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Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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HHS Secretary RFK Jr. (Andrew, Branson, and Felix) shares his controversial views on health and medicine. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) discuss an experimental surgery they got, their new base on the moon, and their missing assistant Leslie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-98-what-would-140584959
Natural Football League pre-game show hosts Money McDonalds (Nate Fisher), Brock Erinovich (Will Sennett), Flint Cleanwater (Branson), Nick St. Little (Andrew), and Topher Gobstopper (Charles) break down Wednesday afternoon's big game between the Arizona Texans and the Laramie Renners. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/407-wednesday-on-140287556
George Spaceson (Andrew) brings cavemen Kraven Morestone (Branson) and Granite Rockwell (Charles) to a futuristic world that has less to do with stones and rocks and more to do with stars and rockets. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-97-2-140023886
Dr. Roddy Knobber (Branson) leads a consortium of fringe medical professionals including Dr. Dezzy Tolkien (Andrew), Dr. Ether Nettles (Charles), and Professor Saul Quatroquatro (Joel) who discuss rare diseases and alternative medical procedures. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
![1001 Funny Planets Mission 3 - Traversing the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt [Patreon Preview]](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-jLdIJg6dnlYw0SRZ-DlF3Ow-t3000x3000.jpg "1001 Funny Planets Mission 3 - Traversing the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt [Patreon Preview]")
The crew is appointed a substitute captain (who lets them watch a movie) as they begin their mission navigating the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/139342905
CBS's Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) sits down with Gilroy Monsanto (Branson), his campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse), and brother P.J.T. Beauregard Monsanto (Andrew) to discuss Gilroy's appointment to lead the federal Department of Savings. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfNUujzomI
Dr. Helmer Veritas (@necrobranson) of the Ovetheur Foundation Center for Delinquentism interrogates MMA fighter Prep Hemlock (@intellegint) about a former disciple who has reached out to congress to investigate the foundation. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/138949475
Superfans Brian Hotrodman (Branson), T.D. Thistlewillow (Charles), Thud Einstein (Rajat), and Trevor Heaven (Jeremy) recap the 4th season of Chrip Gregorwald's dystopian sci-fi anthology series Scary iPad. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfNUujzomI
Reid Gimball (Branson) pays a visit to his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) to explain his theory that a Jesus Christ A.I. is coming to digitize millions of the faithful. And Reid heard that Donald Trump said he was going to destroy the Etruscan Book of Thunder. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-95-paragons-6-138439515
A debate between Facts and Opinions. Plus, a message from our sponsors, Baphomet Security Services, the only private security contractors whose employees are all cops on paid leave. (Recorded live in Chicago 2025-08-01). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/138122280
Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks join Branson, Andrew, and Charles to design a cruise ship experience full of thrills, chills, and wows. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-40-ohio-137881597
Game journalists and designers Jeorge Weekly (Branson), Marlboro Johnson (Bryan Quinby), Jared "Kush Nerd" Walton (Chris James), Harold Dudd Roswell (Charles), and Deegan Romly (Andrew) discuss the hottest upcoming games and movies. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWluhbh-JrA
T.K. Frisbee (Charles) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (Branson, Andrew) ahead of his big move to Santa Monica with his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-94-t-k-yard-137317395
Comedy researchers Tony Livingstein (Benny Feldman @Feldfrog), Dr. Randy Pumper (Branson), Pleaser Bruja (Andrew), and Morgan Jazzwater (Charles) discuss their research and findings. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfNUujzomI
King Vahgo (Branson) is bedridden after being gored by his prized blue bull Superstar. Despite his affliction, he attends to the needs of his various visitors (Andrew, Charles) and plots an attack on Fort Unconquerable. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-93-in-court-136780164
Branson hosts his long-awaited Hawaiian House Party in sunny Akron, Ohio.
Starring in order of appearance: Alana Branson, Will Menaker, Katherine Krueger, Alex Branson, Andrew Hudson, Charles Austin, Nate Ruess, Aaron @bertovo, Michael Hudson, Alex Nichols, Chet @GirlfriendHaver, the Villain Joel, Raina Douris, John Semley, Jesse Farrar, Mike Hale, Hesse Deni, Felix Biederman, Cameron Fetter, Caleb Pitts, Patrick Doran, Titas Vilkaitis, CJ @futurevictim_, Ben @BetrayedMan1990, Tom @tom_on_here, and Brace Belden.
Agent Beachball (Andrew), Agent Popsicle (Branson), and Agent Shandy (Charles) trail podcaster Alex Branson on routine surveillance. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSiIHlIVIrA
GooGo the Goose (Charles) and Mr. Smiles (Branson) are joined by A24 creative director Hale Handleworth (Andrew), who is developing new ideas for the GooGo franchise. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-92-googo-goof-135713055
The crew prepares for a vacation to the Roller Coaster Pope's theme park planet, but things don't go as planned… Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-2-war-135568588
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This is beautiful
Hilarious. almost makes me spring for the Patreon. love the Risco family!!!
Are these the r/neoliberal people?
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oh lord...this is gold...