Episode One

Aurelius Pigfolk Monsanto (Branson) and Thelonious Sprocketclock (Charles) duel just outside Petite Paris, Louisiana with help from their seconds Gimlet (Andrew) and Zoltan Von Lurch (Dan). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg

GooGo Wikia moderator Peter Punchbowl (Branson) welcomes fellow mods ToastedLlama44 (Andrew) and Franky DiStinko (Charles) to his home to explore his collection of vintage memorabilia from GooGo, Rinky's Rules, and Friend Force 5. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/412-googo-goose-142989742

Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work, including "Where the Black Sunflowers Grow," "Regency: The Chronology of Tim: A Spacefire City Novel," and "The Story of Tim: The Astonishing Excelsior Legend: You Won't Believe These 10,000 Adventures in the Most Remarkable Galaxy." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-100-forever-4-142751364

Screenwriters Clover Sorkin (Branson) and Dr. D.R. Scream (Charles) conceptualize a horror movie where a group of high schoolers must defeat an alien ghost who came to earth to rescue his girlfriend. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. When an ancient money deposit is discovered under Antarctica, the forces of The World Banker’s Alliance, the United Money Emirates, and Battle Island declare all-out war as they vie for world domination. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Raina Douris joins Branson and Charles to discuss the novel "Love & Horror" by Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes," "Nelson's Story," and "Mouthwatering Cake Recipes." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-59-love-book-141660902

Special Agent Curtis Lightnail is a red-blooded patriot who doesn't suffer libs. But his patriotism is put to the test on a mission that goes against everything he believes: protecting the president. Starring Branson Reese, Noah Kulwin, Brendan James, April Clark, Dan Boeckner, Alex Branson, Andrew Hudson, and Charles Austin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Guest edited by Taylor Moore Written by Alex Branson

HHS Secretary RFK Jr. (Andrew, Branson, and Felix) shares his controversial views on health and medicine. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) discuss an experimental surgery they got, their new base on the moon, and their missing assistant Leslie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-98-what-would-140584959

Natural Football League pre-game show hosts Money McDonalds (Nate Fisher), Brock Erinovich (Will Sennett), Flint Cleanwater (Branson), Nick St. Little (Andrew), and Topher Gobstopper (Charles) break down Wednesday afternoon's big game between the Arizona Texans and the Laramie Renners. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/407-wednesday-on-140287556

George Spaceson (Andrew) brings cavemen Kraven Morestone (Branson) and Granite Rockwell (Charles) to a futuristic world that has less to do with stones and rocks and more to do with stars and rockets. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-97-2-140023886

Dr. Roddy Knobber (Branson) leads a consortium of fringe medical professionals including Dr. Dezzy Tolkien (Andrew), Dr. Ether Nettles (Charles), and Professor Saul Quatroquatro (Joel) who discuss rare diseases and alternative medical procedures. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

The crew is appointed a substitute captain (who lets them watch a movie) as they begin their mission navigating the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/139342905

CBS's Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) sits down with Gilroy Monsanto (Branson), his campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse), and brother P.J.T. Beauregard Monsanto (Andrew) to discuss Gilroy's appointment to lead the federal Department of Savings. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfNUujzomI

Dr. Helmer Veritas (@necrobranson) of the Ovetheur Foundation Center for Delinquentism interrogates MMA fighter Prep Hemlock (@intellegint) about a former disciple who has reached out to congress to investigate the foundation. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/138949475