Every Outfit

Holy s**t! It’s our 200th episode, and we’re celebrating with frank discussion of Chelsea’s extremely embarrassing foray into roleplay. Here are the Polyester magazine photos that started it all. We also get into Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?, the Golden Globes nominations, Matthieu Blazy’s appointment at Chanel, John Galliano’s exit from Margiela, Lauren’s phobia of the midwife bear in Wicked, and Chelsea’s latest hyperfixation: solving JonBenét Ramsey’s murder.  You can buy our issue of Polyester HERE. Become a V.I.P Subscriber! Sign up for Patreon or Apple Subscribers where you can find our latest Sex and the City movie rewatch episode! Or GIFT a fuckette a subscription this holiday season! Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit.

Today’s episode is dedicated to the late, great Javier, the fictional fashion designer who died of a heroin overdose in this bizarre Zoolander-esque episode of Sex and the City. Topics discussed include Char’s widower fetish, Samantha’s odd encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio, Miranda’s harrowing solo choking incident, and Carrie’s first Mr. Big relapse. Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday season! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFITGIFT.  Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit. Shop Lauren's favs: the Organic Airy Gauze Napkins, Cashmere Baseball Cap, and Chunky Knit Weighted Blanket.

On today’s episode, we discuss the latest crop of deeply random hotline calls. Topics discussed include the ethics of following Donald Trump on Instagram, the divisive Cartier love bangle, our new favorite film Vox Lux, and more!  Today episode is brought to you by, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Shop Honeylove’s Holiday sale and save an additional 20% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

It’s a slow news week, so we’re still talking about the deeply bizarre “holding space” video from the Wicked press tour. We also discuss the nominees for 2025 AVN awards, Sean Baker’s fabulous new film Anora, and we finally answer the question that is on everyone’s mind: which Sex and the City boyfriend has the biggest schlong?  Chelsea’s newsletter recs: Back Row by Amy Odell, Dana Thomas, Starf*cker by Liz Goldwyn, Sighs & Whispers by Laura Helms, Opulent Tips by Rachel Tashjian (this is invitation only, maybe DM her on Twitter?) Our favorite Louis Vuitton shows: S/S 2003 & S/S 2012. Honorable mentions go to S/S 2008 and S/S 2013. Also here is the full video of Andre Leon Talley talking about F/W 2012.  Our handbag recs: Sandy Liang’s Recital bag, Telfar x Wilson’s Leather Carry bag, The Clare V Petit Moyen in Black & Cream Woven Checker or Courrèges’ Holy Tote Bag

Greetings earthlings! We’re back to discuss Chelsea’s latest obsession: the congressional hearings about UAPs. Don’t believe in aliens? Check out the terrifying “jellyfish” video that was recently leaked from a military base in Iraq. We also discuss the second installment of Every Outfit Couture, the new Coachella line-up, Ellen and Portia’s post-election move to England, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, the tragic fate of John Waters’ latest film project, David Lynch’s new interview with People, Dave Coulier’s cancer diagnosis and THAT photo with John Stamos, the latest installment of Vogue World, and Alfonso Cuarón’s baffling new limited series Disclaimer.  Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday season! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFITGIFT.  Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit. Shop Lauren's favs: the Pine and English Rose Candle, the Washable Cashmere Hooded Cardigan, and the very Sofia Coppola Hooded Faux Fur Jacket.

We’re back from Europe and diving straight into the best (and worst) fashion and pop culture moments in recent weeks: People’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, the Grammy nominations, the Martha Stewart documentary, Joker: Folie à Deux, Lady Gaga’s new music video, and the December issue of Vogue, which was guest edited by Marc Jacobs. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI.  THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, BOYHOOD, SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT DYING and THE FALL are now streaming on MUBI in the US. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well as, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 50% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

Today we process the disastrous outcome of the US presidential election and retreat to our safe space: Sex and the City reruns. And this week we’re discussing a truly great episode “Politically Erect”, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie dates a politician with a piss fetish, Stanford goes to The Vagina Monologues, Charlotte throws a party, and Samantha reluctantly beds a short king. Plus: an unhinged digression about which founding father is the most fuckable.  THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI.  SWALLOW, QUEEN OF EARTH and HUMANIST VAMPIRE SEEKING CONSENTING SUICIDAL PERSON are now streaming on MUBI in the US. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well ass Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And Nutrafol, get results you can run your fingers through! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.

Ello gov'na! We’re recording today’s episode in London, the birthplace of Annabelle Bronstein! Topics discussed include Chelsea’s trip on the Orient Express, finding herpes medication in Amsterdam, Megan Thee Stallion’s thoughts on Sex and the City, Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho, Addison Rae’s rebrand, Gwen Stefani’s political leanings, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by MUBI. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well as, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 50% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

On today’s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ‘90s films Simply Irresistible and Kissing Jessica Stein, our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, Death Becomes Her vs. The Substance and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. As well ass Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

On today’s episode, we discuss the ever-controversial Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, the new lesbian housewife on RHONY, the Costume Institute’s upcoming exhibition Superfine: Tailoring Black Style, Jojo Siwa and Interview’s respective Liza Minnelli tributes, the new Menendez Brothers doc, and Tesla’s underwhelming new robots. Plus: the ladies discuss the premiere of Lauren’s film Sugar Baby and Chelsea reports back from the SWEAT tour.   North American Fuckettes, watch Lauren’s film Sugar Baby on AppleTV, Amazon, or Fandango at Home

Today we’re diving into Great Sexpectations, the tale of Carrie and Berger’s lackluster sexual chemistry, Miranda’s Jules & Mimi addiction, Samantha’s obsession with the hot waiter from Raw, and Charlotte’s quest to join the Jewish faith. Beware fuckettes! There is an upsetting amount of puns in this episode.

We’re back to discuss the viral hippopotamus Moo Deng, Bottega Veneta’s deeply offensive fragrance pricing, the new ‘90s-themed American Girl dolls, the Crumbl cookie controversy, Lana Del Rey’s swamp wedding, Frances Bean’s baby, the transgressive lactose kink in the Babygirl trailer, Rebel Wilson’s bridal twinning, Ellen DeGeneres’ underwhelming comedy special, Francis Ford Coppola’s swan song Megalopolis, and Coralie Fargeat’s body horror masterpiece The Substance 💉Oh, and the trailer for Lauren’s movie Sugar Baby is here! WATCH! Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT.

On today’s episode, we discuss our trip to New York for Chelsea’s 40th birthday, Netflix’s extremely homoerotic Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, the flash mob dance sequence in The Perfect Couple, the tragic reedited version of Nicole Kidman’s AMC commercial, Perry Farrell and Isabelle Adjani’s wrinkle-free faces, Dave Grohl’s love child, Karen Elson’s star-studded wedding, Vogue’s new app, Naomi Campbell’s Anna Wintour diss, and the new Hulu series In Vogue: The 90s.

Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we’re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023’s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive. Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola’s iconic canned wine, the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino’s Star 80 poster, and more! UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge’s former residence was one of two houses that appeared in The Beguiled and is not the same plantation that was used for the “Sorry” video. Apologies to our queen!  Pertinent Links: Sofia’s Seventeen spread, MTV’s coverage of the X-girl guerrilla fashion show, Ciao LA + Hi-Octane, and The Chemical Brothers’ “Elektrobank” music video. Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

It’s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y’all! 💦 That’s right, today we’re diving into “Easy Come, Easy Go”, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale’s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing “I couldn’t help but wonder” ever. Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT.

On today’s episode, we discuss Max’s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy, the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close’s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey’s rumored boyfriend, Sneex, American Girl dolls, and more!  P.S. We recorded this episode before the release of Vogue’s fantastic new Lady Gaga cover. Paws up fuckettes, Dame Anna is back! Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.  As well, as Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

On today’s episode, we discuss Chappell Roan’s recent TikTok video and Instagram post about the downsides of fame, Stacy London and Clinton Kelly’s new Amazon series Wear Whatever the F You Want, the death of the world’s most famous personal shopper Betty Halbreich, Zoë Kravitz’s new film Blink Twice, the quintessential ‘90s jailbait thriller The Crush, that time that Dennis Rodman married himself, and more!  Links: Judith Thurman’s New Yorker profile of Betty Halbreich, her memoir I’ll Drink to That, and the Celebrity Book Club episode about her memoir. And for the Oprah fans, here is the link to watch full episodes on YouTube, here is the Oprah Winfrey Show podcast, and here is the inspirational video that comforts Chelsea during times of turmoil.  Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. As well as, Last Bottle Wines! Every Outfit listeners get 10% off your next order with code OUTFIT. Sign up at LastBottleWines.com and find out why Last Bottle is the most fun way to discover and buy amazing wine. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

On today’s episode, we discuss the demise of SJP Collection, J.Lo and Ben Affleck’s divorce, Lady Gaga’s underwhelming duet with Bruno Mars, Joaquin Phoenix’s shock departure from Todd Haynes’ latest project, the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s new film The Room Next Door, the deaths of Los Angeles legends Peggy Moffitt and Gena Rowlands, the confusing Beetlejuice Beetlejuice x Rodarte collab, Supreme’s acquisition by Essilor Luxottica, and M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film Trap. Oh, and Chelsea’s wife bought a Cybertruck?! Listen at your own risk. Today's episode is brought to you by Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Shop my Fall picks! The Organic Cropped Cotton Polo Sweater, the Washable Silk Drawstring Wide Leg Pants, and the Ultra-Soft Cropped Bootcut Pant. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most f**ked up episode: Models and Mortals, a journey into the twisted world of models, modelizers, and the sex crimes that happen along the way. Topics discussed include Candace Bushnell’s original Observer article from ‘95, Skipper’s excessive screen time, Samantha’s brief foray into amateur pornography, Carrie’s fur coat, Stanny’s star client, Charlotte’s Christy Turlington complex, and more!

On today’s extra bitchy episode, we discuss our new national nightmare, a.k.a. the press tour for Blake Lively’s new film It Ends With Us, her spooky haircare line Blake Brown, and of course, her September Vogue cover shot by Baz Luhrmann.  We also chat about our recent excursion to Beverly Hills, Kamala’s charming VP pick, the forthcoming Gus Van Sant film about Peter Thiel vs. Gawker, the new teaser for Max’s 2025 programming, casting updates for Ryan Murphy and Kim Kardashia’s new legal drama, and the fabulous new Elizabeth Taylor documentary Elizabeth Taylor: The Lost Tapes. Today's episode is brought to you by Last Bottle Wines! Every Outfit listeners get 10% off your next order with code OUTFIT. Sign up at LastBottleWines.com and find out why Last Bottle is the most fun way to discover and buy amazing wine. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!