Every Outfit

Ello gov'na! We’re recording today’s episode in London, the birthplace of Annabelle Bronstein! Topics discussed include Chelsea’s trip on the Orient Express, finding herpes medication in Amsterdam, Megan Thee Stallion’s thoughts on Sex and the City, Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho, Addison Rae’s rebrand, Gwen Stefani’s political leanings, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by MUBI. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well as, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 50% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

On today’s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ‘90s films Simply Irresistible and Kissing Jessica Stein, our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, Death Becomes Her vs. The Substance and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. As well ass Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

On today’s episode, we discuss the ever-controversial Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, the new lesbian housewife on RHONY, the Costume Institute’s upcoming exhibition Superfine: Tailoring Black Style, Jojo Siwa and Interview’s respective Liza Minnelli tributes, the new Menendez Brothers doc, and Tesla’s underwhelming new robots. Plus: the ladies discuss the premiere of Lauren’s film Sugar Baby and Chelsea reports back from the SWEAT tour.   North American Fuckettes, watch Lauren’s film Sugar Baby on AppleTV, Amazon, or Fandango at Home

Today we’re diving into Great Sexpectations, the tale of Carrie and Berger’s lackluster sexual chemistry, Miranda’s Jules & Mimi addiction, Samantha’s obsession with the hot waiter from Raw, and Charlotte’s quest to join the Jewish faith. Beware fuckettes! There is an upsetting amount of puns in this episode.

We’re back to discuss the viral hippopotamus Moo Deng, Bottega Veneta’s deeply offensive fragrance pricing, the new ‘90s-themed American Girl dolls, the Crumbl cookie controversy, Lana Del Rey’s swamp wedding, Frances Bean’s baby, the transgressive lactose kink in the Babygirl trailer, Rebel Wilson’s bridal twinning, Ellen DeGeneres’ underwhelming comedy special, Francis Ford Coppola’s swan song Megalopolis, and Coralie Fargeat’s body horror masterpiece The Substance 💉Oh, and the trailer for Lauren’s movie Sugar Baby is here! WATCH! Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT.

On today’s episode, we discuss our trip to New York for Chelsea’s 40th birthday, Netflix’s extremely homoerotic Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, the flash mob dance sequence in The Perfect Couple, the tragic reedited version of Nicole Kidman’s AMC commercial, Perry Farrell and Isabelle Adjani’s wrinkle-free faces, Dave Grohl’s love child, Karen Elson’s star-studded wedding, Vogue’s new app, Naomi Campbell’s Anna Wintour diss, and the new Hulu series In Vogue: The 90s.

Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we’re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023’s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive. Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola’s iconic canned wine, the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino’s Star 80 poster, and more! UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge’s former residence was one of two houses that appeared in The Beguiled and is not the same plantation that was used for the “Sorry” video. Apologies to our queen!  Pertinent Links: Sofia’s Seventeen spread, MTV’s coverage of the X-girl guerrilla fashion show, Ciao LA + Hi-Octane, and The Chemical Brothers’ “Elektrobank” music video. Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

It’s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y’all! 💦 That’s right, today we’re diving into “Easy Come, Easy Go”, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale’s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing “I couldn’t help but wonder” ever. Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT.

On today’s episode, we discuss Max’s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy, the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close’s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey’s rumored boyfriend, Sneex, American Girl dolls, and more!  P.S. We recorded this episode before the release of Vogue’s fantastic new Lady Gaga cover. Paws up fuckettes, Dame Anna is back! Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.  As well, as Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

On today’s episode, we discuss Chappell Roan’s recent TikTok video and Instagram post about the downsides of fame, Stacy London and Clinton Kelly’s new Amazon series Wear Whatever the F You Want, the death of the world’s most famous personal shopper Betty Halbreich, Zoë Kravitz’s new film Blink Twice, the quintessential ‘90s jailbait thriller The Crush, that time that Dennis Rodman married himself, and more!  Links: Judith Thurman’s New Yorker profile of Betty Halbreich, her memoir I’ll Drink to That, and the Celebrity Book Club episode about her memoir. And for the Oprah fans, here is the link to watch full episodes on YouTube, here is the Oprah Winfrey Show podcast, and here is the inspirational video that comforts Chelsea during times of turmoil.  Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. As well as, Last Bottle Wines! Every Outfit listeners get 10% off your next order with code OUTFIT. Sign up at LastBottleWines.com and find out why Last Bottle is the most fun way to discover and buy amazing wine. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

On today’s episode, we discuss the demise of SJP Collection, J.Lo and Ben Affleck’s divorce, Lady Gaga’s underwhelming duet with Bruno Mars, Joaquin Phoenix’s shock departure from Todd Haynes’ latest project, the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s new film The Room Next Door, the deaths of Los Angeles legends Peggy Moffitt and Gena Rowlands, the confusing Beetlejuice Beetlejuice x Rodarte collab, Supreme’s acquisition by Essilor Luxottica, and M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film Trap. Oh, and Chelsea’s wife bought a Cybertruck?! Listen at your own risk. Today's episode is brought to you by Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Shop my Fall picks! The Organic Cropped Cotton Polo Sweater, the Washable Silk Drawstring Wide Leg Pants, and the Ultra-Soft Cropped Bootcut Pant. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most f**ked up episode: Models and Mortals, a journey into the twisted world of models, modelizers, and the sex crimes that happen along the way. Topics discussed include Candace Bushnell’s original Observer article from ‘95, Skipper’s excessive screen time, Samantha’s brief foray into amateur pornography, Carrie’s fur coat, Stanny’s star client, Charlotte’s Christy Turlington complex, and more!

On today’s extra bitchy episode, we discuss our new national nightmare, a.k.a. the press tour for Blake Lively’s new film It Ends With Us, her spooky haircare line Blake Brown, and of course, her September Vogue cover shot by Baz Luhrmann.  We also chat about our recent excursion to Beverly Hills, Kamala’s charming VP pick, the forthcoming Gus Van Sant film about Peter Thiel vs. Gawker, the new teaser for Max’s 2025 programming, casting updates for Ryan Murphy and Kim Kardashia’s new legal drama, and the fabulous new Elizabeth Taylor documentary Elizabeth Taylor: The Lost Tapes. Today's episode is brought to you by Last Bottle Wines! Every Outfit listeners get 10% off your next order with code OUTFIT. Sign up at LastBottleWines.com and find out why Last Bottle is the most fun way to discover and buy amazing wine. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

It’s a slow news week, so we’re answering questions that were submitted by listeners on our recent tour. We also discuss the bizarre opening ceremony for the Paris Olympics, featuring robot horses, Lady Gaga as Zizi Jeanmaire, an underwhelming fashion show, this creepy ass torchbearer, the extremely major Les Mis / Gojira performance, and of course, Celine Dion’s big comeback and her recent documentary I Am: Celine Dion. Today's episode is brought to you by Last Bottle Wines! Every Outfit listeners get 10% off your next order with code OUTFIT. Sign up at LastBottleWines.com and find out why Last Bottle is the most fun way to discover and buy amazing wine. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

We’re back to discuss our new democratic nominee and her brat summer, the New York Times article about Lauren’s wedding, the Hollywood Reporter’s piece about the drama and tragedy behind the scenes at Euphoria, our conspiratorial thoughts about the funeral scene that was recently filmed for And Just Like That, the false rumors that Kim Cattrall will return for season three, the parallels between The Silence of the Lambs and Longlegs, the parallels between Scream 3 and Maxxine, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.  Get warm weather ready with Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Our little girl is married! We’re back to discuss Lauren’s wedding, an absolutely momentous occasion that the bride barely remembers. Thankfully, Chelsea is here to fill in the blanks. We also discuss Donald Trump’s recent brush with death, this incredibly major photo of the aftermath, his new running mate J.D. Vance, Glenn Close’s iconic makeunder in Hillbilly Elegy, the RNC’s MVP “Babydog”, Stickermule’s cancellation, Vogue’s new political correspondent Jack Schlossberg, and Max’s Faye Dunaway documentary Faye. We also pay tribute to the icons that passed away last week: Shelley “Texas Twiggy” Duvall, our favorite Gaultier model Dr. Ruth, Shannon “Why are you pulling my dick?” Doherty, and fitness guru Richard Simmons, who’s fascinating history as a jewelry designer and salad bar entrepreneur was recently chronicled on Laura Helms’ essential Substack. Subscribe to read Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.  Oh, and Lauren’s wedding is in The New York Times! It’s giving Natasha and Big.

Big news this week! We finally released merch and John Corbett hates being an actor. We also discuss the Devil Wears Prada sequel, Glenn Close and Halle Berry’s maiden voyage into the Ryan Murphyverse, Julia Fox’s sexuality, Lena Dunham’s New Yorker interview, the Fabulous Four trailer, the extremely major Diane von Fürstenberg documentary, Becoming Karl Lagerfeld, Marc Jacobs’ fabulous new collection and his shocking pivot as a nail art influencer. Get warm weather ready with Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Today we’re revisiting a high note of season two “The Chicken Dance,” a.k.a the one where Carrie has to make a speech at a virtual stranger's wedding. Topics discussed include whirlwind romances, unhinged ceramic frog tables, Samantha’s déjà fuck, the illustrious career of guest star Carrie Preston, Charlotte’s “slutty” bridesmaid dress, Donna Karen’s incredible late 90’s ad campaigns, a Chat GPT Sex and the City inspired wedding speech, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.  And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

On today’s episode, we discuss the musical event of the year: The Girl, So Confusing Version with Lorde. We also get into Justin Timberlake’s DUI, the Practical Magic sequel, Lauren’s scandalous new skirt, Kathleen Hanna’s new memoir Rebel Girl, and Andrew McCarthy’s new documentary Brats, and the time that Reese Witherspoon drunkenly fell down the stairs at Sunset Tower. Get warm weather ready with Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Today we’re revisiting the season five finale “I Love A Charade”, a.k.a. the episode where the ladies head to the Hamptons to celebrate the nuptials of Bobby Fine and Bitsy Von Muffling. Topics discussed include Samantha’s cantaloupe breakdown, the return of Berger, Miranda and Brady’s couples look, the perils of waxing, the pink suede elephant in the room, Carrie’s hair crisis, Stanny’s Cynthia Rowley china, and more! The Every Outfit West Coast Tour wraps up next week! SoCal fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th! Today's episode is brought to you by Green Chef. Go to Greenchef.com/Outfit50 and use code outfit50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months. As well as, Juvederm. For important safety information and to find a licensed specialist, visit Juvederm.com. And our favorite water Fiji Water!