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Author: Jim Florentine

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Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.
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Mom of 8, Fast 1, Suburoo, 5foot7 and more dumb personalized plates are discussed. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Fort Lauderdale, Key West, Poughkeepsie, NY, Dunellen, NJ, Morris Plains, NJ, Bensalem, PA, Scranton, PA, Erie, PA, San Diego, CA.
More babies posting  bad reviews online trying to ruin businesses.
Random Rants 11/4/24

Random Rants 11/4/24

2024-11-0438:201

A grown man professes his love to his wife on Facebook, a woman makes up a story about helping an old lady up off the ground, a woman goes to the town Facebook page to ask if there is a specific type of toilet paper in stock at the local Sam's Club and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's new comedy special You Can't Please Em' All available now on Amazon Prime.
Random Rants 10/28/24

Random Rants 10/28/24

2024-10-2831:47

Fentanyl in the kids Hallowen candy, the two most attention seekers in the world the Kelce brothers and the people who post a picture of themselves with an I voted sticker are discussed.
Random Rants 10/21/24

Random Rants 10/21/24

2024-10-2139:23

Dump people posting dumb shit on social media and a rant about how awful Jelly Roll is.   Support the show and get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL   
A bunch of examples of people on social media copying and pasting inspirational quotes from somewhere else thinking they are going to help solve other people's problems.  They're not.  Check out my Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  He's coming to the following cities: Boston, Akron, OH, St. Louis, Poughkeepsie, NY, Dunellon, NJ, Erie, PA, Morris Plains, NJ, Key West, FL, Fort Lauderdale, FL and San Diego.
A bunch of one star reviews from entitled people that didn't get their way at a business they went to. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Get your Everbody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine.com.
Random Rants 9/30/24

Random Rants 9/30/24

2024-09-3036:25

Fall season is here so it's time to remind everyone that Halloween is coming soon so it's time to post to watch out about fentanyl in candy and make sure you order your Pumpkin Spice lattes! Check out my new comedy album out now "You Can't Please Em' All." on Apple Music, Amazon, Spotify or whatever platform  you listen to music.  Go to jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming to the following cities: Vancouver Tacoma, WA Waco, TX Fort Worth, TX Boston, MA Cuyahoga Falls, OH St. Louis, MO Poughkeepsie, NY
Dumb Vanity Plates like Pro Taco, AH BLT ME, LOL OIL on a Tesla and more are discussed.      Support the show and get a Mint Mobile 3-month premium wireless plan for 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL
Awful dating profiles are discussed this week.   New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code AWFUL   
Some of the worst inspirational quotes ever are discussed on the podcast.  Today's Podcast sponsored by Draftkings.   New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code AWFUL  
Jim previews the upcoming NFL season.  Join Patreon for an extra epiosde each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Preorder Jim's new Comedy CD Can't Please Em' All that comes out on Sept. 27 at Apple Music, Amazon Music etc... Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Saratoga Springs, NY, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Tacoma, WA, Vancouver, Waco, TX, Fort Worth, TX, Boston, newport, RI, Plymouth, NH, Nashua, NH.     New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL  
Dumb people doing dumb stuff is dicussed on this week's Podcast.  Please support our sponsers below.     New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL   Support the show and get your new Mint Mobile 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL     
Awful Yelp Reviews 8/19/24

Awful Yelp Reviews 8/19/24

2024-08-1901:00:41

Desperate men leaving one star reviews for strip clubs.  Also, another guy doesn't like his slice of pizza and an owner responds back and catches a reviewer in a lie. Check at Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  New dates added in St. Louis, MO, Erie, PA, San Diego, CA and Pittsburgh, PA.
Awful T Shirts 8/12/24

Awful T Shirts 8/12/24

2024-08-1235:00

Never Happened stories and more bad T Shirts about Coffee and Beer. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Columbus, OH, Saratoga Springs, NY, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Newport, RI, Nashua, NH, Plymouth, NH, Vancouver, and Tacoma, WA.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.
More BS stories made up online by desperate people looking for valdation and attention. 
Terrible words like Push The Envelope, Kicking The Tires, Rest In Power, Rest In Paradise, Putting Fires Out All Day and more are discussed on this week's Podcast.
Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the fiollowing cities: Patchogue, NY Glenside, PA Butler, PA Grantville, PA Kenosha, WI Naples, FL Columbus, PH Dewey Beach, DE
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Daniel

was gonna email Jim about "Wings of Pegasus" proving that Taylor Swift isn't giving genuine performances. sad how many people think she's going out every show singing her ass off and flawlessly hitting notes. her fans are so delusional they won't even believe the irrefutable proof smacking them in the face

Nov 14th
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Hey

Anyone who is called a faggot by another person has every right to smash their phone and ask "who's the faggot now?"

Nov 11th
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Ack

I (a woman) have always paid to enter into a strip club. And no... I am not ugly. 😂

Aug 19th
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pro pro

hopefully you don't forget everything. you won't know how to get home

Nov 19th
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Marie Zeroe

lol sleep outside if you like fresh air! i I get the bed all to myself !! nicely said Jim :) Love this podcast

Oct 7th
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Marie Zeroe

hilarious lol who names their newborn baby Babi and also mom influencers are the worst

Aug 17th
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E J

Great comedian! REALLY appreciate you Jim!

Nov 16th
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Me

btw, the reason they want to change Indian, is because the ppl that they try to bring "honor"to aren't Indian they are native north American, & the fact being lost in you, isn't surprising, considering your unsolicited promo of a murdering, porn producing , America hating, snitching, Poop Loggy Log.be a lil more responsible fella, I'm sure if I listen more, I probably wouldn't listen at all, but I like your whiny bitch , proly wouldn't hate the idea of maybe in emergencies & such to Loan out his oral & rectal orifices for penile storages. but really love your podcast, not telling u how to run your show, but definitely trying to check you & hold u 2 ur very dubious promotion w no real tie in to anything I don't believe. So

Sep 4th
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Ack

Jim: the Onion is a fake news outlet. FYI.

Sep 3rd
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LC

that self love expert is a disaster. the whole description made me cringe.

Aug 23rd
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J G

fucking spit out my iced tea when he said cunt cabin

Jun 26th
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E J

Insanely funny! I thought all the comedians were gone!! What a relief to find this guy👍👍👍

Jun 22nd
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Daniel

I learned $5000 is fucking hilarious!

Jun 17th
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Michael David-Gregory Gnass

the yeeeuuucck gets me every time

May 1st
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Ack

laughed my ass off listening to this episode. love you, Jim.

Apr 28th
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Bryan Mofield

jim needs to run for president 2020! He got my vote!!!

Mar 30th
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Campbell Johnston

This could not be less interesting, wtf did barstool do

Jan 20th
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Beth Bennett

never heard of u until tonight.. ur funny as fuck!! I really love ur show!!

Jul 22nd
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Keith Piotrowski

I would have given zero stars for this podcast if I could have. Does anyone listen to this garbage? This is nothing but a has been never was whinning. I liked you on That Metal Show but this is just sad.

May 23rd
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Ari Christine

you kill me. I wait for your podcast every Sunday. I am a middle aged woman and I love you. you are hilarious...!

Mar 11th
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