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Author: Jim Florentine

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Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.
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More lies exposed on todays Podcast.   Support our Sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
  Support our sponsor: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup
Review of the private Metallica show, End racism in the endzone, Male cheerleaders and the two most annoying people in the world are back as we review the upcoming season. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out my latrst comedy special You Can't Please Em' All at https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy   Support our sponsers: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!  
Kathy Griffin joined a dating website, Pickleball movie coming soon, Mom of the week, never happened story, Man sees Pink when he has an orgasm and a teacher has a students baby.   Support our sponsor:  Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL  
A post from the loneliest man on earth, Mom of the week, a never happened story, the awful Kelce brothers are back and we go over dumb inspirational quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check oput my latest comedy special You Can't Please Em' All on my Youtube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy   All comedy tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
Random Rants 8/12/25

Random Rants 8/12/25

2025-08-1139:09

Howard Stern, Kathy Griffin, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, and some Dumb Inspirational Quotes.    Check out my latest Comedy Special You Can't Please Em' All on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idj0m2BAsKA&t=16s
Random Rants 8/4/25

Random Rants 8/4/25

2025-08-0449:34

Jelly Roll wrestling now, WNBA and dildos, groveling apology from a guy that makes uo stories all the time, a woman finds out she slept with her half brother and an 81 yr old substitute teacher gets caught masturbating and more. Check out my latest comedy special on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idj0m2BAsKA&t=9s   Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL  
Our Mom of the week segment is a BRAVE woman posting a naked pregnancy picture.  A guy bitches about the food at an IHOP. Support our sponsor: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code AWFUL at https://www.sheathunderwear.com
Random Rants 7/14/25

Random Rants 7/14/25

2025-07-1436:28

Support our sponsor: Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL    
Review of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK.  Join Patreon for extra episodes at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com Coming to Governers Bohemia, NY 7/11-12 Off the Hook Comedy Club Naples, FL 7/16-17 Primetime Comedy Club East Windsor, NJ 7/18
Random Rants 6/30/25

Random Rants 6/30/25

2025-06-3043:36

We have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.
Random Rants 6/23/25

Random Rants 6/23/25

2025-06-2336:00

Mom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.
Dumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise.  Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Join and become a member on Youtube for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy.
Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one.  Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed.  Check out the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0   Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles. 
Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed.  Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about. https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19 Join Patreon for extra episodes at patren.com/jimflorentine Seee Jim on tour coming to: Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, Astoria Queens, Freehold, NJ, London, UK, Manchester UK, Birmingham, UK Bohemia, NY, Naples, FL and more. Support our Sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD    
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Awful T Shirts 5/12/25

Awful T Shirts 5/12/25

2025-05-1239:44

People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, “WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT” and more! Support our sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD
Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more! Join patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Get a Youtube membership at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities: Atlantic Highlands, NJ Levittown, LI, NY Cranston, RI Plymouth, MA Laconia, NH Endicott, NY Rochester, NY Syracuse, NY Queens, NY Freehold, NJ London, UK Manchester UK Birmingham, UK Naples, FL Bohemia, NY  
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Stu Pidasso

bitches are all the same

Apr 8th
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Stu Pidasso

We get it, you're a comedian.

Mar 11th
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Stu Pidasso

So, as long as a song has sentiment in it, you ain't listening. What's a good song to you? Anything by Alvin & the chipmunks?

Mar 11th
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Stu Pidasso

Carrie, in Leduc is the ultimate dating pro ho

Mar 3rd
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Stu Pidasso

ya, neg 'n not nuff

Dec 23rd
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Troy Locke

best podcast - period!

Dec 2nd
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Daniel

was gonna email Jim about "Wings of Pegasus" proving that Taylor Swift isn't giving genuine performances. sad how many people think she's going out every show singing her ass off and flawlessly hitting notes. her fans are so delusional they won't even believe the irrefutable proof smacking them in the face

Nov 14th
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Stu Pidasso

Anyone who is called a faggot by another person has every right to smash their phone and ask "who's the faggot now?"

Nov 11th
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Ack

I (a woman) have always paid to enter into a strip club. And no... I am not ugly. 😂

Aug 19th
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pro pro

hopefully you don't forget everything. you won't know how to get home

Nov 19th
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Marie Zeroe

lol sleep outside if you like fresh air! i I get the bed all to myself !! nicely said Jim :) Love this podcast

Oct 7th
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Marie Zeroe

hilarious lol who names their newborn baby Babi and also mom influencers are the worst

Aug 17th
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E J

Great comedian! REALLY appreciate you Jim!

Nov 16th
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Me

btw, the reason they want to change Indian, is because the ppl that they try to bring "honor"to aren't Indian they are native north American, & the fact being lost in you, isn't surprising, considering your unsolicited promo of a murdering, porn producing , America hating, snitching, Poop Loggy Log.be a lil more responsible fella, I'm sure if I listen more, I probably wouldn't listen at all, but I like your whiny bitch , proly wouldn't hate the idea of maybe in emergencies & such to Loan out his oral & rectal orifices for penile storages. but really love your podcast, not telling u how to run your show, but definitely trying to check you & hold u 2 ur very dubious promotion w no real tie in to anything I don't believe. So

Sep 4th
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Ack

Jim: the Onion is a fake news outlet. FYI.

Sep 3rd
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LC

that self love expert is a disaster. the whole description made me cringe.

Aug 23rd
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J G

fucking spit out my iced tea when he said cunt cabin

Jun 26th
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E J

Insanely funny! I thought all the comedians were gone!! What a relief to find this guy👍👍👍

Jun 22nd
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Daniel

I learned $5000 is fucking hilarious!

Jun 17th
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Michael David-Gregory Gnass

the yeeeuuucck gets me every time

May 1st
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