Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.

Never Happened Stories 4/22/24

More made up stories posted online from pathetic people.  Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

04-22
34:41

OJ

OJ's dead!

04-15
37:01

Good Side Of Bad News 4/8/24

Crazy stories from around the world including a woman who had sex with her dog.  She had 3 dogs but only had sex with one.  I wonder how the other two dogs feel? Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Grantville, PA Pottstown, PA Bufflao, NY Ithaca, NY Albany, NY Dallas, TX Wesley Chapel, FL Tampa, FL Milwaukee, WI Phoenix, AZ

04-08
39:35

Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/1/24

Some of the dumbest inspirational quotes that inspire no one are discussed.  Check out jim's Patreon for an extra podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Manchester, CT, Grantville, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Tampa, FL, Dallas, TX, Milwaukee, WI and Phoenix, AZ.

04-01
43:12

Awful T Shirts 3/25/24

Dump people wearing dumb shirts out in public.  Also, some awful pickleball talk and a great motivational Monday story!  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

03-25
43:41

Awful Yelp Reviews 3/18/24

People leaving one star reviews about Pizza places and a Burger King.  Join Jim Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and Everybody is Awful T Shirts.

03-18
47:14

Random Rants 3/11/24

People looking for pats on the back by posting on Facebook how busy they are on.  Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour and get Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine,.com.

03-11
43:35

Awful Baby Names 3/4/24

Attention seeking parents naming their kids Brooklyn, Brixley, and also great news Pickleball injuries are on the rise!  Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Point Pleasant, NJ, Hartford,CT, Hershey, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI, Glenside, PA,  Patchogue, LI and Tacoma, WA.

03-04
35:35

Jim Gets Cancelled! 2/26/24

A Comedy Club in Seattle cancels Jim's shows because they don't approve of his comedy. he checks in later in the podcast about Taylor Swift and the douchebag sh'e dating. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Teanneck, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ.

02-26
44:30

Awful Inspirational Quotes 2/19/24

More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, Teaneck and Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY and Tampa, FL.

02-19
37:53

Never Happened Stories 2/12/24

A bunch of lies spread on socail media by various people looking for attention. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Phoenix, AZ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Point Pleasant, NJ, Levittown, LI, NY, Kenosha, WI, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Boca Raton, FL.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tickets.

02-12
40:21

Awful Yelp Reviews 2/5/24

A bunch of one star yelp reviews by entitled people that didn't get there way.  For an extra episode a week sign up here at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Cleveland, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL.   Support the show and shake up the Super Bowl. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 to get 200 instantly in bonus bets.  

02-05
45:51

Good Side of Bad News 1/29/24

We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, young men are not interested in sex because of online gambling and more.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.   Today's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/FLORENTINE50 and use code FLORENTINE50  

01-29
29:17

Awful Vanity Plates 1/21/24

Dumb people looking for attention driving around with their personalized plates. 

01-23
46:57

Awful Facebook Games 1/15/24

Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY.  All dates on Jimflorentine.com.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

01-15
48:29

Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/8/24

 More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  One woman posted "I got my coffee and sassy pants on.  It must be Saturday."  Yuck.  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming soon to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY, Chicopee, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL and more.

01-08
42:46

Awful Baby Names 1/1/24

Here are some of the horrific baby names that are discussed: Huxely, Banjo, Novel, Ever, Evo and more.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Columbus, OH, Cleveland, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Tampa, FL. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

01-01
36:01

Never Happened Stories 12/25/23

More fake stories made up for attention on social media. 

12-25
37:05

Awful Yelp Reviews 12/18/23

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12-18
43:43

Never Happened Stories 12/11/23

The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed.  Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bought 23 apple pies at a Burger King and a woman that thinks her dog knows exactly what she is saying.  join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Tour coming to the following cities: Morris Plains, NJ, Dunellen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH and Columbus, OH.

12-11
42:28

pro pro

hopefully you don't forget everything. you won't know how to get home

11-19 Reply

Marie Zeroe

lol sleep outside if you like fresh air! i I get the bed all to myself !! nicely said Jim :) Love this podcast

10-07 Reply

Marie Zeroe

hilarious lol who names their newborn baby Babi and also mom influencers are the worst

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E J

Great comedian! REALLY appreciate you Jim!

11-16 Reply

Me

btw, the reason they want to change Indian, is because the ppl that they try to bring "honor"to aren't Indian they are native north American, & the fact being lost in you, isn't surprising, considering your unsolicited promo of a murdering, porn producing , America hating, snitching, Poop Loggy Log.be a lil more responsible fella, I'm sure if I listen more, I probably wouldn't listen at all, but I like your whiny bitch , proly wouldn't hate the idea of maybe in emergencies & such to Loan out his oral & rectal orifices for penile storages. but really love your podcast, not telling u how to run your show, but definitely trying to check you & hold u 2 ur very dubious promotion w no real tie in to anything I don't believe. So

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