Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/17/25

Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming soon to: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE

11-17
35:02

Awful Vanity Plates 11/10/25

Dumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more. Support our sponsor: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/eia

11-10
48:42

Halloween Outfits 11/3/25

Adults posting pictures of their Halloween Outfits.

11-03
50:50

Never Happened Stories 10/27/25

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10-27
42:31

Breast Cancer Awareness Month 10/20/25

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10-20
40:51

Construction Stories 10/13/25

Jim tells insane stories from when he used to work construction.   Support our sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   

10-13
41:33

Awful Baby Names 10/6/25

Hanley, Egwene and more awful baby names discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

10-06
46:06

Random Rants 9/29/25

Super Bowl halftime show, Mom of the week is Alyssa Milano, and a Teacher gets busted for using fart spray at his High School.

09-29
44:15

Awful Yelp Reviews 9/22/25

Mom of the week, Dad of the week, never happened story and more selfish people not getting their way and writing bad reviews to hurt businesses.

09-22
41:09

Never Happened Stories 9/15/25

More lies exposed on todays Podcast.   Support our Sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

09-15
40:01

Awful Vanity Plates 9/8/25

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09-08
44:16

Preview Of The Upcoming NFL Season 9/1/25

Review of the private Metallica show, End racism in the endzone, Male cheerleaders and the two most annoying people in the world are back as we review the upcoming season. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out my latrst comedy special You Can't Please Em' All at https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy   Support our sponsers: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!  

09-01
45:25

Good Side Of Bad News 8/25/25

Kathy Griffin joined a dating website, Pickleball movie coming soon, Mom of the week, never happened story, Man sees Pink when he has an orgasm and a teacher has a students baby.   Support our sponsor:  Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL  

08-25
45:44

Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/18/25

A post from the loneliest man on earth, Mom of the week, a never happened story, the awful Kelce brothers are back and we go over dumb inspirational quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check oput my latest comedy special You Can't Please Em' All on my Youtube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy   All comedy tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

08-18
44:44

Random Rants 8/12/25

Howard Stern, Kathy Griffin, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, and some Dumb Inspirational Quotes.    Check out my latest Comedy Special You Can't Please Em' All on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idj0m2BAsKA&t=16s

08-11
39:09

Random Rants 8/4/25

Jelly Roll wrestling now, WNBA and dildos, groveling apology from a guy that makes uo stories all the time, a woman finds out she slept with her half brother and an 81 yr old substitute teacher gets caught masturbating and more. Check out my latest comedy special on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idj0m2BAsKA&t=9s   Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL  

08-04
49:34

Awful Yelp Reviews 7/21/25

Our Mom of the week segment is a BRAVE woman posting a naked pregnancy picture.  A guy bitches about the food at an IHOP. Support our sponsor: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code AWFUL at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

07-21
39:09

Random Rants 7/14/25

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07-14
36:28

Black Sabbath's last concert review 7/7/25

Review of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK.  Join Patreon for extra episodes at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com Coming to Governers Bohemia, NY 7/11-12 Off the Hook Comedy Club Naples, FL 7/16-17 Primetime Comedy Club East Windsor, NJ 7/18

07-07
56:51

Stu Pidasso

bitches are all the same

04-08 Reply

Stu Pidasso

We get it, you're a comedian.

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Stu Pidasso

So, as long as a song has sentiment in it, you ain't listening. What's a good song to you? Anything by Alvin & the chipmunks?

03-11 Reply

Stu Pidasso

Carrie, in Leduc is the ultimate dating pro ho

03-03 Reply

Stu Pidasso

ya, neg 'n not nuff

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