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Author: Jim Florentine

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Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.
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Awful T Shirts 3/25/24

Awful T Shirts 3/25/24

2024-03-2543:41

Dump people wearing dumb shirts out in public.  Also, some awful pickleball talk and a great motivational Monday story!  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine
People leaving one star reviews about Pizza places and a Burger King.  Join Jim Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and Everybody is Awful T Shirts.
Random Rants 3/11/24

Random Rants 3/11/24

2024-03-1143:35

People looking for pats on the back by posting on Facebook how busy they are on.  Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour and get Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine,.com.
Attention seeking parents naming their kids Brooklyn, Brixley, and also great news Pickleball injuries are on the rise!  Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Point Pleasant, NJ, Hartford,CT, Hershey, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI, Glenside, PA,  Patchogue, LI and Tacoma, WA.
A Comedy Club in Seattle cancels Jim's shows because they don't approve of his comedy. he checks in later in the podcast about Taylor Swift and the douchebag sh'e dating. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Teanneck, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ.
More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, Teaneck and Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY and Tampa, FL.
A bunch of lies spread on socail media by various people looking for attention. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Phoenix, AZ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Point Pleasant, NJ, Levittown, LI, NY, Kenosha, WI, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Boca Raton, FL.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tickets.
A bunch of one star yelp reviews by entitled people that didn't get there way.  For an extra episode a week sign up here at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Cleveland, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL.   Support the show and shake up the Super Bowl. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 to get 200 instantly in bonus bets.  
We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, young men are not interested in sex because of online gambling and more.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.   Today's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/FLORENTINE50 and use code FLORENTINE50  
Dumb people looking for attention driving around with their personalized plates. 
Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY.  All dates on Jimflorentine.com.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine
 More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  One woman posted "I got my coffee and sassy pants on.  It must be Saturday."  Yuck.  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming soon to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY, Chicopee, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL and more.
Here are some of the horrific baby names that are discussed: Huxely, Banjo, Novel, Ever, Evo and more.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Columbus, OH, Cleveland, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Tampa, FL. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.
More fake stories made up for attention on social media. 
New sponsor this week is Factor Meals. Support the show & get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/FLORENTINE50 & use code FLORENTINE50
The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed.  Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bought 23 apple pies at a Burger King and a woman that thinks her dog knows exactly what she is saying.  join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Tour coming to the following cities: Morris Plains, NJ, Dunellen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH and Columbus, OH.
Podcast starts with another unbelievable fake story, what would you give Taylor Swift on a scale of 1-10 and then awful license plates like KY Lady, Clean Eats, and more.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: St. Charles, MO, Morris Plains, NJ, Dunnelen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH and more.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.
Dumb T Shirts worn in public by attention seek douchebags.  This week's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/florentine50 and use code florentine50
Crazy stories in the news with most of them being from Florida.
Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one. 
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Comments (38)

pro pro

hopefully you don't forget everything. you won't know how to get home

Nov 19th
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Marie Zeroe

lol sleep outside if you like fresh air! i I get the bed all to myself !! nicely said Jim :) Love this podcast

Oct 7th
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Marie Zeroe

hilarious lol who names their newborn baby Babi and also mom influencers are the worst

Aug 17th
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E J

Great comedian! REALLY appreciate you Jim!

Nov 16th
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Me

btw, the reason they want to change Indian, is because the ppl that they try to bring "honor"to aren't Indian they are native north American, & the fact being lost in you, isn't surprising, considering your unsolicited promo of a murdering, porn producing , America hating, snitching, Poop Loggy Log.be a lil more responsible fella, I'm sure if I listen more, I probably wouldn't listen at all, but I like your whiny bitch , proly wouldn't hate the idea of maybe in emergencies & such to Loan out his oral & rectal orifices for penile storages. but really love your podcast, not telling u how to run your show, but definitely trying to check you & hold u 2 ur very dubious promotion w no real tie in to anything I don't believe. So

Sep 4th
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Cris

Jim: the Onion is a fake news outlet. FYI.

Sep 3rd
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LC

that self love expert is a disaster. the whole description made me cringe.

Aug 23rd
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J G

fucking spit out my iced tea when he said cunt cabin

Jun 26th
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E J

Insanely funny! I thought all the comedians were gone!! What a relief to find this guy👍👍👍

Jun 22nd
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Daniel

I learned $5000 is fucking hilarious!

Jun 17th
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Michael David-Gregory Gnass

the yeeeuuucck gets me every time

May 1st
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Cris

laughed my ass off listening to this episode. love you, Jim.

Apr 28th
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Bryan Mofield

jim needs to run for president 2020! He got my vote!!!

Mar 30th
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Campbell Johnston

This could not be less interesting, wtf did barstool do

Jan 20th
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Beth Bennett

never heard of u until tonight.. ur funny as fuck!! I really love ur show!!

Jul 22nd
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Keith Piotrowski

I would have given zero stars for this podcast if I could have. Does anyone listen to this garbage? This is nothing but a has been never was whinning. I liked you on That Metal Show but this is just sad.

May 23rd
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Ari Christine

you kill me. I wait for your podcast every Sunday. I am a middle aged woman and I love you. you are hilarious...!

Mar 11th
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Ari Christine

hilarious... I peed my pants listening to this episode.

Feb 25th
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Griffin Odinson

yep... football's fake as hell

Jan 27th
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Ari Christine

excellent... I love your podcast!

Dec 10th
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