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Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Author: Leroy Luna

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Need a little break from stories of murder and heartache? Join your boy Leroy as he takes a hardcore look at some softcore crimes. New episodes on the 10th, 20th and 30th of the month!

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Join me for more diner douchebaggery! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
166- Trader Trash

166- Trader Trash

2025-08-3026:49

Join me for Trader Joe hijinx!! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me for more diner douchebaggery!! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
An Amazon delivery driver goes above and beyond the call of duty... Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me for more diner douchebaggery!! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Take a ride with me to Brooklyn, where an alarming amount of perverts are viewing pornography on public computers... Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me for more diner douchebaggery! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hop in the minivan and travel with me to Florida for two incidents where men were afraid of their wives.. Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me for more diner douchebaggery!! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me for a tale about two dudes, who just can't seem to get along... Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me and an ever growing cast of questionable characters over at the diner that never sleeps.. Waffle House! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
161- Trouser Snakes

161- Trouser Snakes

2025-06-3030:36

Join me for a trio of tales about serpents... in people's pants! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
160- Sam's Club Creeps

160- Sam's Club Creeps

2025-06-2029:10

Join me as we investigate some creeps at Sam's Club! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: Police arrest peeping Tom suspect after incident at Tulsa Sam's Club Facebook Cops: Man, 70, Peed On Spam, Vienna Sausages | The Smoking Gun Florida man's appalling act inside Sam's Club forces wholesale outlet to throw out $10,000 worth of food | Daily Mail Online Urinating Villager ruins more than $10,000 worth of Spam and Vienna sausages - Villages-News.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me for two tales of coitus on the concrete! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me for some un-peelievable crimes revolving around the lemonade stand business!  Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Being Denied Free Refills At Lemonade Stand - YouTube Ohio girl Asa Baker's lemonade stand near food festival shut down after complaint Police shut down 8-year-old Ohio girl's lemonade stand Cops: Man, 45, Committed Battery After Being Denied Free Refill At Kids Lemonade Stand | The Smoking Gun Man arrested for battery after demanding refill at lemonade stand Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
157- The Delco Deucer

157- The Delco Deucer

2025-05-2733:06

Road rage + feces = big trouble... Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: Middle class mom hires bodyguard for court appearance after she was filmed committing obscene road rage act | Daily Mail Online Woman seen defecating on car in road rage incident - YouTube We Spoke With "Delco Pooper" Christina Solometo Yes, This Is the Alleged Delco Pooper's Mugshot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Join me for some caffeine fueled craziness!! Patreon: ⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
155- Totally Tubular

155- Totally Tubular

2025-04-3028:14

Who knew ground beef and toothpaste could cause so much trouble? Patreon: ⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠ Paypal- ⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: Ohio woman pleads guilty to hitting her ex-neighbor with a 10lb ground meat stick | Daily Mail Online Woman Busted For Ground Beef Battery | The Smoking Gun Woman Cops To Meat Beating At Ohio Walmart | The Smoking Gun Man steals two tubes of toothpaste; sentenced to nine months of probation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
154- Macaroni n Charges

154- Macaroni n Charges

2025-04-2030:281

Join me for a trio of tales involving that lunch time favourite... macaroni n cheese!! Patreon: www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Paypal- www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal Podcast Magazine Voting- https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: Cops: Son, 20, Beat Father, 54, During Argument Over Macaroni And Cheese | The Smoking Gun Cops Say Son Punches Dad Over Mac and Cheese | wltx.com Wisconsin Kwik Trip Enthusiast Club | ***WANTED*** | Facebook Randy Zipperer Allegedly Stabs Brother After Macaroni And Cheese Goes Missing | HuffPost Weird News Man stabs brother over mac and cheese Florida man stabbed brother in fight over mac and cheese, beer, Volusia deputies say Mac attack: Man, 47, stabs younger brother, 45, over missing mac and cheese | Daily Mail Online Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
These crazy couples would make Pat Benatar proud! Patreon: www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Paypal- www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal Podcast Magazine Voting- https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Grim Reaper

wrap Alka-Seltzer in bread and toss it to Seagulls. The can't burp or fart and the bubbles caused by the Alka-Seltzer will make the stupid birds ExPlOdE!! Warning-blood n guts galore!! Have fun kids!

Aug 14th
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UberButter

I live in Colorado Springs (have for 39 years). I remember this 🤣

Aug 6th
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Amrit

great podcast...

Jul 9th
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Mike S

baloney!

Feb 3rd
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Mike S

gnarly!

Feb 3rd
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Mike S

john waters bit was hilarious 😂

Feb 1st
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Mike S

wild!

Jan 30th
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Mike S

Motorized lay-z-boy sounds sick!

Jan 27th
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Mike S

certified dank podcast

Jan 16th
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Mike S

I just want to know if he ate any chips lol

Jan 10th
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Mike S

lmao

Jan 9th
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Mike S

love your show, Leroy!

Dec 30th
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Greym Atter

in Australia we call it a prison purse.

Jul 1st
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Greym Atter

just curious, what's a mouth boner?.

Apr 29th
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Greym Atter

leeroy has got it going on, has his own style. stories are always interesting.

Feb 25th
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The Mole

Love listening to your podcasts. You have a similar sense of humor to my own so I may be a little biased. Keep up the good work!

Oct 30th
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Stephanie Hammond

you are too cute. mom gilf shout-out.

Oct 12th
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LeMayShowYou

GREAT EPISODE!!! I just picked this as my first random episode and friggin loved it! Such entertaining to listen to. AND YOUR guest Shore's story was awesome! At one point, I thought he was a little Demetri Martin-ish. very cool. and as far as being legal. I think it would be a misdemeanor at best. it wasn't like tou planned tit out...pun intended.. if that were the case you would have been looking at first degree tit-oh-No. And then you would be facing some hard time in the big house. Hey Leroy, did you see the logo I made for you on Patreon? Its on the community posts.et me know if you want me to send it to a certain place. take care and much appreciation for cranking out all these amazing episodes!!! Stay Safe, Chris LeMay

Oct 5th
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Corcelim

Interesting choice of personal story 😅! I enjoyed the episode though. This is a nice casual podcast to listen to.

Oct 2nd
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JTH

Deb gave a fake name

Sep 30th
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