F*ck, Marry, Kill Me

<p>Kayla and Dean present their favorite writers and comedians with outlandish "f*ck, marry, kill's," various games and open ended questions like, "how attractive is the Michelin Man really?" and "what if you had Mike Tyson's face for hands?" Email us your own FMK's at fmkmepod@gmail.com</p>

FMKM: That Tracks.

In this Episode Kayla and Dean finally answer the big questions like: did Kayla like The Addams Family? Why don't they make more Movie Musicals? Is Zoom a Viable Option to Record a podcast? Please Like and Subscribe wherever you are listening to this!

10-18
42:48

FMKM: Gumby or Gum-man

This episode includes moments of humor and intense regret. Everything you could ask for in an afternoon snack. Or morning, we don't judge. Dean's knee gives out in Target and Kayla give out FMK's that confuse and delight. It's all there.

10-12
52:38

FMKM: The Fart Game

Buckle up buttercup as Kayla and Dean Answer the important questions of the day like: What is Grench food? and How far will Kayla go to not get a face tattoo of The Cookie Monster? Other Topics include: British Yelp Reviews, Hagrid's Downstairs Jumble, and Jersey Michael

10-04
51:25

FMKM with Aaron Johnson

Like lamps, Children of the Corn, and Neils? So do we! Kayla and Dean invite sound engineer and all around great guy, Aaron Johnson to jump on the mic; something he was not aware of until 3 seconds before it happened! Now THAT'S how you do it! KABLAMMM!

09-14
55:12

FMKM with Chandler Morrison

This week Kayla and Dean sit down with author, Chandler Morrison, and discuss the most important things anyone could ever discuss in this lifetime. Fornication, marriage, and death.

08-28
01:03:18

Harding Tanya with Billy Myers III

Kayla and Dean sit down with Billy Myers III to chat about his endless devotion to The Juice and his refusal to even have dinner with Harding Tanya, a small town girl looking to make a big splash in the big city

07-31
01:05:30

Carrie Bradshaw's Advocate with Cassie Keet

Writer/Director Cassie Keet stops by to discuss Nicholas Cage, losing WWII, and of course, biting strangers on the nose. It's got everything you want. Sponsored by Big Molly™️

07-19
52:50

FMKM: Cartoons

This week Kayla and Dean play FMK with some of our favorite and least favorite cartoon characters. We also deeply discuss the possibility of taking a pole dancing class. Bonus: Learn how to make a hot bath with a large gumbo pot!Subscribe to the Patreon to get Dean on the pole!

02-06
51:51

New Year, New Us

This week, we dust off the rust and it's just us! Kayla and Dean talk about who they would eff, marry, and kill. Plus allergies! It's everything you could want and more on FMK Me.

01-16
01:05:16

If You're Not Furth You're Last with Eddie Furth

This week, comedian and producer, Eddie Furth (Historical Roast, No Laughing Show), chats with Kayla and Dean about wrestling, The Great British Baking Show, and goes head to head with Gorgon Ramsey in Deangeons and Dragons. He's seriously so healthy you guys.Featuring @iameddiefurthKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundert

12-05
01:01:36

That's Not Nermal with Rena Hundert

This week, comedian, actress and vocalist, Rena Hundert (Comedy Bang Bang), chats with Kayla and Dean about famous divas, cartoon dogs, and out-Canadas Deangeons and Dragons. Trust us, this is not Nermal.Featuring:@renahundertKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundertExecutive Producer @alinikoumusic

11-28
42:34

Inter-Face: A Film By Morgan Freeman Pt. 2 with Josh Robert Thompson

In part two of this two part episode of FMKM, incredible impressionist Josh Robert Thompson (Family Guy, Inside Job, the Late Late Show) joins us to play Would You Rather, Open Ended Questions, and Deangeons and Dragons. Drop-ins from Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, George Lucas, and of course, the still ornery, Morgan Freeman.

11-21
42:03

Inter-Face: A Film By Morgan Freeman Pt. 1 with Josh Robert Thompson

In part one of this two part episode of FMKM, incredibly talented and hilarious impressionist Josh Robert Thompson (Family Guy, Inside Job, the Late Late Show) joins us for our usual FMK, WYR, OEQ antics and talks horror. Plus a special drop-in from legendary director, George Lucas, sensuous silver fox Jeff Goldblum, and of course, an incredibly ornery, Morgan Freeman.Featuring:@jrtshowKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundert

11-13
42:09

Radiation and Stuff with Jackie Winn

This week, actress and comedian Jackie Winn (Euphoria), talks with Kayla and Dean about putting Moe the Bartender out of his misery, f-ing Toomgis, and play Deangeons and Dragons. Sprinkle in the danger of saying "Beetlejuice" three times and you've got yourself a solid episode.Featuring:@cowboygokuKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundertExecutive Producer @alinikoumusic

11-06
37:15

The Butter at Home

This week, on our 10th episode, Kayla and Dean ask each other FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's, plus play Deangeons and Dragons! Because if you can't spread the butter at home... well you know that classic saying. This episode doubles as a movie voucher for AMC's nation wide!Featuring:Kayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundertExecutive Producer @alinikoumusic

10-30
38:16

CatDog the Bounty Hunter with Frank Castillo

This week, Frank Castillo, paid regular at the comedy store and Roast Battle I champion, joins Kayla and Dean to discuss which Keanu he would marry, talk comedy, and more importantly, how to romance the Geico gecko.Featuring:@frankcastilloKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundertExecutive Producer @alinikoumusicArtwork by Karli Melder @karlicartoons

10-23
43:53

No Business Like Limp Bizkit with Joseph Dailey

In this episode, Kayla and Dean ask FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's Joseph Dailey. They discuss navigating a relationship with the Lucky Charms leprechaun, the implied abuse in Don't Wake Daddy, and the best ways to kill a dragon. Winning lotto numbers coded throughout the episode.Featuring:@joseph_r_daileyKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundertExecutive Producer @alinikoumusicArtwork by Karli Melder @karlicartoons

10-16
59:49

The Grove Rogan Experience

In this episode, Kayla and Dean take to the street and ask FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's to people enjoying their time at the Grove. Listen to a woman make "nomnomnom" noises for way too long and another woman admit that her first thought, when given an inch of freedom, was racist! "Happy Croctober everyone." - Dean, not KaylaOn a personal note, we are fully fighting about Croctober. It has affected our friendship. Will this episode be the last? No. Tune in next week.Featuring:The people of The GroveKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundertExecutive Producer @alinikoumusicArtwork by Karli Melder @karlicartoons

10-09
25:37

Any Bunny Will Bad Bunny Pt. II with Chik Agwuna

In Part 2 of this two part episode, award winning comedian and writer, Chik Agwuna, answers outlandish Would You Rather's and Open Ended questions. Chik talks about catfishing, living in an Early 2000's sex comedy, and Dean pitches The Golden Child (Eddie Murphy). Happy Croctober everyone!Featuring:@chikigunaKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundertExecutive Producer @alinikoumusicArtwork by Karli Melder @karlicartoons

10-02
36:16

Any Bunny Will Bad Bunny Pt. I with Chik Agwuna

In Part 1 of this two part episode, award winning comedian and writer, Chik Agwuna, answers outlandish FMK's, tells us about her best high school pranks, and explains why Charles E(ntertainment) Cheese would make a great husband. Every episode is a work of art, as are all of our listeners. I think you just appreciated in value.Featuring:@chikigunaKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundertExecutive Producer @alinikoumusicArtwork by Karli Melder @karlicartoons

09-25
45:35

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