FAMOUS FIRST TIMES

The FFT podcast is no more, long live the FFT VIDEO channel!  We're transforming all the best and most bonkers FFT stories into full-motion cartoons, so that means bye-bye to the pod.  Youtube for the full-length animations. Bonus content and uncensored roughness at our Substack account. Craving them scruffy old podcast episodes? Don't worry, you can find them all at Substack too.  See ya there, pervs! FAMOUS FIRST TIMES ON YOUTUBE FAMOUS FIRST TIMES ON SUBSTACK

Look. We won't lie to you, no one cares about BILLY IDOL do they? Not really. But trust us on this, his wank and shag stories are TOP TIER! Find out everything you never needed to know about his penis and the people who have tangled with it. It's all here on part 1 of the Billy Idol edition of the FFT podcast! Check out our archives for more mad stories about your favourite celebrity shaggerz who really should have got someone who cares about them to proofread their tell-all autobiographies! Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity bonks.  Instagram: @famousfirsttimes, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube: @giveover. giveover.co.uk  

Only Fans banned us so we're posting all our quick bangs here for your ears to soak up. This time it's TOM JONES! Big sweaty sexy smelly TOM JONES! He's been knighted you know? Find out everything about his first wanks, shags and that time an orangutan tried suck him off. It's all here on this edition of the FFT podcast! Check out our archives for more mad stories about your favourite celebrity manslags who forgot that once you publish a book it's out there forever! Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity bonks.  Instagram: @famousfirsttimes, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube: @giveover. giveover.co.uk  

So we got banned from Only Fans for being too outrageous. Their loss is your gain, though, as now we're giving you all the bonus bollocks recorded for them, to you, for FREE!  First up, Bez from Happy Mondays tells us about his first E at the Hacienda in Manchester before the property developers turned the city into a mini-Dubai. He's off his fucking head, Bez! Check out more bonkers stories from your favourite celebrity blokes who didn't anticipate two scummy lads from Wigan digging up their worst revelations and spewing them out all over the world wide web, forever, in the FFT archives below! Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity shockers.  Instagram: @famousfirsttimes, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube: @giveover. giveover.co.uk    

Mate. This is what brought us back into the game: Prince Harry's tell-all autobiography, giving mad detail about his willy, smoking spliffs and snorting coke! Gwan Harry lad, bring down the monarchy, top stuff, nice one, mate.  Check out more head-exploding stories from your favourite celebrity blokes who just love saying too much. Have you had a go on a famous cock? Email us at [email protected] with the 411.  Instagram: @famousfirsttimes, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube: @giveover. giveover.co.uk