FPL Toilet

Welcome to FPL Toilet. Have a seat and listen to FPL thoughts from the lesser-spotted maverick point of view. Stick it to the dullards and become a fan favourite in your minileagues. Enjoy *FLUSH*

Episode 21 - Klopportunity or Trapattoni?

Mourinho gets the boot the week Utd embark on a kind run of fixtures. But who will Ole pick and will they start partying like it's 1999?

12-20
28:13

Episode 20 - Dilly Digne dilly dong

Salah goes huge as Steve Cook goes drunk. A controversial week as a captain poll decides the armband & a self-proclaimed maverick goes off brand.

12-11
33:13

Episode 19 - Cédric Scoares

After 5 years, or 62 months, or 1890 days, or 45,360 hours, or 2,721,600 minutes, Cedric finally scores a league goal.

12-04
23:14

Episode 18 - Apple decider, Vinagre?

Jonny's untimely injury throws a spanner in the works. Is a straight-swap a dull trap or a smart switch?

11-20
22:43

Episode 17 - Laid Löwe

Injuries all over the shop in gw12 but just how many are phantom international injuries?

11-13
19:05

Episode 16 - Wham bam thankyou RAM

A few top-ups to Tuesday's village famous episode

11-09
18:56

Episode 15 - When Foyth gives you lemons...

When Poch decides to give a novice his Premier League debut just make sure you at least bought Arnautovic.

11-06
23:30

Episode 14 - RIP

Tragic scenes at Leicester cast a shadow over the whole gameweek, but the show must go on.

10-30
32:02

Episode 13 - Bouncebackspasmability

Mesut's Monday night magic turns red arrow water into green arrow wine.

10-24
22:52

Episode 12 - Dødgy Stéreotypes

Just why are Nordic managers so good at FPL? Are age and/or maturity an asset?

10-19
25:35

Episode 11 - Back spasms and Hazard chasms

You can only ignore the template for so long as Chelsea's Belgian merckx non owners once again.

10-10
20:59

Episode 10 - Wes Morgan?!?

Scared to bench a 4mil defender, what is going on? Some brain-farts to top-up Tuesday's episode.

10-03
14:49

Episode 9 - Nothing rotten about Jonny

a last-ditch tackle of a wildcard rescues what would have been a dirty gameweek.

10-02
29:06

Episode 8 - Aaron the Baron

Kane is back on the radar, but is it a trap?

09-25
30:56

FPL Toilet Episode 7 - Fraser Burns

20+ points thrown down the toilet thanks to yellow flags and big ownerships. Is life with differential tourettes all its cracked-up to be?

09-18
23:53

FPL Toilet Episode 6 - Blisters & Soares

A look at which slow-starters can help rock the growing template. *Disclaimer* contains some Rory McGrath level humour

09-05
52:29

FPL Toilet Episode 5 - Tomkins' calf is having a laugh

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