FUC Podcast

Buckle up FUC’ers, this is a long one. This week we are joined by our good friend Super Fan Sarah, a regular viewer of ABC’s The Bachelor, for a good old fashioned suicide inducing viewing of the recent Cleveland filmed episode. Ron and Andy have zero idea what’s going but luckily Sarah does. This is pure trash but we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome a**holes!! Keep listening and sending us stories. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

So we took a little break over the holidays but we’re FUC’n pumped to be back!!  We stroke our way through a story of serial tugger in a windbreaker. Some dumb hick gets executed by the swat team and did you guys know that Kobe Bryant does while we were recording?!  Weird...good to be back!  Keep listening and sending us stories. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

Happy Thanksgiving ya FUC’in turkeys!!  Little episode for ya here to help digest all that crap you’re eating.  We head down to Akron and talk about a dude that dresses like Jesus and longboards around campus, big shocker here, we end up talking about his d*ck. Also some poor kid get whooped by his mama, happens...We’re thankful for all the love.  Keep listening and sending us stories. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

This week on FUC we discover that city of Cleveland works employees have been watching t*tties bounce on the clock in the break room.  Now for those of you who may be jealous, don’t worry, the strippers are nasty.  Also we tell puke and p*ss stories and a 10 year old almost goes on the ride of his life.  Thanks for listening. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

Out of all the things one can be stabbed over, a light-up yo-yo isn’t at the top on most people’s list. But good old f**cked up Cleveland is prime for yo-yo stabbins. We also play round 4 of CLE or FLA. Will Ron mount his comeback?  Probably not.   Thanks for listening. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

We derail hard this week. Ron drank an entire bottle of wine and Andy is deliriously tired. We explore a Craigslist missed connection and talk shit about people with dreadlocks. Ron shares a touching story from his trip to Popeyes chicken. We tip back a doozy about a drunk baby. We say hi to Ron’s pregnant wife and we continue to derail into taking about our morning routines.  Can’t wait to see everyone at comedy night!  Thanks for listening. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

Happy Halloween motherFUCers!!!  We decided this week we’d just bs about Halloweens of the past.  Ron helps Andy recall a high school haunted house trip some hot ladies invited us to.  We discuss our favorite trick or treat costumes and memories and of course we answer the age old question; what would two suburban white kid’s childhood be like if we didn’t unknowingly end up in blackface?...shame, just shame people.  And Andy’s grandpa ruins Batman.   Thanks for listening. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

How much domestic violence can one cable Guy ignore? Let us tell you! Ron and Andy fall off the fitness bandwagon pretty hard. We do some short stories about people wielding wrenches and the dumbest McDonald’s drive-through employee there is.  Also, Ron leaves his childhood best friend in the dust to get assaulted by a bunch of bullies. What a guy! Thanks for listening. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

Some say love, it is a river. Some say it’s gettin’ yanked after a good shoulder and lower back rub down at the end of a long week at the office.   Lets flip this story over and polish it off. Also, we may absolutely nuke about 6-7 Asian peoples names....it’s been a few weeks. We’re due!  Also we hit the police blotter for some drink idiots one of which is taking a mulch bath. Andy eats dirt and Ron massage/jerk off story comes to light. Thanks for listening. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts

This week we plunge our blades into a real meth fueled brain buster. We don’t know who is the “man” and who is the “friend”. One is getting stabbed and the other is leaping out of a window. Could be the same guy, could be anyone actually. But thank you for being a friend, man. Also we have a good old fashioned candy thief ravaging a speedway gas station one box at a time. Nothing beats a good sugar high kids.  We find out Ron absolutely does not leave his house to shop and Andy tells what usually would be a heartwarming story about helping someone in need, but turns out he’s just an a**hole instead.  Thanks for listening. Stay FUC’d up cleveland!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts

We’re back in beautiful Brookpark this week for a disabled and lonely man that just wants to sit in his truck and pay his bills and maybe sniff your hair. Ron gets his pubes but I don’t think they’re comin’ in right. Andy laments about the time he almost got roped into an outdoor gay sex adventure.  We finally take a trip down to good old Akron, Ohio to make sure they’re just as f****d up as Cleveland...they are. And after many weeks of telling stories of our friends where we OMMIT names for anonymity...we finally f**k up and out our comrade Doug. Sorry Doug!!  Thanks for listening and stay FUC’d Up!!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts

Today we explore a story of a young lady who spent a few days locked in a freezer after what we can only assume was kick ass party that in reality could only be a little better than spending a few days locked in deep freezer. She’s ok by the way. We give a big shout  out to our best friend crack cocaine, Cool Cop becomes our spirit animal officially. A Korn fan grabs a bud light, a monster, and some boobs; how dare you sir. Comedy night is officially SOLD OUT. If you didn’t get tickets we hate cuz apparently you hate dogs. We hope you get bit. Stay FUC’d up!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts

Aaaaaaaaaand we're back!  Sorry to be tardy to the party but we were busy so shut up. Better late than never, we’re back and the ladies are so angry they’re throwing paver bricks at each other. Let’s shatter the glass and pull down on this story of a gaggle of disorderly women (the only way we like em by the way) and their weapons of choice. Also, Andy’s a shitty neighbor, and we’re running out of tickets for the Guiltless Comedy Night so quit screwin’ around and get your tickets before they’re gone!!!  Stay FUC’d up!!Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts

Shorts shorts shorts!  We cover a few different short stories this week; a purse wielding genius, hitler seems to be leaving notes, two turn tables and falsified police report, and we got a nut bag burying khakis in hopes of finding that ooooooweeeeeee sweet gold!  It’s football season. We discuss all the “rules” for tailgating in the Muni-lot. We tell a few personal tales; Ron and company used to steal N64 games with stolen drug money...real cool Ron. And it’s Andy’s birthday. Don’t get him anything. P.S. Guiltless Comedy Night tickets are GOING FAST!  Head over to guiltless.eventbrite.com to grab some. You miss this and we'll beat you up after we get Magic Mike ripped from making the fitness over here. Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts

Little bonus for ya!  God we hate White Claw. It’s like someone took every person we’ve ever hated and stuffed them into a skinny can  and everyone’s getting white girl drunk on em!  We were made aware of some details surrounding the White Claw world and some of its bad, but some of its good. Let’s saddle up and advance the troops further in this epic battle against the Claw!!!  Also, we officially announce the FUC Fitness Challenge of Doom and find out how out of shape we really are. We shout out a few friends, have a few laughs, and pretty much do the same thing we do every time. Hope you enjoy. Stay FUC’d Up Cleveland!!!  P.S. Guiltless Comedy Night tickets are GOING FAST!  Head over to guiltless.eventbrite.com to grab some. You miss this and we'll beat you up after we get Magic Mike ripped from making the fitness over here. Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

Good god people, this guy had us stumblin’. Andy and Ron unzip a nice little story of a Cleveland Police officer that goes full R.Kelly on a girl. Let’s set this straight real quick, we are not fans of this trash bag and the abuse of his authority but that doesn’t mean we’re not going talk about him.  This story is truly F****d Up!  Also we discuss our aging dad-bods (could an FUC fitness challenge be on the horizon?), Arnold  Schwarzenegger having a baby, 90’s music videos and we’re absolutely clueless when it comes to what the Asian community really eats. Sorry Mike!! Stay F****d Up Cleveland!!  Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

Rally’s is pretty f****d up but we already knew that.  We discuss a hot oil dodging, pepper spraying, bullet ducking ninja lady that just wants to put a Big Buford on her MasterCard.  Also it turns out we don’t think fastfood workers should get paid more. We also dip into a short story of a drunk driver with twiiiiiiiins and the war on white claw continues. Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

Ya know, it seems like things are getting a little dangerous for local crackheads these days. Let the FUC boys unwrap and smoke this f****d up tale of a knife wielding rock smoker. Also, Ron is back from Mexico, loves British porn, and can’t put together a dresser. And finally, the FUC crew answers the call to wage war against white claw Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook. @FUCpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnetwork.com Intro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

A little bonus episode for you beautiful FUC’ers. In our first episode we played round 1 of Cle or Fla. Ron failed....miserably. Can he redeem himself in round 2?!?!?  Let’s find out. Please subscribe, rate, and review FUC podcast on Instagram and Facebook @fucpodcast on Twitter Www.guiltlessnwork.com Intro music by Ronnie and the White Belts 

We have two lovely stories of drunken morons; one at a home days event and the other at a strip club. We discuss each other’s celebrity birthday twins. Ron reminisces about his biker uncle joining his family at church on a meth bender and Andy found a dead guy. Please subscribe, rate, and reviewFUC Podcast on Instagram and Facebook. @FUCpodcast on Twitter www.guiltlessnetwork.comIntro music: Ronnie and the White Belts