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Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of- luckily Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. Subscribe now at http://bit.ly/FaceJamSubscribe.
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1In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Cornucopia, Hulk demolishing the store, Jimmy being a bad guy, Graysie’s surprise gift, and more.
Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dipping bread in hot chocolate, PB&J in Chicken Noodle Soup, table crumbs vs. feed bag style, meat tasting pretzel combos, microwaved ice cream, and condensed milk sandwiches.
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In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about Ben’s Broadway Break, the Grammy’s, fidget toys, Reveille and more.
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Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread.
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In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more.
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Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid.
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The season returns, Jamsgiving is here for all once again. Join Our Heroes as they get a full curated menu from Graysie and Nick. Good tidings to all and especially to us because we get and you give. Special Guests? Special Meals? Special Monkey? Anything can happen on Jamsgiving.
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In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more.
Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box.
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more.
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Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme?
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In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more.
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We watched ambuLAnce (jambuLAnce) with FIRST members on discord and now after a long wait, we're putting it out for you.
Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig.
Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's root beer float alternatives, bedtime acid reflux remedies, and garlic ketchup pasta… Weird.
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more.
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Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26.
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In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more.
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Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it?
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In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more.
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Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's pasta salad, but not the way you think, the ultimate gainz meal, and cooking steaks in a dishwasher.
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Michael talks over people way to damn much. Turned me off of the OG podcast and is ruining this one as well.
I've been re-listening to old episodes recently, and the intro this week had me question if id accidentally started an old episode
this audio file was so messed up. multiple reminds and it didn't even finish
Fucking great episode, all of the shinanigans.
You get angry for people sending you bugs but you can’t even mix up your pasta before eating it and call it tasteless. You wonder why we keep sending you bugs to annoy you when you eat in a stupid way. “Hey this pasta was flavorless” well maybe if you didn’t eat the cheese separately (like you admitted to) and gave the pasta a stir when you didn’t see the sauce (which was there but pooled to one side by you own admission) then maybe give it a fair review then maybe juuuust maybe you wouldn’t get bugs. One of you just kept going on and on and on about how bad everything was and how no-one ever heard of Fazoli’s. Joke was dead halfway through the show dude lean to let the joke die.
Panda Express must be different in Texas. All the ones I've been to here in Oregon and Washington are quick as hell and they have very little issue understanding the order. Like, I can be in the drive thru for a max of 5 minutes from ordering to when I'm driving away, usually less time. My order is hardly questioned, and I usually go with a friend where we get 2 bigger plates. I guess I'm Texas, the Pandas suck
"Do you think there are haunted restaurants" dude I'm pretty sure every Subway is haunted by default. The one I worked at was and another one here in the valley is. I bet lots of restaurants are haunted. Summon a ghost in a haunted restaurant while munching on food. Could be a Achievement Haunter/Face Jam crossover.
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH YELLING? Micheal is loud to be funny, Jordan is chill. The other guy even laughs loud. Holy shit
I'm so glad Eric suggested listening to this podcast on F@#%face, but Eric talks in this one too. I guess it's a give and take situation. 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldnt be sad if Eric stopped talking during the episodes... but that's just an opinion.
Eric over here can't even pronounce Tillamook properly
at my Dairy Queen if they don't hold it upside down its free
The fact sheet is always a highlight!
HEY MONKEY HEY HEY MONKEY! You might consider grabbing one or two of the sans pants radio crew for a future face jam when you’re back in Australia.
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I’d buy this song
You should have asked for the Pizza Baked Spaghetti 😆
Fiddle me this fish bitch!
So I'm lost did Michael and Lindsay break up
gotta get red web on this quiznos bathroom mystery