Falsely Accused: Funsolved Mysteries

You've heard of true crime podcasts, right? Well, this is a fake crime podcast. Every week, Henry, Mikey, and Mazapan break down the crimes of a completely imaginary serial killer, using random name and number generators to guide along their creative process.

The Spider

This is kinda  a weird one. Just weird. Weird vibe overall this fine Tuesday.

09-30
01:17:00

The Customer Slayer

Come with us to the graveyard shift at the 24 hour Target while we discuss the Customer Slayer, who, quite frankly, should have just been allowed to do that.

09-23
01:58:34

The Slice And Dicer

This week we go full-on teen slasher in our first ever Patreon shoutout episode! Also, w have a pretty intense tangent about English teachers.

09-15
01:18:47

The Highscore Slayer

We take a little break from serial killers to jump into the world of fantasy spree murderers! Also, we talk about comic books for a really long time. I promise it becomes relevant. 

09-08
01:06:39

The Ragdoll Murderer

So, this one is challenging. Like - "I only edited about ten minutes of audio out" challenging. So, if that's your steeze, please enjoy. 

09-01
45:09

The Lonely Murderer

This week, we talk about the, uh, foot-centric serial killer, the Lonely Murderer. Also, we talk about NBC Hannibal a LOT. Like, for every minute that you hear us talking about NBC Hannibal, I had to edit out five minutes of us talking about NBC Hannibal. 

08-27
46:02

The Busride Killer

This week,  Henry, Rufió, and Mikey take a dive into the totally girlboss world of the Busride Killer.

08-18
48:43

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