Farthouse

Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.

Beau Is Afraid with Christian Dueñas

The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their good friend Christian Dueñas to talk about Ari Aster's freak fest Beau Is Afraid.Follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Twitter.And follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Letterboxd.

04-18
01:35:08

The Devils by Ken Russell

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to lose their minds in a Catholic church. That’s because they’re talking about The Devils.Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

02-29
01:21:22

Brand Upon the Brain! by Guy Maddin

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have youth nectar extracted from their heads. That’s because they’re talking about Brand Upon the Brain!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

01-25
01:16:06

Fanny and Alexander by Ingmar Bergman

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hate their bishop stepfather. That’s because they’re chatting about Fanny and AlexanderFollow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

12-21
01:54:35

Tampopo by Juzo Itami

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to loudly slurp some noodles. That’s because they’re chatting about  Tampopo.Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

11-30
01:35:38

Farthouse X It's Always Halloween - The Shining by Stanley Kubrick

The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their best pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner for a Halloween crossover episode with her podcast, It's Always Halloween. And they're here to talk about The Shining! Plus, they discuss Casey's crowdfunding campaign for his movie 14 Stories in a Bathroom. And they answer some EEEEKmails from Lucé's listeners. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at:https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroomFollow Patrick and Casey and Lucé on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey and Lucé on Letterboxd

10-31
02:12:50

Millennium Mambo by Hou Hsiao-Hsien

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be young in Taipei. That’s because they’re chatting about Millennium Mambo.Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at:https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroomFollow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

09-28
01:37:18

Mad Max: Fury Road by George Miller

Recalibration time babies! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be delivered to the gates of Valhalla. That’s because they’re chatting about Mad Max: Fury Road,Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

08-31
01:36:29

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom by Pier Paolo Pasolini

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to escape the fascist libertines. That’s because they’re chatting about Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

07-27
01:26:53

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives by Apichatpong Weerasethakul

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to make love to a catfish. That’s because they’re chatting about Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

06-29
01:31:46

Down by Law by Jim Jarmusch

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go down to the bayou. That’s because they’re chatting about Down by Law. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

05-18
01:25:29

The Killing of a Chinese Bookie by John Cassavetes

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a steak with white gloves. That’s because they’re chatting about The Killing of a Chinese Bookie. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

04-20
01:17:09

The Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards

It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win.Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

03-09
01:23:32

The Dreamers by Bernardo Bertolucci

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a shitty banana. That’s because they’re chatting about The Dreamers. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

02-23
01:26:45

Tár by Todd Field

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to "get" you. That’s because they’re chatting about Tár. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

01-26
01:27:56

Metropolitan by Whit Stillman

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to rent tuxedos for a few more days. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘Metropolitan.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

12-22
01:29:19

The Ice Storm by Ang Lee

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw their keys in a fish bowl. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘The Ice Storm.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

12-06
01:21:21

The Convent by Mike Mendez

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

10-27
01:59:54

ANNOUNCEMENT!

Some news from 'The Cuties'

10-19
10:40

Holy Motors by Leos Carax

A note! There is a VERY important message at the top of this show. But, as always, the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go to some appointments. That’s because they’re chatting about the 2012 film by Leos Carax - ‘Holy Motors.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

08-16
01:00:05

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