Favre Dollar Footlong Fantasy Chat

Hey! We're back! Well, kinda. I mean, there's a show and all but it's not exactly up to the same "standards" as some of the previous shows. It's like when you order a cheeseburger at a really good restaurant, but instead of a cheeseburger they give you a slice of bread and some deer jerky with ketchup. But not Heinz ketchup. It's that ketchup you see at the french fry stands at a county fair that says "catsup". You get the point. Speaking of point, I'm here (along with a special guest appearance by the one and only Kevin Reeder) to talk about fantasy football and that sweet baby Jesus. I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey. Enjoy!

The holiday season is right around the corner, and we all know what that means. Yep. You're right. Trav is going to consume an entire turkey in his breakfast omelette on Thursday. With chipped beef. There's also NFL football and fantasy football. But it's not like we're a bunch of middle age people who draft a fake football team that goes out and destroys another middle age person's completely fake football team and then makes fun of said middle age person because their fake football team lost to your fake football team. I mean, who does that? Amirite?

Justin and yours truly ramble on about who's in, who's out, and what type of deep v sweater goes best with a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.  Apparently I have about 1800 more characters left in this description so enjoy this: Jean Girard: [has Ricky in an arm lock] I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say..."I... love... crepes." Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run. Ricky Bobby: I'm not gonna say it. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Good. Ricky Bobby: Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm? Jean Girard: I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby, but I am a man of my word. Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini! [he tries unsuccessfully to get free] Jean Girard: Whoa! Get down, you little pancake. Ricky Bobby: Someone might as well get me a beer while I'm down here. Jean Girard: But you have forced me to do this. You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, "I love crepes." Cal Naughton, Jr.: You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better. Ricky Bobby: Wait, are they the really thin pancakes? Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah. Jean Girard: Yes they are. They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them. Ricky Bobby: Oh, my god, I love those. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Put any syrups you want on them. I'm just saying, think about it. Ricky Bobby: They come with cheese sometimes? Jean Girard: Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe. Ricky Bobby: Well, why didn't someone yell that right-right away? Jean Girard: Do you know what's in the crepe suzette? Ricky Bobby: Oh, I love the crepe suzette!

Yes folks, you read that right.  It's a wrap up and preview combo show.  But who cares since the world is going to end tomorrow, amirite??  Enjoy the smooth voices of Chris, Kevin, and Justin as we bring you the best in fantasy football and other crap we decide to talk about. Enjoy!!

The quest for immortality has now been narrowed down to 4 harrowing and completely undeserving (most of them) teams.  Tune in at 6pm EST to get the full breakdown of these match ups from none other than El Commish and the Fantasy All-Star. Enjoy!!

Playoff time bitches!!  Chris and Kevin are back at it once again to break down the 1st week of the playoffs in the Favre Dollar Footlong Fantasy Football League. Enjoy!!

What the hell is up people??  Huh??  Your fearless leader is on a losing streak and the world has gone to shit.  Speaking of shit, Chris and Kevin are here once again to bring you another edition of the Favre Dollar Footlong Weekly Preview.  Filled with joy, sorrow, laughing, probably some crying, and plenty of turd polishing.  So sit back and relax, we'll be gentle.  We promise. Enjoy!!

Happy Turkey Day everyone!!  Chris and Kevin are back at it once again to bring you their stone cold lead pipe predictions (sure to go wrong) for week 12.  If you'd like to take a break from those pathetic Thanksgiving Day parade shows, then join us live at 9am.  Hell, even call in if you're feeling frisky.  Have a great holiday everyone! Enjoy!!

Hi there again ladies and gentlemen.  Kevin and I are back at it once again to bring you all the best in fantasy previews.  We will break down each match up with the in-depth analysis that you have come to expect from 2 of the best, and seasoned fantasy players this game has seen.  And, um, yeah.  I can't keep a straight face even while typing this.  You know the drill.  Incoherent mumbling with a few audible words for 30 minutes.  And....go!! Enjoy!!

Hey everyone!  How about some good, hard hitting election talk??  No?  You say you'd rather pick your ears with a power sander??  Alrighty then.  What if Kevin and Chris just blab about fantasy nonsense for 30 minutes?  Good.  Cuz that's what you're getting. Enjoy!!

Chris and Kevin are back at full strength once again to fill you in on a bunch of random stuff about life, McDonald's burger meat, puppies....and oh yeah, fantasy football!! Enjoy!!

Apologies to all of the Kevin Reeder fans out there.  Cuz this here is a solo trip with a one way ticket Mediocreville as El Commish brings you the week 8 preview.  Enjoy!!

At long last we're here.  Week 7 of the grueling fantasy football season.  And you know what that means right??  Yep.  Exactly.  That means that we've already played 6 weeks, therefore this is the 7th week.  Nothing gets by you guys. Enjoy!!

Whatchya gonna do podcast people, when the 2 fantasy geeks break down the week 6 match ups and run wild on you??  On a side note Hulk Hogan has a sex tape.  Congrats internet!! Enjoy!!

Week 5 Preview of the best damn fantasy league in all of the Favre Dollar Footlong realms. Enjoy!

Buckle up.  Strap in.  And for Ed, strap on.  Cuz we about to blow this week 4 preview UP!  Or, put it into a bag with dog crap and set it on fire.  Either one. Enjoy!!

It's that time again for some down and dirty previewing.  Let's get it on!! Enjoy!!

Week 2 Preview coming your way.  Do you want to know what is also coming your way shortly??  That's right.  Pumpkin humping. Enjoy!!

*Cue Big Black Boykins w/ a megaphone* "Are you ready for some Fantasy Football??  How about some donuts??  Pie, maybe??  I quit." Not sure what that was all about, but when I picture someone doing a Hank Williams-esque fantasy football lead-in song...it's usually with the guy from Rob & Big. Week 1.  And.  Here.  We.  Go!

Sup ya'll??  Long time no podcast.  Well in that case, Reeder and I are here to quench your insatiable thirst for crappy post draft talk. Enjoy!