Fifth and Long

American Football fanaticism meets nerdy marginalia for some expansive, quirky conversation.

Timber!

Chase & Heather talk about getting married, chin straps, & choosing the right words.

11-20
34:33

Chase’s Top Seven Injuries

Heather reads Chase’s top seven injuries. Chase goes into deeper detail about the longboard crash & Bend, OR in general.

11-08
32:17

Get That Paper

We’re getting married! Also, misunderstood communications & how we cope. Speaking of which, Correction: Heather’s coworker is about 4’10”.

11-08
24:37

Stephen King & Cracked Ribs

The genius of Stephen King & how grownups are just big kids.

10-15
34:12

LOTR Talks Pt. 1

Nerding out over some Tolkien.

10-14
22:44

Bear (Moose) With Us Pt. 1

We exchange tales of animal encounters, from camp clowns to what constitutes a Grizzly.

10-14
28:22

LOTR Talks Pt. 2

The will of the Ring & the healing power of Nature.

10-14
29:59

We’re Back

We’re trying, we don’t have the rights for that.

10-10
00:16

Big Hause

Chase is headed back to Alaska! Heather isn’t coping well. To cheer up, we talk about Joe Namath’s children’s book, Minor League Baseball, & how it’s the little things that matter.

07-28
49:54

Football, Fire, & Glory

One of the best raw conversations we’ve had recorded.

07-11
01:01:00

Jeff is a Nick Name

Chase and Heather bring in old pal "Jeff" to talk about the Denver Broncos, the Kentucky Derby, and quickly shoot off the rails.

05-19
35:56

Homer, Grave Robbers, and the most Badass Founding Father You’ve Never Heard Of

Heather teaches Chase about the Spunkers Club & why there are body parts in Ben Franklin’s Basement. Correction, Final Segment: Heather says Bunker Hill, intending Beacon Hill— Two different hills. Subscribe to bypass our erratic lack of schedule! Deuces!

02-15
01:09:18

Super Bowl Glow

Chase & Heather are home from the town SB party & doing laps over RhiRhi, the Victory Formation, & love through community.

02-13
25:59

Heavy Metal Super Bowl

Everything in Chase’s life sounds metal, Heather cracks up over the specificity of nuts & wrenches, & Jack White is a credible authorty on music & furniture. Correction: Jack White collected recordings from Paramount Records. Please subscribe to get our sporadic updates!

02-12
22:47

We’re Back!

Where have Chase and Heather been all these months! Heather has an announcement.

09-24
18:50

Fairytale Nerding Out

Chase is writing a fairytale and Heather talks archaeology. Football!

02-19
12:41

The Pro Bowl and the Puppy

Chase and Heather get ready for a Pro Bowl Watch party, and discuss naming a new member of the team.

02-06
18:18

The Shark

Heather and Chase try to tease out what made Jerry Tarkanian, “Tark the Shark.”

02-04
31:54

Feeling Good

Chase and Heather are back to talk about family, achievements, championships, and Wu-Tang Clan. Subscribe to keep up with our nonexistent schedule! Help support us at https://www.patreon.com/user

01-31
21:34

Spam and Fire Fighting

That time Chase learned to cook spam from the coolest guy ever. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true

01-09
22:41

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