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Fin vs History

Author: Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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For people who like history but don't care what actually happened.

Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.

Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

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Amadeus Mozart: The child genius, responsible for the some of the greatest music humanity ever produced, as well as what can only be described as an ode to rimming. He was Austrian, after all.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Fruity wigs 06:21 Ass and titties08:48 He/Hyms12:45 Tiger mum 16:52 Austria-Netherlands 20:02 Mozart on Tour 25:39 Castrati 30:49 Mozart goes freelance 34:41 Scatology 40:03 Symphony No. 4041:55 The Requiem 48:02 Freud again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Mafia (part 2) | W.O.P. Having been smashed by Mussolini, the Mafia rebuild in Prohibiton America, but not before they’ve given the Statue of Liberty a good goosing Tickets for Fin's 2026 Stand-up Tour now onsale fintaylorcomedy.komi.io The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Mafia (Part 1) | Natural Born Killers Who Kiss Their Mum On The Mouth What was it about 19th Century Sicily that allowed greasy mummies’ boys to form the most notorious organised crime syndicate in history? Tickets for Fin's 2026 Stand-Up Tour now onsale at fintaylorcomedy.komi.io The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
With dead dogs and Russian women floating through space, the American Nazis at Nasa start to pull ahead in the contest to land man on the moon- but not before the Zambian Space Programme enters the race.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon. ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: CHAPTERS: 00:00 - One Small Dick For Him  05:08 - Astronauts are Boring  10:37 - Prostate’s Knackered  16:10 - First Woman in Space  20:15 - Spacewalking & Spacedogging  25:05 - Clangers Land Acknowledgement  29:40 - Dark Horse of the Space Race  34:03 - Apollo 7/8 and 9/11 37:11 - Posh Wanks in Space 40:17 - Man’s Greatest Achievement 44:51 - The Other Moon Landings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
As the 2nd World War drew to a close, the Nazis’ rocket programme would form the basis of Man’s quest to conquer space. But why is this always framed as a race between the USA and the USSR, when Hitler got there first? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - The Sauna of Nazi Science  06:55 - Rocket Botherer  10:25 - Hitler on Drums  14:12 - Cool/Nasty 22:40 - Operations Paper Clip  28:14 - Soviet Strap on  32:09 - Sputnik 1   36:47 - RIP Laika  43:10 - Make Mars Our Bin  49:01 - The Overview Effect  54:40 - Micropenis Learning Support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. Brought to you by Peter Christian- for free shipping on high quality British Tailoring this Christmas, go to www.peterchristian.co.uk and enter the code FVH at checkout  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Essex Black Tie 05:09 The Gregorysphere 11:24 Turpin’s On One 17:00 The Hunt for Dick Continues 21:19 Tracing a White Horse 26:37 Turpin Flees to Yorkshire 31:31 Orange Roles for Orange Actors 36:08 You Couldn’t Write It 42:01 Dick’s Execution 47:42 The Kryptonite of a Highwayman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Gautism and Blautism 04:05 Dick Turnip 09:12 Golden Age of the Highwayman 17:25 Pooey Cuffs 24:09 To Bribe a Horse Botherer 27:36 The Bad Samaritan 30:47 The Human Cry 33:34 Rizwan Turban 38:29 The Essex Gang 44:05 Joseph Lawrence Attack & Capture 49:39 You Can’t Park There Mate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
As the American War of Independence kicks off, Britain needs to find a new sewer - and in Hawaii, Captain Cook finally gets Cooked.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 He just loves maps  05:58 Himbo Island 10:54 Botany Bay Penal Colony  11:29 Banks and Prisons 18:47 Orgy on Arrival 25:04 Antarctic Exploration 31:23 Poisonous Pufferfish and Scurvy 36:01 One Last Job 42:09 Cook Gets Cooked  50:44 Leave It Alone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How did Captain Cook, the so-called founding father of White Australia and a boring map dweeb with an ugly wife, end up getting cancelled as the symbol of colonialism? Order your Fin Taylor Christmas Crackers at comedycrackers.co.uk The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Australia is Marbella  06:59 Not Spending Any More Time On It 13:52 Pastry Chasers  18:43 Cook King 22:46 The Seven Years' War 27:17 The Hydrographer 30:41 A Real Plant Botherer 37:36 Landfall in Tahiti  44:41 Wifebeating Ground Zero 47:50 Raisins, all of them Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Regime falls, and yet Pol takes his boys back to the Jungle and carries on as before. Is this the most unsatisfying end to a dictator in history?   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 No problem 04:58 Shutting Up Shop 09:32 Pot calling the kettle Chinese 13:13 The Banality of Anal 18:06 Pol’s Personal life 21:01 70s nostalgia 24:04 Failed embalming (Pol Pong) 30:34 Paul Potts 31:30 What has Charlie Learnt? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Now in power, the Khmer Rouge get to work eradicating everyone with glasses with a strike rate that is truly Aguero-esque    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Jungle Peter Pan 03:54 Year 0 09:57 Cambodia Becomes Hackney 13:46 Your Life is Your Spoon 18:47 Impure Intellectuals 21:34 Agüero of Genocides 23:57 Original Squid Game 31:00 French Cricket Originates Here 37:10 I Was Going Through a Rough Patch 44:16 Pol Pot Emerges Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Cambodia is served a ten course tasting menu of fire from above, before Pol Pot tells an entire city to f*ck off The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Communism is Boring 04:11 - Political Potty  08:05 - Pol Gets Cucked 13:44 - I’m a Communist Keep Me In Here19:11 - Rightwing Military Poo 25:00 - Napalm Set Menu31:20 - Leader of the FUNK 34:22 - Imagine There’s No Money 38:06 - Lon Nol has a stroke 42:07 - Everyone Out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How did a smiley boy who was good at volleying footballs become the monster behind the Cambodian Genocide?   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Sex Tour Duty 04:57 Ladyman 08:11 The French Get Involved 12:49 God King Monivong 16:50 Trans Swindon 21:09 Jungle Blair 27:41 The First Indochinese War 34:50 Cambodia Gains Independence 40:10 Milked in the Palace 44:27 Rice Farmer with a Scissor Kick 48:04 Pol’s Nailing It Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Caligula makes a miraculous recovery from his deathbed, only to re-emerge madder, bloodier, and Chinese-ier than ever. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Caligula Bounces Back 05:07 Boss Bemp and Bordon Ramsey 09:10 You’ve Pushed My Incest Button 14:58 Please Just Wipe Me 18:17 Male Bonnie Blue 23:53 Caligula’s Humiliations and Punishments 31:18 Deep Sea Pum 37:03 God of Boners and Pub Snacks 40:40 Toiletbaiting 46:19 Assassination Plot 49:53 Chinese Paedo Lasagne Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh Caligula is infamous as a byword for tyranny, but was it his fault or was someone just pushing the wrong buttons in his head?  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 A Potted History of Rome 06:44 German Thrasher 13:15 Bootykins on Tour 18:25 Germanicus poisoned 22:24 Paedo Island 29:36 OG Epstein Dies 33:15 Caligula’s Honeymoon Period 38:03 Height of Roman Blood Sports 42:38 Emperor in Drag 47:25 Brass Tax 51:31 Caligula’s Chinese Paedo Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
When do humans start farming and why does Graham Hancock think people 60,000 years ago could fly?    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Diary of a CEOoga Booga 08:40 - Early Mesolithic Era 15:23 - Göbeklitepe 21:09 - The long Road to Clarkson’s Farm 25:08 - Personal Fat Shamer 30:06 - The Fertile Crescent & Circumcision 34:33 - First Cities 39:07 - Start the Boats 42:52 - End of the Stone Age Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh How did Prehistoric Homo Sapiens win out over Neanderthals, and was it simply because the Neanderthals were autistic?    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.    For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  CHAPTERS: 00:00 Ugo history   07:18 - lots of homos   13:44 - homo errectus   19:11 - Homo Hobbit   22:27 - Neanderthals and amateur phrenology   27:41 - the prodigal producer returns   30:03 - dinner party convo   33:26 - f*cking or fighting   38:22 - Homo sapiens   45:45 - Early page 3   48:43 - The end of an era  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How does Matthew Perry end up restoring the emperor of Japan? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 Tokugawa He Emits Poo 07:11 Role of Daimyo  15:24 The Original Weeb 20:00 Closed Country Policy 28:48 Origin Story of Matthew Perry  34:24 kabuki minstrel show / sumo  36:27 Sippy Cup Privileges  39:10 She’s an Easy Peeler 44:31 Imperial Restoration Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh As war turns to peace, the Japanese find they have more time to shove anthropods up themselves  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Hideyoshi is baking 6:48 The OG Korean War 14:17 Not My Words   21:02 Edophilia  24:45 #comeonethal  29:03 Dual Nature of Japan  34:53 Cool Japania    41:03 Theatre is too horny   46:35 Golden age of Geisha  52:26 Stick a nappy on em 55:01 Turned on by Loyalty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 The Suicidal 60s 04:55 Militant Buddhism 09:52 Siege of Mount Hiei 12:58 Ieyasu's Plea 15:31 Nagashino Killzone 22:25 The Age of the Ninja 27:36 Nobunaga’s Great Unifiers 34:07 Bald Rat Coup 39:37 Prime Minister Yoshi 44:08 Hostage Exchange Alliance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Comments (6)

chris jack

I am become curry, destroyer of toilets! perfect

Aug 11th
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chris jack

robot sir kill-a-lot....... epic!

Jun 10th
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chris jack

port is left!

May 14th
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Amir Hakimi

amazing sense of humor.

May 6th
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DorothyGodwin

**Fin vs History (Short Summary):** "Fin vs History" could refer to a comparison or exploration of Finland's history or a specific event/subject related to the country. Finland has a rich history, including its fight for independence from Russia in 1917, its conflicts during World War II, and its development into a modern, progressive nation. A deeper dive into "Fin vs History" could cover themes like cultural evolution, geopolitical struggles, or Finland's role in global affairs through history. If you're referring to a specific context, event, or topic, let me know for further clarification! https://upssendungsverfolgung.de/

Apr 11th
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chris jack

"her front story is fucking horrific " my god!

Apr 4th
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