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Fin vs History
Fin vs History
Author: Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould
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For people who like history but don't care what actually happened.
Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.
Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.
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Amadeus Mozart: The child genius, responsible for the some of the greatest music humanity ever produced, as well as what can only be described as an ode to rimming. He was Austrian, after all.
The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.
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Chapters;
00:00 Fruity wigs
06:21 Ass and titties08:48 He/Hyms12:45 Tiger mum 16:52 Austria-Netherlands 20:02 Mozart on Tour 25:39 Castrati 30:49 Mozart goes freelance 34:41 Scatology 40:03 Symphony No. 4041:55 The Requiem 48:02 Freud again
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The Mafia (part 2) | W.O.P.
Having been smashed by Mussolini, the Mafia rebuild in Prohibiton America, but not before they’ve given the Statue of Liberty a good goosing
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The Mafia (Part 1) | Natural Born Killers Who Kiss Their Mum On The Mouth
What was it about 19th Century Sicily that allowed greasy mummies’ boys to form the most notorious organised crime syndicate in history?
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With dead dogs and Russian women floating through space, the American Nazis at Nasa start to pull ahead in the contest to land man on the moon- but not before the Zambian Space Programme enters the race.
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CHAPTERS:
CHAPTERS:
00:00 - One Small Dick For Him
05:08 - Astronauts are Boring
10:37 - Prostate’s Knackered
16:10 - First Woman in Space
20:15 - Spacewalking & Spacedogging
25:05 - Clangers Land Acknowledgement
29:40 - Dark Horse of the Space Race
34:03 - Apollo 7/8 and 9/11
37:11 - Posh Wanks in Space
40:17 - Man’s Greatest Achievement
44:51 - The Other Moon Landings
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As the 2nd World War drew to a close, the Nazis’ rocket programme would form the basis of Man’s quest to conquer space. But why is this always framed as a race between the USA and the USSR, when Hitler got there first?
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - The Sauna of Nazi Science
06:55 - Rocket Botherer
10:25 - Hitler on Drums
14:12 - Cool/Nasty
22:40 - Operations Paper Clip
28:14 - Soviet Strap on
32:09 - Sputnik 1
36:47 - RIP Laika
43:10 - Make Mars Our Bin
49:01 - The Overview Effect
54:40 - Micropenis Learning Support
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The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Essex Black Tie
05:09 The Gregorysphere
11:24 Turpin’s On One
17:00 The Hunt for Dick Continues
21:19 Tracing a White Horse
26:37 Turpin Flees to Yorkshire
31:31 Orange Roles for Orange Actors
36:08 You Couldn’t Write It
42:01 Dick’s Execution
47:42 The Kryptonite of a Highwayman
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Gautism and Blautism
04:05 Dick Turnip
09:12 Golden Age of the Highwayman
17:25 Pooey Cuffs
24:09 To Bribe a Horse Botherer
27:36 The Bad Samaritan
30:47 The Human Cry
33:34 Rizwan Turban
38:29 The Essex Gang
44:05 Joseph Lawrence Attack & Capture
49:39 You Can’t Park There Mate
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As the American War of Independence kicks off, Britain needs to find a new sewer - and in Hawaii, Captain Cook finally gets Cooked.
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 He just loves maps
05:58 Himbo Island
10:54 Botany Bay Penal Colony
11:29 Banks and Prisons
18:47 Orgy on Arrival
25:04 Antarctic Exploration
31:23 Poisonous Pufferfish and Scurvy
36:01 One Last Job
42:09 Cook Gets Cooked
50:44 Leave It Alone
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How did Captain Cook, the so-called founding father of White Australia and a boring map dweeb with an ugly wife, end up getting cancelled as the symbol of colonialism?
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Australia is Marbella
06:59 Not Spending Any More Time On It
13:52 Pastry Chasers
18:43 Cook King
22:46 The Seven Years' War
27:17 The Hydrographer
30:41 A Real Plant Botherer
37:36 Landfall in Tahiti
44:41 Wifebeating Ground Zero
47:50 Raisins, all of them
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The Regime falls, and yet Pol takes his boys back to the Jungle and carries on as before. Is this the most unsatisfying end to a dictator in history?
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 No problem
04:58 Shutting Up Shop
09:32 Pot calling the kettle Chinese
13:13 The Banality of Anal
18:06 Pol’s Personal life
21:01 70s nostalgia
24:04 Failed embalming (Pol Pong)
30:34 Paul Potts
31:30 What has Charlie Learnt?
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Now in power, the Khmer Rouge get to work eradicating everyone with glasses with a strike rate that is truly Aguero-esque
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Jungle Peter Pan
03:54 Year 0
09:57 Cambodia Becomes Hackney
13:46 Your Life is Your Spoon
18:47 Impure Intellectuals
21:34 Agüero of Genocides
23:57 Original Squid Game
31:00 French Cricket Originates Here
37:10 I Was Going Through a Rough Patch
44:16 Pol Pot Emerges
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Cambodia is served a ten course tasting menu of fire from above, before Pol Pot tells an entire city to f*ck off
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - Communism is Boring 04:11 - Political Potty 08:05 - Pol Gets Cucked 13:44 - I’m a Communist Keep Me In Here19:11 - Rightwing Military Poo 25:00 - Napalm Set Menu31:20 - Leader of the FUNK 34:22 - Imagine There’s No Money 38:06 - Lon Nol has a stroke 42:07 - Everyone Out
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How did a smiley boy who was good at volleying footballs become the monster behind the Cambodian Genocide?
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Chapters;
00:00 Sex Tour Duty
04:57 Ladyman
08:11 The French Get Involved
12:49 God King Monivong
16:50 Trans Swindon
21:09 Jungle Blair
27:41 The First Indochinese War
34:50 Cambodia Gains Independence
40:10 Milked in the Palace
44:27 Rice Farmer with a Scissor Kick
48:04 Pol’s Nailing It
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Caligula makes a miraculous recovery from his deathbed, only to re-emerge madder, bloodier, and Chinese-ier than ever.
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Caligula Bounces Back
05:07 Boss Bemp and Bordon Ramsey
09:10 You’ve Pushed My Incest Button
14:58 Please Just Wipe Me
18:17 Male Bonnie Blue
23:53 Caligula’s Humiliations and Punishments
31:18 Deep Sea Pum
37:03 God of Boners and Pub Snacks
40:40 Toiletbaiting
46:19 Assassination Plot
49:53 Chinese Paedo Lasagne
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Caligula is infamous as a byword for tyranny, but was it his fault or was someone just pushing the wrong buttons in his head?
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Chapters:
00:00 A Potted History of Rome
06:44 German Thrasher
13:15 Bootykins on Tour
18:25 Germanicus poisoned
22:24 Paedo Island
29:36 OG Epstein Dies
33:15 Caligula’s Honeymoon Period
38:03 Height of Roman Blood Sports
42:38 Emperor in Drag
47:25 Brass Tax
51:31 Caligula’s Chinese Paedo Button
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When do humans start farming and why does Graham Hancock think people 60,000 years ago could fly?
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 - Diary of a CEOoga Booga
08:40 - Early Mesolithic Era
15:23 - Göbeklitepe
21:09 - The long Road to Clarkson’s Farm
25:08 - Personal Fat Shamer
30:06 - The Fertile Crescent & Circumcision
34:33 - First Cities
39:07 - Start the Boats
42:52 - End of the Stone Age
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How did Prehistoric Homo Sapiens win out over Neanderthals, and was it simply because the Neanderthals were autistic?
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Ugo history
07:18 - lots of homos
13:44 - homo errectus
19:11 - Homo Hobbit
22:27 - Neanderthals and amateur phrenology
27:41 - the prodigal producer returns
30:03 - dinner party convo
33:26 - f*cking or fighting
38:22 - Homo sapiens
45:45 - Early page 3
48:43 - The end of an era
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How does Matthew Perry end up restoring the emperor of Japan?
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00:00 Tokugawa He Emits Poo
07:11 Role of Daimyo
15:24 The Original Weeb
20:00 Closed Country Policy
28:48 Origin Story of Matthew Perry
34:24 kabuki minstrel show / sumo
36:27 Sippy Cup Privileges
39:10 She’s an Easy Peeler
44:31 Imperial Restoration
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As war turns to peace, the Japanese find they have more time to shove anthropods up themselves
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Chapters;
00:00 Hideyoshi is baking
6:48 The OG Korean War
14:17 Not My Words
21:02 Edophilia
24:45 #comeonethal
29:03 Dual Nature of Japan
34:53 Cool Japania
41:03 Theatre is too horny
46:35 Golden age of Geisha
52:26 Stick a nappy on em
55:01 Turned on by Loyalty
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 The Suicidal 60s
04:55 Militant Buddhism
09:52 Siege of Mount Hiei
12:58 Ieyasu's Plea
15:31 Nagashino Killzone
22:25 The Age of the Ninja
27:36 Nobunaga’s Great Unifiers
34:07 Bald Rat Coup
39:37 Prime Minister Yoshi
44:08 Hostage Exchange Alliance
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robot sir kill-a-lot....... epic!
port is left!
amazing sense of humor.
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"her front story is fucking horrific " my god!