First Date with Lauren Compton

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com to “cozify” your space with Wayfair’s curated collection of easy, affordable fall updates. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date 🎙️ Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Kerryn Feehan for a first date full of laughs, honesty, and a little chaos. Kerryn opens up about the perks of being single, why she takes things slow, and her firm “no kids” stance (unless the perfect guy comes along). From young bucks chasing older women to the astrology girlies running the dating scene, nothing’s off the table. They also get into: Why every girl needs a “Six Hour Boyfriend” Why moderation matters in dating Dating young guys vs. dating gym rats Why bringing a date to your comedy show is a bad idea How Kerryn makes her exit when things go south A hilarious, no-filter dive into modern dating with one of comedy’s sharpest voices. 👉 Follow Kerryn Feehan: @‌kerrynfeehan | Twitter/X First Date Ep. 118 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:34 - Single and Free 00:03:03 - Dating All Over The Place 00:05:26 - Kerryn Takes Thing Slow 00:10:51 - No Kids Please 00:13:06 - Need A Cuddle Person 00:17:27 - Extremes Are A No 00:19:34 - Young Bucks Love An Old Broad 00:20:58 - Astrology Girlies 00:24:29 - Serious Relationships 00:31:00 - Talking To Exes 00:34:40 - Don't Come To My Show 00:35:52 - Gym Boys 00:36:58 - Deformed Hot Guys 00:39:42 - Love Language 00:41:17 - Bad Date Exits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Hungryroot.com/DATE and use code DATE. Lauren Compton goes on a first date with Les Mascot's own John Feitelberg 💥 John’s approach? Hang out… then hit them with, “Are we dating?” They cover: 🔥 Awkward chivalry rules 🔥 Table-ordering power plays 🔥 Dating horror stories you won’t believe John also spills on: 🎥 His love for movies 🎯 How working in comedy wasn't on his list 📰 His work at Barstool Sports ✨ Check out John Feitelberg’s new show Les Mascots! John stars as Henry, a Broadway actor sharing a tiny apartment with his eccentric roommate while performing as Elmo & Cookie Monster in Times Square. Think stand-up energy meets backstage chaos—packed with laughs, punchlines, and comedy chaos! 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nsdt4GhqiU First Date Ep. 117 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:11 - John's Pookie 00:05:56 - Who Is Feitelberg? 00:09:38 - Mr. Monogamous 00:17:40 - Falling In Love 00:22:21 - Chivalry? 00:27:38 - Only Child Problems 00:32:29 - Feitelberg's Redflags 00:44:31 - Love Is Exhausting 00:46:09 - Feit's Special Move Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 Instantly in Bonus Bets. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/firstdate or through my promo code FIRSTDATE - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date Podcast, Lauren Compton sits down with Timmy No Brakes for a wild ride of a date. From his poly life to dream interpreting, Timmy opens up in hilarious and sometimes unexpected ways. He even shares how he gets chicks, what gives him the “ick,” and why he thinks Lauren needs to do Kill Tony. The conversation gets raw when Lauren reveals her old OnlyFans account, Timmy shares his thoughts (and strategies) on condoms, and things take a turn when he unexpectedly breaks down in tears. It’s raw, it’s hilarious, it’s Timmy No Brakes. Follow Timmy on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/timmynobrakes/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@timmynobrakes, and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@UCmTL0Xu28m6xk35qATkNIYQ 👉 Subscribe now for more outrageous first dates every week! First Date Ep. 116 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit https://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit https://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos Ends 9/29/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:25 - Poly Timmy 00:07:54 - Dream Interpreter 00:11:02 - Timmy's Acting 00:16:19 - Women Want Him 00:20:41 - Lauren's OnlyFans 00:29:04 - Timmy's Ick 00:32:38 - Someone's Cumming 00:37:15 - The Break Up 00:39:58 - Big Romantic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - “Cozify” your space with Wayfair’s curated collection of easy, affordable fall updates https://Wayfair.com On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Ric Diez for a brutally honest conversation that goes way off the rails. Ric explains why people hide the “bad parts” of themselves early in a relationship, how he flirts by just being honest, and then drops a bomb: he keeps finding himself with married women—and kinda likes it that way. From there, the two dive into open relationships, toxic attraction, rejection, and the messy truths that come with dating today. It’s fun, flirty, and unfiltered—the perfect mix for a first date. 👉 Follow Ric here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sadmanric/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/sadmanric First Date Ep. 115 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:55 - Lauren and Ric's Past 00:02:20 - Appetizer Questions 00:05:49 - Hiding The Bad 00:08:11 - Big Mouth Guy 00:11:06 - Ric's Honest Moves 00:14:07 - Lauren's Go-to Pickup Line 00:17:24 - Bad Date 00:21:19 - Starting Stand-Up 00:22:34 - Married-Women Hunter 00:27:13 - Open Relationships 00:33:07 - Lauren Dealing With Love 00:36:22 - Polite Rejection 00:39:56 - Do What She Says 00:42:16 - What Is Romance? 00:45:39 - Toxic Attraction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Become a paid channel member of YMH to get First Date episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Head to https://acorns.com/DATE or download the Acorns app to get started. He’s a father, a comedian, an author, and maybe the most wholesome Australian alive. Lauren Compton goes on a First Date with James Donald Forbes McCann — and things get real, fast. From hilarious stories to surprisingly deep moments, this “date” has it all: - James on being a father of three 👩‍👧‍👦 - The story of how he met his lady 💗 - His idea of the perfect McCann date - The fears he’s willing to admit on a first date 😅 - Lauren’s secret poetry era ✍️ - The debate around red flags (and Big Red’s take) 🚩 - Why codependency might actually be… good? - And, of course, a drink to close it all out 🍷 👉 Follow James on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jdfmccann/ 📚 Read James’ books: https://jdfmccann.com/books 🎤 See James live: https://jdfmccann.com/gigs 📺 Watch more of James: https://www.youtube.com/@UCX8puwySi2vmz0YxCqoYMCg First Date Ep. 114 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:40 - Father Of Three 00:10:48 - More About James 00:16:08 - The Perfect McCann Date 00:20:11 - The Fear's Of Mr. McCann 00:23:37 - Lauren's Poetry Era 00:27:02 - Close Friends 00:29:43 - The Big Question 00:34:31 - Family Trips 00:35:28 - Important Dating Necessities 00:38:03 - Big Red's Red Flags 00:45:31 - Having A Drink 00:47:07 - Codependency Is Good 00:49:06 - Quality Time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Head to https://rugiet.com/DATE and use code DATE to get 15% off today. - Go to https://Hungryroot.com/DATE and use code DATE. Jason Ellis is back for his second date with Lauren Compton — and he’s a different beast this time: - Kicked dark, destructive habits to the curb - Found a chill, solid girlfriend who keeps him grounded - Living his truth like never before - Shares a wild story from when he was a teenager at a mental health camp — forbidden hookups, jealous husbands, and total chaos This episode’s packed with brutal honesty, wild stories, and real talk. Follow Jason: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wolfmate/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheJasonEllisShow First Date Ep. 113 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:10 - Big Baby 00:02:32 - New Girlfriend 00:04:21 - Chill Girlfriend 00:05:33 - Whitney Cumming's Horse 00:12:17 - No More Creepy Stuff 00:20:45 - Mr. Romance 00:24:11 - Do Not Give Up 00:30:00 - No Kiss And Tell 00:32:19 - Bad Exposure 00:33:33 - Health Camp Gone Wrong 00:38:48 - Being Authenically Me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/FIRSTDATE and start saving today. Sale ends 8/31. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Lauren sits down with stand‑up comedian and Jackass Forever star Rachel Wolfson for a chaotic, hilarious convo about dating, stand‑up, Raya fails, and everything in between. They break down: 🎤 Meeting through comedy 🚩 Biggest turn‑offs 😬 Ugly dudes with confidence 👀 The Megan Fox twin from Love Is Blind 💔 Staying friends with your ex Follow Rachel on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rachelwolfson/ Subscribe and get uncomfortably hilarious with us. First Date Ep. 112 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:59 - Meeting Through Comedy 00:08:29 - Biggest Turn off 00:14:59 - You Can't Be Ugly Anymore 00:18:21 - Raya Beef 00:21:02 - What's Your Type 00:26:13 - Guys Get Jealous 00:27:39 - Reality TV 00:28:51 - Megan Fox Lookalike 00:31:34 - Mat Dropping The Ball 00:33:49 - I'm The Reason 00:36:24 - How To Stay Friends With Exes 00:42:25 - Sweetest Thing Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out Joe DeRosa's new standup special "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden" https://youtu.be/qXQR_eqfFUg?si=ZskAdqEiJE724HEz Become a paid channel member of YMH to get First Date episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join 🎙️ First Date | Host: Lauren Compton | Guest: Joe DeRosa Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Joe DeRosa for a raw and hilarious conversation about love, heartbreak, and everything in between. Fresh off a breakup with the girl he says he loved for the first time, Joe gets real about what it means to open your heart — and what happens when it breaks. Joe shares honest stories about insecurities, breakups, and learning to see love in a new light. 🔥 Highlights include: - Honest, no-holds-barred talks about heartbreak and insecurities - What it’s really like to love — and lose — for the first time - Why Joe might just be Lauren’s perfect match This episode is equal parts funny, heartfelt, and brutally honest — perfect for anyone who’s ever loved and lost. 📺 Like, comment, and subscribe for more no-BS conversations. 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts.Follow Lauren: Twitter: @LaurenCompton https://x.com/imlaurencompton Instagram: @LaurenCompton https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurencompton/? Tiktok: @iamLaurenCompton https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton Follow Joe DeRosa: Twitter: @derosajoe https://x.com/joederosacomedy Instagram: @derosajoe https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy YouTube: Joe DeRosa https://www.youtube.com/@joederosacomedy Website & Tour Dates: https://joederosa.com First Date Ep. 111 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:47 - 2nd Date w/ Joe DeRosa 00:02:59 - Not Nut Free 00:05:06 - Joe's Milk Allergy 00:11:17 - Going Through Break Ups 00:15:12 - Love For The First Time 00:18:36 - Perspectives Have Changed 00:32:39 - Joe's Adopted 00:35:53 - I'm Insecure 00:41:56 - Control Issues 00:46:55 - The New Joe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Lauren Compton catches up with the always-chaotic Ian Fidance 💥 In this episode, they get into: 🧷 Ian’s new tattoos and new flings 🎭 His upcoming show where he tours the country doing strangers’ odd jobs 🚩 Red flags he’s spotted while on the road 🍕 A wild not-sober story that ends in pizza 🔪 A conversation about hot murderers 💍 Will Ian ever settle down? Lauren bets $5,000 he won’t 🕊️ Their live reaction to hearing Ozzy Osbourne died Hilarious, unhinged, and somehow a little heartfelt. 👉 Follow Ian on Instagram: @ianimal69 🎤 See his tour dates + more: https://www.ianfidance.com/ 🎧 Check out his podcast: Bein’ Ian with Jordan https://www.youtube.com/@UCVCiKCwhFCZEnx2lk-FS7lA First Date Ep. 110 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:44 - Kiss My Ass 00:06:48 - Any New Flings? 00:13:29 - Ian Doing Odd Jobs 00:20:52 - Meeting People On Tour 00:25:56 - Ian's Redflags 00:28:08 - Lauren Gets Mushrooms In NY 00:29:54 - Naughty Antics 00:33:09 - Sober Downsides 00:41:33 - Hot Murderer 00:46:33 - The Right Person Matters 00:51:51 - The Big Bet 00:53:15 - Ian Find Out About Ozzy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lauren sits down with Maddy Smith for a first date full of hot takes and hilarious overshares. They cover: – Keeping her love life off social media – Gay rumors?? – Making money vs making babies – Blacking out used to be date night – Tall vs short angry dudes – Her red flags (there’s a few) – Her feral little morning rituals Check her out here: 📸 @somaddysmith: https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/ 🎟 Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/maddysmith 🎧 Mad House Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNOxEr10Vnw First Date Ep. 109 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:46 - She Has A Private Lover 00:03:12 - Is She Gay? 00:08:50 - Money Over Kids 00:11:39 - Ideal Date Night 00:16:20 - Lets Get Drunk 00:21:53 - Red Flag Alert 00:28:29 - Maddy's Morning Routine 00:34:46 - Turn Offs 00:41:58 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/FIRSTDATE, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. On this week's episode, Lauren takes Tommy Pope on a first date. Tommy is newly engaged. Everyone say congratulations. He tells the hilarious story of how they met and their proposal story. In between Tommy's nonstop zingers, they talk about vices, past relationships, and pigeon toes. One thing Lauren and Tommy can agree on is the fastest way to someone's heart is through their stomach. They wrap the episode with Tommy roasting Lauren. Watch it, it's great. First Date Ep. 108 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Proposal Story 00:04:01 - Serendipitous Meeting 00:13:38 - Appetizer Questions 00:24:00 - Dealbreakers 00:29:38 - Open Relationships 00:37:56 - Love Language of Food 00:45:46 - Family & Sexy Things 00:51:45 - The Sweetest Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Head to https://rugiet.com/DATE and use code DATE to get 15% off today. - For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to https://Hungryroot.com/DATE and use code DATE. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with Farrah Abraham—and let’s just say, she’s in her single and unbothered era. Here’s what goes down: - 💸 No more sugar mama life—Farrah’s done footing the bill. - 💍If she was looking, she wants someone spiritual, devoted… and rich. - 🚫 Boundaries? Non-negotiable. Respect them or get lost. - 🧠 She’s deep into ketamine therapy (and swears by Dramamine for the side effects). - 🔥 This is a new Farrah—no regrets, no filters, and no looking back. - 🌈 Big things ahead… if you can’t handle the energy, step aside. You’ve never seen a first date like this. First Date Ep. 107 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:54 - Single And Free 00:04:31 - No More Sugar 00:08:30 - No One Can Keep Up 00:13:57 - NDA To Date 00:21:54 - Respect The Boundaries 00:25:42 - Ketamine and Dramamine 00:29:06 - Getting Her Degree 00:32:35 - Dating Ex's 00:36:44 - The New Farrah The New Farrah 00:39:46 - No Regrets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of First Date, Lauren sits down with comedian Yannis Pappas to talk about: - Why jerking off might be the key to a successful marriage 💍 - How much is too much before it gets a little gay? - Yannis' wild Miami days as a single hunk 🌴 - His deep love for long-term relationships - Lauren’s one-month strategy to get over a breakup 🧠 - Would Lauren let her husband have an AI sex robot? 🤖💋 - The future of dating, pleasure, and simulated women 👀 Don’t miss this hilarious, honest, and unfiltered convo. 📱 Follow Yannis on IG: @‌yannispappas 🎤 Watch his special Property Owner: Watch Here 🦴 Check out History Hyenas: http://youtube.com/@HistoryHyenas 👉 Subscribe now so you never miss a First Date. First Date Ep. 106 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:30 - Yannis Pappas 00:03:46 - Masturbating Is Getting Gay 00:07:20 - Austin Has Colon Cancer 00:11:18 - Pappa's Mamma 00:14:46 - The Hippo 00:18:52 - Father's Don't Exist 00:21:34 - The Fun Word 00:26:07 - Yannis's Key To Love 00:29:19 - Bang 00:31:33 - Long term guy 00:34:37 - How To Lose A Guy In 1 Month 00:37:50 - Hot Ai Girls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Quince.com/date for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. -Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this wild episode of First Date, Lauren sits down with comedy icon *Pauly Shore* for a convo that goes totally off the rails: * 🎬 Manifesting a fake movie (spoiler: “it’s all in your head, dude”) * ✈️ Life between LA, Austin, and Vegas * 🍆 The struggle of sperm production & boners after 50 * 🐕 His dog Buster... who might actually be a hyena or a wolf * 💀 Why people randomly dying freaks him out * 😂 What Pauly wants in a woman: laughs at his jokes & stays quiet * 🍼 Pauly learns about Lauren’s boobs, breastfeeding, and yes... *milk-squirting* It’s unfiltered, unexpected, and fully Pauly. Watch now and subscribe for more dates that get way too real. First Date Ep. 105 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:32 - Pauly Shore Dude 00:02:29 - Manifesting A Movie 00:06:01 - It's Just A Bit 00:10:30 - Pauly's Travels 00:15:31 - Pauly Wants Children 00:18:18 - Semen Production 00:20:10 - He's Not A Dog 00:22:04 - Where Is The Ring? 00:26:22 - Mushrooms 00:31:04 - People Die 00:32:55 - Laugh At Me 00:35:32 - Manners Matter 00:39:12 - Bath Houses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

*Jessica Kirson joins Lauren Compton on the First Date Podcast* Honest, funny, and surprisingly relatable—this episode hits all the feels. They dive into: • Going through a divorce (that should’ve happened forever ago) • Getting back into the dating scene • Why traveling with your partner can make or break the relationship • Friends who constantly complain about their boyfriends… like, do you even like him? 😅 • Jessica’s first girlfriend and coming out 🌈 • How lucky she was to have supportive parents • Bonding over food—because who doesn’t love food? 🍕 • Saying “I love you” for the first time (cue the anxiety) • Finding out they’re both into astrology and numerology 🔮 (Jessica’s a Scorpio, btw…) • Their favorite hate comments—and how they laugh it off Don’t sleep on this one. Follow Jessica Kirson: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessykirson/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jessicakirson Tour Dates: http://jessicakirson.com First Date Ep. 104 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:33 - Almost Divorced 00:03:18 - First Date Back 00:07:33 - Traveling Makes Or Breaks 00:11:20 - Do You Even Like Him? 00:14:43 - The First Girlfriend 00:18:20 - We Love Food 00:22:43 - Astrology Girlies 00:28:20 - The L-Word 00:32:31 - Scorpios 00:34:53 - Hate Comments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.- For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code DATE. This episode goes off the rails FAST. Harland Williams is back for round two, and within minutes we’re talking soulmates, exes, cheating scandals, and straight-up insanity. 💥 They get into: * Harland’s mysterious new girlfriend 👀 * The unhinged things he yells while driving 🚗🗯️ * Why being friends with your ex is a high-stakes gamble * What it actually feels like to fall out of love 💔 * Soulmates: do we all get one, or are most of us just winging it? 🫠 * Lauren’s wild story about getting cheated on by a guy who couldn’t even speak English 😳 * And Harland’s chaotic energy has Lauren absolutely flustered the whole time 😂 It’s weird, it’s honest, and it’s fun as hell. Tap in. 👇 FOLLOW HARLAND: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/harlandwilliams/?hl=en 📺 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/harlandhighwaypodcast First Date Ep. 103 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Smack 00:02:17 - What Makes Harland Laugh? 00:04:15 - Harland's Honey 00:14:17 - Getting Facials 00:16:00 - Main Course Questions 00:17:05 - Big Yeller 00:18:49 - Friends With Exes 00:25:53 - Narcissists 00:29:36 - Falling Out Of Love 00:31:29 - Soul Mate(s) 00:34:41 - Communication Is Key 00:41:37 - Harland's Red Flag 00:45:07 - Imaginary Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: - Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. This week on First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with the legendary Maria Bamford—and things get delightfully weird. Here’s what’s on the menu: * How she met her husband online (and basically hacked the dating system) * First heartbreaks—and why they hit like a freight train 💔 * When green flags turn red (and vice versa??) * Making besties on set... then ghosting each other forever 🎬 * Her secret talent? Neck rubs. Just ask her husband. * Real talk on eating disorders and mental health 🧠 It’s awkward, insightful, hilarious, and totally Bamford. Buckle up. This date gets deep. 🎟️ Catch Maria live: Tour Dates https://mariabamford.com/tourdates 🌐 More Maria: https://mariabamford.com 📲 Follow her on Instagram: @mariabamfordcomedy https://www.instagram.com/mariabamfordcomedy/ First Date Ep. 102 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:24 - Meeting Hubby 00:04:12 - Kitten Heals 00:06:03 - Foreign Love 00:10:26 - First Heartbreak 00:12:58 - Green Means Red 00:17:04 - Eating Disorder 00:19:44 - Set Friends 00:24:19 - Hidden Talents 00:27:16 - Split the Bill 00:30:32 - Tasting Menu 00:33:54 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date This one’s got laughs, love, and a whole lot of ranch. We’re joined by the legendary Chelcie Lynn (@chelcielynn_), and she doesn’t hold back. In this episode: 🗨️ How a Facebook DM turned into 20 years of real-deal love 🍗 From comedy videos to mukbang mayhem — how it all started 👻 The rules of getting ghosted (and how to bounce back) 🎯 Her type of guy — and it’s not what you'd expect 🥣 A passionate defense of ranch dressing (with recs) 💍 One of the most unexpectedly sweet proposal stories we’ve heard It’s hilarious, down to earth, and seriously worth a listen. 🎟️ See Chelcie live: https://eatmytrash.com/pages/tour-schedule 📲 Follow her: @trailertrashtammyy https://www.instagram.com/trailertrashtammyy/ @chelcielynn_ https://www.instagram.com/chelcielynn_/ First Date Ep. 101 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:35 - Facebook Lovin' 00:04:55 - The Break 00:06:29 - Fur Babies 00:12:30 - Muk-Bangin' 00:16:49 - The Type 00:20:17 - Ranch Is For The People 00:27:16 - Fart Right Now 00:29:17 - I'm Busy 00:31:54 - Block The Number 00:34:56 - Guy Friends Look Attractive 00:35:38 - The Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com 🎙 First Date with Michael Yo This week, Lauren welcomes comedian and host Michael Yo for a brutally funny and unexpectedly deep convo. They get into: • Why women are so bad at taking compliments • Things white people do that blow Michael’s mind • Lauren’s dating app disasters (and being forced to journal about them) • Dating a possibly gay athlete • Why body count convos are always a bad idea • When the homeless guy turns out to be someone you grew up with • Michael’s trick to a happy wife and thriving family life • And yes… a mid-show review of Lauren’s “just average” boobs 👉 Follow Michael on Instagram: @MichaelYo 🎫 See him live: michaelyo.com/tour 🎧 Listen to his shows: • Comics on Canes: https://www.youtube.com/@ComicsonCanes?app=desktop • The Yo Show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yo-show-w-michael-yo/id1475116900 First Date Ep. 100 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 - The Problem With Women 00:04:20 - White People Antics 00:07:36 - Lauren On The Apps 00:13:37 - Body Counts 00:21:01 - Homeless Friends 00:24:19 - Main Course Questions 00:29:52 - Family Man 00:34:47 - Bipolar Nightmare 00:37:23 - F-Boy For Life 00:40:46 - Boobs Are Out 00:47:10 - Average Boobs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with comedian, producer, and actual clown 🤡 Zach Zucker — and things get weird in the best way. Here's what they dive into: 🔹 Life in a traveling circus 🎪 🔹 Clown school in France (yes, that’s real) 🔹 Working with Sacha Baron Cohen 🎬 🔹 Love bombing 💣 (and how it can go horribly wrong) 🔹 Breakups & hard truths 💔 (ouch) 🔹 Why guys hang out like cavemen and girls plan a whole event 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♀️ 🔹 The perfect first date move 🍣 (spoiler: it’s always sushi) Plus, Zach spills all about his unhinged, must-see live show Stamp Town 🎭 📲 Follow Zach on IG https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker 🎫 Grab tickets to Stamp Town at https://stamptowncomedy.com First Date Ep. 99 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - We Are Out There 00:03:28 - The Traveling Orgy 00:10:23 - The Hard Truth 00:16:30 - Dropping Love Bombs 00:17:24 - Main Course Questions 00:20:23 - The Boy Hang 00:24:04 - What's The Move? 00:29:43 - This Song Sucks 00:35:04 - Clown School 00:40:31 - Dessert Question 00:43:05 - I Don't Like My Birthday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices