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Traditional (online) dating doesn’t work for everyone. First Dates podcast follows the dating lives of two of these failures - Rory Goodman-Farley (@RoryNotRoy) & Zoë Klar (@madamezooble) - in their quest for meeting that tolerable someone.
40 Episodes
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Rory and Mary get naughty at the Space Needle restaurant and then sleep butt-to-butt. 
Zoë and Michael bond over their love of stupid people online and she learns a few things about trolling.
Rory talks to Alison about Tinder over a bowl of popcorn.
Zoë is pursued by Jay like no other First Dater before him. 
Rory and Emily go to the mall then eat a bunch of Cajun food.
Zoë and Yassir plug bittorent and he rants about magicians.
Rory and Katie get raw by talking about fuckbois and Wu-Tang.
Episode 34 - @vladchoc

Episode 34 - @vladchoc

2014-03-2538:29

Zoë and Jon go on a date to an aquarium and talk about yo momma's blowhole.
Episode 33 - @kdn13

Episode 33 - @kdn13

2014-03-1137:54

Rory and kdn bond over sweating a lot and extreme depression when their sports teams lose. 
Zoë's allergies get seduced out of her by Kevin's compliments. 
Episode 31 - @BabsGray

Episode 31 - @BabsGray

2014-03-0437:16

Rory and Babs discuss nutrageous dicks and reminisce about their "shexual" time in Portland. 
Episode 30 - @grantpa

Episode 30 - @grantpa

2014-03-0337:30

Zoë tries to win over Grant by becoming his kitten.
Rory may be a little too forward for Hallie but he wins back some points by comparing her to a 1950's Sears model.
Episode 28 - @TheKrax

Episode 28 - @TheKrax

2014-02-2438:57

Zoë and David discuss his first dump ever and their hyper-scandalous grandparents.
Rory aims to become Eliza's sidepiece and they perfect their karaoke duet.
Zoë is wooed by Ted's trail of paper flowers and he goes to extreme leopard-like lengths to hide their affair.
Rory and Lexie name their first child "17."
Zoë and Krista discuss feng shui and their neighboring pudding vats waiting for them in heaven.
Rory and Rachel mourn the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman and then test the pussy eating waters.
Zoë and Conor analyze Cosmopolitan's ways to spice up a relationship and name their future child Streeter.
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