First Things First TV

I like to check in with the news about once a week. So I thought you might like to join me in this daring and bold venture. Come on. It'll be fun. I'll protect you from the dangers of the news jungle, just like your mother would. Trust me, I'm on the internet.

247 First Things First TV - "Silent Hill"

Heather discusses drunk dialing Anita Hill, why if you're anti-sex why you shouldn't sell sex toys and the lives of the rich and tasteless.

10-21
06:36

246 First Things First TV - "Tasteless Noise"

Heather discusses the Insane Clown Group, white noise and food and speeding in your old age.

10-15
04:36

245 First Things First TV - "No ifs, ands, or butts"

Heather discusses your butt, your middle finger as art and Wii little injuries.

10-06
04:52

244 First Things First TV - "Mouse Trap"

Heather discusses mouse bread, neanderthals and wizard hats. Just another Tuesday.

09-29
04:42

243 First Things First TV - "Poop Art"

Heather discusses zombies, spelling mistakes, Lennon's toilet and robotripping. Sounds bad but it's so good.

09-09
06:03

242 First Things First TV - "Sewer or Later"

What do Tiger Woods, traffic jams and sewers have in common? Watch and find out!

08-24
05:38

241 First Things First TV - "Mea Culpa"

Heather discusses the dangers of eating peas, horror film sets and the state of America's schools.

08-15
04:41

240 First Things First TV - "The Priest and the Beast"

Heather discusses giving dogs communion, loving your baby and conning people.

08-01
07:50

239 First Things First TV - "Distiller Alive"

Heather discusses dynamite, gay Mexican vacations and moonshine. Oh yeah.

07-19
07:53

237 First Things First TV - "Flight of the Maggots"

Heather discusses maggots, overpaid politicians and leprechauns. ;

07-01
07:37

237 First Things First TV - "My Left Bigfoot"

Psychic Octopuses! Bigfoot! Drug Lords! It's all here!

06-28
10:36

226 First Things First TV - "Winning Streak"

Heather discusses the benefits of being naked, drunk, grumpy, dirty and celibate.

06-18
08:48

235 First Things First TV - "Boy Soy"

Heather discusses testes, soy for boys and cockroaches. ; Tasty!

06-07
09:06

234 First Things First TV - "Wallace and Vomit"

Heather discusses vomit assaults, suicide prevention and the hazards of sunbathing.

05-29
09:39

232 First Things First TV - "Peen of the Crime"

Heather discusses the 70-year-diet, tiger penis and collecting worker's comp whilst stripping.

05-15
08:29

231 First Things First TV - "Cop a Smoke"

Heather discusses smoking pot while on duty...as a cop, giant evil rabbits and how people really are starving in China.

05-01
06:27

230 First Things First TV - "Boooooobquake!

Heather discusses winning the lottery, boobs causing earthquakes, chupacabras and ye olde firing squad.

04-25
07:07

229 First Things First TV- "Not So Secret Garden"

Heather discusses Steven Seagal and nudity.

04-16
06:24

228 First Things FIrst TV -"Dead Man Boarding"

Heather discusses the dos and dont's of airline traveling and not killing your wife.

04-09
07:16

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