Fish & A Rice Cake

<p>Our explicit opinions, rants, mistakes and lessons from our lives in fitness!<br /><br />Join Jake & Jake on the couch, <br /><br />Every week we sit down to spill the beans on all the little dark and dirty secrets of the fitness industry.<br /><br />There's some good, some bad and definitely some ugly! <br /><br />We're going to give you everything we know to help you cut through the fitness 'guff' that plagues our screens and minds.<br /><br />We're keeping it simple, straightforward and if you've got a sh*t sense of humour like us, just a bit entertaining.<br /><br />(But not too entertaining, we can't have Jake thinking he could make it in stand up again!)<br /><br />So whap the kettle on, put your feet up and prepare yourself,<br /><br />For the (actually educated) fitness rants of two normal blokes/coaches at the top of their game!</p>

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