This week Bjorn and David review reviews of the wildest season of the Bachelor, while also discussing sports jerseys, Game of Thrones, crossovers, scandals, and Colton Underwood. Stay tuned for the big reveal at the end!
Pod Five Star when we gotta jibboo, Five Star gotta jibboo!! This week Bjorn and David review reviews of what happens when a free-flowing jam band goes mainstream (at least according to their “phans”) while also discussing tripping on magic mushrooms, Disney World, cluster flies, and cool merch.
This week David is joined by special guest Marietje Hauprich as they review reviews of one of their favorite shows while making their best attempts at impressions of the Curb cast!
Everybody get up, it’s time to pod now, we’ve got a review going down, welcome to the Five Star! Now you’re here, lend an ear to the Five Star! All right! This week Bjorn and David review reviews of yet another movie that’s been remade while also laying up conversations about grail shoes, British sports, and good vs. great entertainment. Special guests include the Looney Tunes and Hannibal Lecter.
Hello Clarice, this week Bjorn and David review reviews of a prequel to the film that actually contains the “Hello Clarice” line, while also veering off to discuss Michael Petersen, IKEA furniture, self-help books, and the difference between horror and thrillers.
This week Bjorn and David review reviews of a classic Disney film that as far as we know has not been remade yet and has no need to be, while also veering off to discuss Disney remakes, CGI, and skateboarding.
Light up the trick candles and pop the champagne! Bjorn and David celebrate the podcast’s one year anniversary by reviewing reviews of a fun flick with an interesting variation on the Groundhog Day formula, while also veering off to discuss MoviePass, Ohio, and David’s iPhone battery. Light up the trick candles and pop the champagne!
Comedian and Cat Mom Marietje Hauprich is back in the studio subbing in for David to talk about cats, Catnip, and read some reviews of her cats favorite toy the the Yeowww! Catnip Toy, Yellow Banana!
In this episode Bjorn is joined by special guest, friend and comedian Marietje Hauprich! Together they get a chance to nerd out about video games in quarantine and share thoughts on the perfect game for playing while stuck at home (unless you like to share), Animal Crossing New Horizons. Grab your Switch and your copy of the game and laugh along with these two in this island hopping adventure of Five Star Review!
Buckle up folks! Bjorn and David are reviewing reviews of the newest Griswold Family Vacation while also discussing Christina Applegate, driverless cars, and being joke forward. Special guests include Mickey Mouse and a toddler.
This episode may be perhaps the most controversial Five Star Review yet, as Bjorn and David break down the illustrious Apple Watch while also discussing time management and trying to figure out what an ECG is. Special guests include Dr. Claw, Miss Piggy, and a Canadian.
Splish Splash, Daryl Hannah in a bath! This week Bjorn and David dive into reviews of a potentially problematic 1984 blockbuster that may or may not live up to its PG rating, while also discussing Tom Hanks, Ron Howard, and Son of Beast. Special guests include Iago, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Robin Williams.
Scooby Dooby Doo, what happened to you!?? Like, this week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a polarizing new spin on an old classic, while also deviating to talk about the dentist, grandkids, and Stephen Merchant. Special guests include Spongebob, Plankton, and Scoob himself!
This week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a “so bad it’s good” classic that’s snaking into their hearts, while also deviating to talk about kidnapping, CGI, and gummy worms on pizza. This episode will leave you breathless!!
This week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a helluva picture featuring two of their favorite actors: Keanu Reeves and Al Pacino, while also deviating to talk about kids meals, DVD trailers, and Scooby Doo. Special guests include Al Pacino, Owen Wilson, and Hagrid.
This week Bjorn and David hit the links and review reviews of a set used golf balls that’s got some reviewers raving and others pouting in the sand trap. Are they dredged from a lake or sent through a food processor? Hear from special guests including Hank Hill and a hippopotamus while also hearing about topics including skunked beer and Amazon Trail.
Howdy y’all this here episode Bjorn and David prattle about The Daddle, a saddle for dads and not cattle, kids, or coworkers. Is it something fresh and new, or just an overpriced rag with foot loops on it? We’ll let the reviewers decide, along with special guests including Dolly Parton and up and coming country music sensation Kirby Calhoun. Yee haw or whatever Follow us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/fivestarreviewpod/
This week David Kildal and Bjorn RG are back to review reviews of a vibrating food pad that’s pulsating its way into the hearts of millions, all while joined by special guests including Nic Cage, John Mulaney, and the Crash Test Dummies. Your feet will beg you to give this ep a listen. Follow us on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/fivestarreviewpod/ Email Reviews or suggestions to 5starreviewpod@gmail.com
It’s a Five Star Revue!! In this very special episode Bjorn RG, David Kildal, and Nick Scalzone review reviews in song with guest appearances from Bob Dylan and Blink 182 as well as a hot new beat from DJ Nick Nasty as they take a stab at the Michael Kors Mini Slim Runway Stainless Steel Watch!
This week Bjorn and David review reviews of the classic product read about by podcasters everywhere: the Manscaped Lawnmower 3.0. This time, we’ll hear from a cast of characters including DJ Khaled, Bert Kreischer, Bill Burr, Forrest Gump, and the Hormone Monster from Big Mouth. Manscaped hasn’t sponsored us yet, and they might not sponsor us after listening to this episode...