Five minutes of funny

Five minute insights into the ADD driven brain of a sixth grade teacher.

What's Going On Guys?

New school year, new kids, new words of wisdom.

09-17
05:05

Season 2 Episode 2: Shoes Wisely

Slip them on, lace them up, tie the two bunny ears into a loop and pull--let's kick off the 2022 school year with some Shoe You Can Use. 

08-01
05:06

Season 2, Episode 1: Cake in your hair like you just don't care

Welcome back! Thanks for returning for season 2. Feel free to drop me a line or let me know how your summer went.

07-21
03:57

Season 1 Finale: The Roller Coaster

Thank you to all the listeners and learners. Have a great summer!!

05-26
05:28

Episode 27: Find Your Thing

Find: Keep looking until you get "it". Your: Their "it" might not be your "it". Thing: What is "it"?

05-06
03:30

Episode 26: Welcome to the crazy train

Welcome to the greatest job you'll ever have--teaching in Santa Rosa County. If you forget everything else, remember to laugh at yourself. Your students are laughing at you and it is good to share an experience with them. 

04-28
03:08

Episode 25: Everyone Has A Plan

I'd rather give myself a root canal than make a seating chart. 

04-19
06:13

Episode 24: Press Zero for Moron

A call center shouldn't argue with me about how to spell my name, call me back and then make me wait for them to come to the phone, or transfer me to a farm in Bangladesh. 

04-05
05:12

Episode 23: Unbearable

I can barely tell you enough about bears. 

03-29
05:40

Episode 23: Burrito Bombs

Ever been so mad you threw a Burrito Supreme? Me either. 

03-21
04:56

Episode 22: I want to know, have you ever smelled the rain?

If you think I'm spending $98 for a bottle of fake rain water or a jar of pretend laundry soap, you've eaten one too many Tide pods.

03-14
06:23

Episode 21: Bougie Bread

Basic bread for a basic Brian. 

03-11
04:38

Episode 20: Bean Juice

Milk comes from cows. Coffee comes from beans. End of story.

03-06
05:27

Episode 19: Garbeje—Garbage

If you are an adult making an idiot out of yourself at a kid’s sporting event, you are garbage. If you are an adult ruining a spelling bee, you are g-a-r-b-e-j-e, garbage.

03-02
05:34

Episode 18: "My bad"

To the Shamrock and the Cuss, I'm sorry for misbehaving in your classes in high school. My bad. 

02-26
11:07

Episode 17: Child, please

The 90’s: the last cool decade.

02-24
04:19

Episode 16: Gil Delicious

(H)awesome guy, that Gil Delicious…

02-21
05:24

Episode 15: I can’t dance

“Play that funky music, my boy. Lay down and boogie and play that funky music ‘til you die.”—. Thomas Jefferson, 1784

02-20
04:47

Episode 14: Chalk Lickers

Every youth baseball team has a chalk licker or two. If you can’t pick them out, you might be one.

02-18
04:42

Episode 13: Happy Day

“La la la la la la, Oh Happy Day…Oh Happy Day…”

02-17
03:43

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