Fivesier: a five minute Frasier podcast

Season 2 is dead. Long live Season 2! What a season this was!!! There's only 1 word that can accurately describe this season and that is... Horny! Horny as frick to be sure. Be sure to sign up for our Patreon to see the VIDEO of this episode! God I love doing this show and I am so grateful to be able to share this journey with all of you. Thanks Seattle ❤️ To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Season 2 finale!!! It's Martin's birthday and the bozo bros actually remembered this year! There's a power outage in Seattle and you better believe everyone has a breakdown and Frasier has to "psychologist" all of them. He is so underappreciated by everyone around him... is what he tells himself!!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

The Happy Bros? I only care about the Happy Fisherman! Frasier and Niles buy a restaurant and will their neurosis destroy it on opening night? Will Martin serve Deidrich Bader a delicious Buzz Beer (The 90's!)? Will Bulldog bring a prostitute? Daphne helps Niles kill an Eel and they share a moment where you would swear they were going to frick right there. I love it! Plus a bonus appearance from "MA WIFE" To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

YUCK! BB and Frasier frick and there's no putting that genie back in the bottle. But it's all a negotiation tactic for getting Frasier a 40% raise! Or at least that's what BB tells Frasier when she's STANDING ON THE LEDGE OF THE BUILDING THREATENING TO KILL HERSELF IN THE SAME MANNER FRASIER CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE!!! This is a dark one  To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Frasier thinks Marris is having an affair! Niles has to literally fight for the love of his life. David Hyde Pierce is a POWERHOUSE in this episode To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

What's this? The best episode of Frasier yet?!?! Martin has never said "I love you" to Frasier and that's just so sad. So Frasier sets out to rectify that by going on an ice fishing trip and being a huge baby. Can a grown man get an "I love you" from his daddy?  Line of the episode: "It smells like a fish died and the other fish sent flowers" To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Frasier has a stalker and worse yet... the bodyguard he hires is a WOMAN!!!! But he's nominated for a CB so that's pretty exciting!! Also Roz has a pimple and her beauty is destroyed. To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier and Niles are trying to get into the Empire Club!!! Is this a club that gets together to discuss Empire aka the best show ever made? NO it's a bunch of snooty white dudes pulling each others rotten peckers or whatever. I hope they get in! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier is a creep who is going to be #metoo'd so hard in the future of Seattle. He's creeping around Daphne Moon's Daphne's Room! Looking at her pills?!?! What is you doing my man? To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier As an added treat i'm going to start including my hastily scratched notes I make for each episode. Maybe you'll find them funny!

Who's hornier than Roz? Bulldog, correct! Who's hornier than Bulldog? Sam Malone!!! Sam is back and Cheers is sadder than ever! Will Roz and Sam hook up? Will Daphne and Sam hook up? Will Martin and Sam hook up? Fingers crossed sports fans! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Dr Frasier Crane, Harvard graduate, protector of the citizens of Seattle... is horny for Honey. This is the horniest episode yet (and that's a compliment!) To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier gets his briefcase stolen, Roz & Niles are flirty and fun, Nathan Lane?!?!?! This episode has it all! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Martin is sure trying his damndest to solve that Weeping Lotus murder. Frasier has a hair brained theory!  To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

In the doghouse, more like on my face amirite Roz? Oh God am I Bulldog?!?! Bulldog and Roz bond and she even quits Frasier's show to join Bulldogs! And I guess for the rest of the series that's where she shall stay... or shall she? To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Seat of power? More like my face amirite Roz?!?!?! Jet black toilets and bullies come face to face in this all star Frasier! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Martin's old partner Arty is in the hospital but they haven't spoken in YEARS due to some petty nonsense. So of course Marty and Arty make up duh! Also Martin is worried that Eddie is gay because he has a barbie doll he likes chewing on. Calm down Martin To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

This was a hilarious episode! Lilith and Madeline and Lilith and Madeline and Frasier is just moaning and making sex noises and I hate it! Will Frasier's relationship survive this awkward situation? I doubt it long term! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier starts dating a real dime and he's falling in love!!!! They decide to go to Bora Bora and you'll never guess what happens!!! Also Niles, Martin and Daphne bond over smoking illegal Cuban cigars. ACAB To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier endorses a political candidate who (it turns out) believes he was abducted by aliens. I'd rather that guy be in office than the usual pedophiles and nazi's we have. POLITICS!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier insults Seattle and makes a real horses ass out of himself. Classic Frasier! Will his apology work or get him into even hotter water? Hotta Watta duh! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier