YERRRR we are BACK with MrBallen! Part 2 is crazy: - Training to be a Seal - Captivity training - Being ambushed - Surviving a grenade attack - Readjusting to civilian life - Becoming a pariah in the Seal community - HIs transition into becoming a YouTuber and more - PEACE! Timestamps: 0:00 "I should have died" + Becoming a Seal 5:11 Hazing, Shut Up Shakespeare + Roasting 12:56 Tolerating death + This is your job 17:55 Training vs Being a Seal + Risk of death 24:41 This is not for me, Seal Team 6 + Dark side 31:30 Surviving "captivity" + Boots, Boots, Boots 35:44 Afghanistan, Adjust immediately + Primal state 38:39 Trained immaculately, Teamwork + Being shot at 41:14 Zarghun Shar, Just look different + Rules of engagement 47:51 Engaging the enemy, Ambushed + Clearing a building 58:12 Andrew's undefeated streak + Jay-Z for Super Bowl? 1:05:12 Tunnels + Watch the live feeds 1:07:42 Drone spotting enemies, Grenade attack + Facing death 1:21:35 Danger close airstrike 1:30:12 "Not sad, not bad, just is" 1:31:50 Am I going to die? Almost an*lly compromised 1:35:35 Acceptable blackface*** + Another close call 1:41:53 Afghan fans, Being so removed + Re-adjusting 1:47:42 Adjusting to civlian life, Talking openly + Reputation 2:00:38 Does MrBallen regret it? Not being respected 2:04:30 Transitioning into a YouTuber + The Dyatlov Pass This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
YERRR the GOAT storyteller is with us on the couch today and he's got some crazy stories: - A terrifying TRUE story of a haunted hosue - The strange death of David Lewis - The Dyatlov Pass Incident - The Screeching Lady - 9/11 and it's impact - Diving in the Sterkfontain Caves Gone Wrong - Chris Lemons cheating death and much, much more - ENJOY! Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:40 Insane True Story of a Haunted House & Ouija board 27:48 Sociopath v Psychopath + Danny LaPlante 30:11 Dyatlov Pass Incident + Russian alien jealousy 45:28 Strange Death of David Lewis 53:49 Fugue State + Dumped there? 59:00 Football is BACK 1:02:31 Case of Missing Skier + Hitting the fugue 1:11:14 Mark believes in demons + The Screeching Lady 1:20:35 Superstition + Indiana “showtime” 1:28:09 9/11 impact,People jumping + Freedom Eating 1:35:28 Ellie Lobel Stumbling on Surprising Cure + Lab leak 1:45:26 Sterkfontain Caves Diving 1:53:56 Surviving 60 hours underwater 1:56:35 Catacombs of Paris 1:57:32 Chris Lemons Cheating Death 2:01:04 John’s Supernatural experience 2:14:52 Extreme sleepwalking 2:22:51 Releasing graphic novel “Terror Within” 2:24:10 Where “MrBallen” came from? #mrballen #dyatlovpass #demons This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
YERRRR Daejon Love told women he played receiver for the 49ers. For FOUR YEARS. Nobody checked the roster. His "game film" was a screen recording off a TV. 26 women. $1.3 million. A fake Swiss fortune and an 18-year-old "investment adviser" telling them to take out loans. The boys break down how he kept it alive that long, whether the women were dumb or the con was just that good, and why this scam has a very specific casting requirement. Disclaimer: audio gets a little rough at the end 0:00 Women are DUMB? Black privilege 4:24 Even exchange of usury + Asian boytoy 9:08 Investing is for men, cosmetics for women + BBWs 13:08 Pheramonemaxxing 15:59 Mark’s sisters + Andrew’s an anchor baby 19:30 Swiss migrant + Lady figuring it out 22:03 Euros girls believe anything 21:00 Not all lies are equal + Swiss Chocolate 29:34 Ugly AND Broke? 31:25 Gold diggers + Faking interest 33:32 Feet rub + Investigative journalism 37:14 Did Daejon smash? His family wealth 40:34 One of the scammed, AI + CTE chances 47:19 Moral quandries + Judge Caprio 51:05 Butt sniffer is wrong? 53:48 Trying on underwear? 55:32 We’re all starlight 1:00:20 Can you fight children? 1:04:17 Black privilege + it’s CUTE 1:09:00 Dog racism, Learned behavior 1:18:11 Taking money from wallet + Tipping 1:26:19 Losing AirPods dilemma 1:32:07 Ghost pepper work lunch 1:39:13 Lying to dying person + Restaurant shots 1:44:29 Tailgate etiquette 1:48:30 Return money + Alexx = capitalist 1:55:45 Religious firings + Vat vas dat sound? 2:10:17 New Testament is SHORT 2:11:11 Shiloh starting pre-school This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
YERRR we are joined by the legendary Forrest Galante to talk all things nature: - Growing up in Zimbabwe - Becoming a refugee - Tropical surviving - Close calls with death - Australia's wildlife & Wallace Line - Psychedelics - Gayest animals - Why Dogs are Man's Best Friend and much, much, much more - CACAAAAW! Timestamps: 0:00 UCSB crazy dorms 1:52 Weird being in the city 2:50 Hard to find rats 3:41 Growing up in Zimbabwe + Tracking techniques 8:56 Humans hunters weren't good 10:22 Mugabe, Fleeing Zimbabwe + Oakland childhood 16:35 The norm + self-enforced segregation 19:16 Getting in trouble + Exploring nature 21:12 Mom waitressing + Being African American 23:01 Losing language skills, Xhosa + Fake Mandarin 29:58 Bricked up on Naked and Afraid 37:44 Finding food immediately + Tropical Surviving 43:07 Practising, Surviving + Find water 49:48 Extreme climates 51:59 Wildlife is incredible + Connection to nature 53:39 Closest to dying + Snake venom effects 1:01:08 Sucking "venom", Snake bites + Burmese pythons in FL 1:04:18 Inteferring w/ nature + Throw off balance 1:11:06 US Open predictions 1:13:27 Another close call + Breaking back in Thailand 1:20:23 Close calls with predators + YT people ish? 1:23:11 Logistics for conservation + Wildlife Board 1:25:18 Cone snails, Unassuming killers + Wallace Line 1:32:06 Conditioning lions + Wild animals are still wild 1:39:40 The Amazon, Jungle hunting = hard + Farming 1:48:21 Natural psychedelics + Toad venom 1:54:34 Spending times with tribes + Uncontacted 1:56:48 Cargo Cults, Colossal's work + Filling ecosystem holes 2:02:06 Anant Ambani's Conservation 2:04:48 Animals mourning, Elephants' EQ + Relationship wtih humans 2:10:36 Searching deep connection, AI + Assassinated spy whale 2:13:37 Cattle mutilations, Misconceptions + No Black Panthers 2:18:14 Would you hunt a Big Foot? 2:19:17 Animal Deathmatch 2:20:11 Smartest animals, Best mother + Praying Mantis! 2:24:10 Gayest animals + Dolphins pulling out 2:25:37 Loving Steve Irwin + Influences 2:27:50 Rescue animals + Mans' best friend = dog #wildlife #austraila #snakes This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
YERRRR this week, we're chatting about: - You can negotiate with EVERYONE including doctors - Andrew's nose - Conspiracies around Luigi Mangione - Candace Owens debate with Andrew Wilson - Mamdani's a political superstar - The death of monoculture and much, much more. Timestamps: 0:00 We can swim + Memphis diving 4:05 Private Clubs + No Kippah swimming 5:34 Toupee should be a kippah 7:08 Airlines, Sexism & College goers 11:27 KKK are pu55y + Upstate NY 13:17 Movie shooting + Andrew's nose 19:09 Cosmetic surgery, Dentists Upselling + Negotiating 32:06 Appropriating cultures, Baby Teeth + Dentist trips 38:48 Tonsil Hustle + Cavity Up-chargers 41:32 Luigi Mangione Conspiracies + Flock cameras 44:20 AI complaints 49:30 Luigi Mangione Plea + Jail more forever 53:45 3D print the nukes + Iranian sense of humour 56:32 Frontline report, Have a nuke + Hitting our allies 1:02:09 Tipping, Self Checkouts + Dunkin Donuts 1:12:47 Summer Streets, Suffer in NYC + Brooklyn transplants 1:26:53 Mamdani's a superstar, DSA + Flowers 1:40:18 Candace debate, Nuance = dead + Monoculture 1:50:01 Authority, Cults + Tentpole Events 1:56:20 Lakers being sold is barely news 1:59:54 Cocaine Frat Cowboys + Appealing for extremes 2:03:51 YouTube new policy + Speaking to normies 2:08:41 Art cuts through, Grass is greener + Culture flattened 2:16:18 Debating, Mamdani's list + Outside of capitalism 2:24:14 Breaking up monopolies + Prescriptions This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices