For Whom The Dice Roll

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   In our first “polished” episode, we meet our adventurers: Two-Swords McTavish, the dragonborn fighter; Chadwick Sunsong, the human druid; Doc, the half-elf rogue…err, medic; and Ruby Sylvari, the high elf wizardess. Two-Swords receives a note, and after laboriously deciphering the contents, the team meets up with some mysterious figures that set the campaign in motion. Chickens are eaten, whiskey is consumed, and Doc shows off some of his talents. Don’t worry friends, there will be combat a plenty very soon!   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friends’ phone and rate us from there too! Subscribe for them! We are going to be going into some neat places, and I don’t want you to miss out on how we get there!   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art (such as her slice-of-life webcomic, Steamed Veggies) by visiting her website, emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   We're back! Two-Swords the dragonborn fighter, Ruby the elf wizardess, Doc the half-elf "medic", and Chadwick the human druid go into the goblin holdfast to track down the mysterious wand. Depending on your vantage point, this does not go particularly well. A messenger is found, a face is burned off, and someone does some fancy parkour!   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friends’ phone and rate us from there too! Subscribe for them! We are going to be going into some neat places, and I don’t want you to miss out on how we get there!   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice-of-life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   Things have taken a violent turn for our party this episode as Doc (the half-elf “medic”), Ruby (the elf wizardess), Chadwick (the human druid), and Two-Swords (the dragonborn fighter) make their way through the goblin holdfast in search of the wand. The party finds their first magic item. Doc does something morally ambiguous. Ruby uses an iconic spell. Chadwick tries his hand at diplomacy. Two-Swords interrupts a staff meeting.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friends’ phone and rate us from there too! Subscribe for them!   You can follow us on Twitter and email as at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice-of-life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   It’s time for our party to make some animal friends as they continue through the goblin holdfast in search of the elusive wand. The party cooks up trouble. Doc lays a trap. Ruby is intrigued. Chadwick gets his ass handed to him. Two-Swords pesters with pork.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friends’ phone and rate us from there too! Subscribe for them!   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice-of-life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   Our party meets the Big Bad in this one (or DO they?), and it’s an all-out battle in a confined space. Someone even gets knocked the eff out! The party doesn’t get very far. Doc is crushed. Ruby makes it rain. Chadwick does toe touches. Two-Swords attempts to negotiate.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action, however Doc heartily approves)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group! Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice-of-life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   Having vanquished the “Big Bad”, our party decides to ransack the holdfast for loot and glory! In doing so, however, they may have gone too far!   Doc attends a fire sale. Ruby presses buttons. Chadwick holds up a wall. Two-Swords does leg day.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action, however Doc heartily approves)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com . We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice-of-life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!  

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   Our party finds themselves in strange place, in front of some unfamiliar (to them) faces, and with some uncertainty as to what to do next. Just as they decide to leave, some people arrive to take Doc’s lunch order! Or do they? Also, everyone levels up!   Doc whispers sweet nothings. Ruby channels an anime girl. Chadwick becomes a Cubs fan. Two-Swords may or may not exist.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, Doc heartily approves.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!   Going to GeeklyCon 2018 in Columbus Ohio? Thomas, Lindsay, and Patrick will be there! Say hello if you see them!  

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   The gang finds themselves in quite the predicament as they may have to answer for their actions and it doesn’t look like anyone is around to help them out.  Will they languish in jail, or slip away from the long arm of the law?   Doc makes a moral decision. Ruby puts nature’s call on hold. Chadwick waffles. Two-Swords finally gets the bends.   Also: The Scribe has appeared!   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, Doc heartily approves.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!   Going to GeeklyCon 2018 in Columbus Ohio? Thomas, Lindsay, and Patrick will be there! Say hello if you see them!

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   The gang has found their gear and are ready to bust out of the guard station... but how? They can’t just walk out the front door, can they?   Doc shows some compassion. Two-Swords needs a makeover. Chadwick pulls guard duty. Ruby makes a friend.     Also: another visit by The Scribe!   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, Doc heartily approves.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   You know what I did? Posted the notes for this weeks episode last time. So here they are again!   The gang has found their gear and are ready to bust out of the guard station... but how? They can’t just walk out the front door, can they?   Doc shows some compassion. Two-Swords needs a makeover. Chadwick pulls guard duty. Ruby makes a friend.     Also: another visit by The Scribe!   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, Doc heartily approves.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   Our heroes (and I use that term loosely) have a plan to walk away from the guard station. Now, can they get to the bar before getting too distracted? And how will they get information if they do?   Doc drops a bombshell. Two-Swords tips generously. Chadwick is number two. Ruby makes travel plans.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, Doc heartily approves.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to the For Whom The Dice Roll Podcast!   The party, now missing a member and having picked up a new quest, find themselves back in the Rusted Cauldron. Where is Ruby? How does MacGuffin fit into all this? And what exactly happened to Mouth? Let me know if you find the answers to those questions this episode!   Doc aligns himself. Two-Swords steps in. Chadwick shares a beer.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, Doc heartily approves.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!   Our party, having recently participated in an all out bar brawl to get information, take some time to plan their next steps. Perhaps it will take some divine intervention to get these guys moving?   Doc defers. Two-Swords encounters a red herring. Chadwick uses his lizard brain.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, Doc heartily approves.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com. Join us on our Discord!  Thank you for listening!   Oh, you’re still here? Keep watching this space for encounters from another perspective. FWTDR: Roll Reversal - coming soon!

As mentioned on our Twitter, some scheduling and personal issues have left us down another player. However, we’re trudging on with a new cast and a new perspective of the story! Stay tuned for Season Two: Roll Reversal!

  Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!   Season Two is here! Join us as we meet new characters and players, and see things from another perspective. Is McGuffin really all that bad? Let’s find out!   Rok’Toh Bar comes knocking. Cyburn gives dietary advice. Xanaphia and Xephania smash the glass ceiling.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, the twins heartily approve.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com. Join us on our Discord!  Thank you for listening!

Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!   A challenger approaches! Or maybe an ally? Join the gang as they meet Dewdrop, a faerie guide sent from McGuffin to help the party along.   Rok’Toh Bar wins a race. Cyburn lashes out. Xanaphia does the wave. Xephania loots. Dewdrop sees double.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, the twins heartily approve.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com. Join us on our Discord!  Thank you for listening!

Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!   The gang continues their sweep of the Citadel. However, they find out that when you play with fire, you might just get iced.   Rok’Toh Bar is a kick. Cyburn lubes up. Xanaphia makes nice. Xephania takes a nap. Dewdrop imitates a mid-westerner.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, the twins heartily approve.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com. Join us on our Discord!  Thank you for listening!

Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!   This episode has some audio issues that are explained in the disclaimer at the start. Sorry about that folks! It’s clunky, but it gets through.   The gang continues through the Citadel, and gain an ally along the way. But is the ally really all they are cracked up to be?   Rok’Toh Bar scares up some assistance. Cyburn augments a trap. Xanaphia said knock you out. Zephania (apparently I’ve been spelling it wrong all this time) is the voice of reason. Dewdrop is a key figure.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, the twins heartily approve.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have aFacebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Join us on our Discord!   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!   The gang comes across a rival faction, but not before making amends with their faerie friend. This one’s hot, y’all!   Rok’Toh Bar reaps his just reward. Cyburn blasts back. Xanaphia plays her instruments. Zephania is sorry not sorry. Dewdrop buzzes the tower.   Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, the twins heartily approve.)   You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have aFacebook group!   Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com.   Join us on our Discord!   Thank you for listening!

Welcome to For Whom The Dice Roll!   Everyone - there is a scene at the end of this episode that merits a content warning. It starts around the 60 minute mark. If you want to skip it, we understand. If you send us an email or tweet we’ll be happy to sum it up for you! Oh no! The party splits, and something is definitely amiss when Rok’Toh Bar starts kicking down the doors.  Rok’Toh Bar channels Anakin. Cyburn shows off his pets. Xanaphia causes a drift. Zephania hulks out. Dewdrop has second thoughts. Like what you heard? Please consider rating us! Also, subscribe! Steal a friend’s phone and rate us from there too! (The DM does not condone this course of action; however, the twins heartily approve.) You can follow us on Twitter and email us at forwhomthediceroll@gmail.com. We also have a Facebook group! Our art was created by Emily Kardamis. Find more of her art, such as her slice of life webcomic Steamed Veggies, by visiting her website at emilykardamis.com. Join us on our Discord!   Thank you for listening!