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Ep 78: Tatooine Casual

Ep 78: Tatooine Casual

2022-05-1701:04:14

We’re so, so close to celebrating all things Star Wars in Anaheim! The sun is shining, the panel schedule is out, the lotteries are open - so let’s talk about the standard diet for camels.In Episode 78, hosts Alyce and Laura squeeze* in one last episode before Star Wars fans converge on the Anaheim Convention Center next week. Alyce has a cold, Laura has a panel at SWCA and Ewan McGregor almost got a camel! All the ways we didn’t celebrate May the Fourth and instead celebrated May the FourteenthLaura’s going to be on a panel about Rey on the Fan Stage at Star Wars Celebration Anaheim! Come say hi on Friday, May 27th at 1:30pm local timeOne last KENOBI WATCH before we WATCH KENOBI next week. Alyce shares some thoughts on Trailer 2 and we gotta spend some time gushing over all these hot Kenobi Press Tour photos YES BAEThe script for the Kevin Fiege-produced Star Wars film is coming along (via Den of Geek)Some highlights from the Disney Gallery episode of The Book of Boba Fett that you should watch because it was very cuteThe Jedi: Fallen Order sequel has a title, maybe? (via VentureBeat)Star Wars: Brotherhood by Mike Chen came out on May 10 and Laura’s got a MOSTLY spoiler-free review for your listening pleasure [skip 35:00-47:10 if you want to avoid all Brotherhood talk]. Plus, some highlights from the Books Inc. launch event with Mike Chen and Delilah Dawson for BrotherhoodSexy trivia is back and sexier than ever!Housekeeping links for this episode:ICYMI Laura joined Radio Rebellion for a panel on The High Republic Phase 1 on April 23 on YouTubeLaura did a guest spot on Star Wars Spelt Out with Josh Chapman on May 1May the Fourth was the Sith List’s 300th episode! Laura showed up a little buzzed to the celebration. In the May 8 episode of The Jedi Way, John Rocha and Laura discuss the Kenobi trailer and which Star Wars Celebration panels we’re most looking forward to.Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
The sun is shining, it’s almost Star Wars Day, Celebration is getting close, no one has loose bowels, and everything is coming up Alyce! Cheers! Sláinte! Salud! In Episode 77, hosts Alyce and Laura recap* their recent travel adventures and catch up on what’s happening in Star Wars news, including:Adventures at O’Hare airportAlyce gets caught up on Marvel Phase 4Star Wars Celebration panel announcements have been rolling out the last few weeks and we’ve got a recap to get you up to speed Will Boba Fett make an appearance in Season 2 of The Bad Batch? Signs are pointing to yes.We might be getting more Star Wars Visions sooner than you think! (via Cinelinx)Today in misunderstood headlines, Bryce Dallas Howard wore a romper in an interview? The good era of Adam Sandler moviesIs author Adam Christopher going to drop the names of Rey’s parents in Shadow of the Sith? The High Republic: Path of Deceit saw all the gorgeous High Republic cover art and said, “hold my beer”There’s a new excerpt available on starwars.com from Star Wars: Brotherhood featuring Asajj Ventress!Could Quinlan Vos show up in the Kenobi series? Alyce is calling it.You can get a free ticket to the virtual book launch for SW: Brotherhood on ZoomTrivia but make it sexySend your Who Said It Star Wars trivia questions to Alyce on twitter or to forcetoastpod@gmail.com for next episode and she’ll read it in an unnecessarily sexy voice!Helpful links referenced in this episode:Laura joins The Geek Buddies to discuss what’s happening in nerdy news and a Q&A session. Watch it on YouTube here!It’s a Star Wars Schmoedown reunion! Laura joined Andrew and Nicki Dimalanta on Going Rogue to talk about Star Wars Celebrations past and future.Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Once you pop, the fun don’t stop. Force Toast and Pringles have that in common. In Episode 76, hosts Alyce and Laura have a lot of good money making ideas for Star Wars but no important Disney people want to listen to this… which is their loss and your gain, dear listener!Someone please hit the button that ends winter. That’s enough. We have had enough.  You know that old saying, when you run out of Busch Light, drink Diet Coke? No? Bueller? Bueller?BAE WATCH IS ON. EW has the scoop on how and why Lucasfilm decided to bring back Vader and just how Canadian Deborah Chow really is.There are still some tickets left for Star Wars Celebration if you’d like to re-live our 2019 drunken hotel party with us. Or like if you want to see celebrities at the convention or whatever.Forever Old Christopher Lloyd has joined the cast of The Mandalorian in the role of Baby Yoda. You heard it here first. This is a Force Toast Exclusive. We stan Uncle Fester.There is literally only one component of the bullet point above that is true.Bad Batch Booted to 2023? << That’s what we would use as the headline if we wrote this article. Alliteration is FUN, okay? But as far as the question, we’re guessing no.Establishing, once again, that we have good ideas and Disney could just hire us to do all the Star Wars marketing. Everyone go shame Alyce for being behind on her readingThis Shadow of the Sith excerpt is money. Read it. A few more non-spoilery thoughts on Star Wars: Queen’s HopeYour lightsaber trivia is nonsenseNow everyone clap for Alyce because she got a new job! Yay, Alyce!PopHelpful links referenced in this episode:On the March 27th episode of The Jedi Way, Rocha and Laura talk about Star Wars Celebration, their past convention experiences and what you should be doing RIGHT NOW to prepare for your next con. Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 75: Destination Dry-Ass

Ep 75: Destination Dry-Ass

2022-03-1501:12:09

Have you ever wondered how sarlaccs reproduce? No? Too bad, now you’re gonna learn.In Episode 75, hosts Alyce and Laura celebrate* the fact that this podcast somehow made it to 75 episodes? Like, how? Why? Who approved this?On a scale from 1 to 10, how musty are your pants?Laura ruins the episode. Right from the get go. Ruined.Thank you, Anonymous Listener, for the Ko-fi contribution!The Kiners dropped some fun Star Wars animation details during a recent fundraiser for relief efforts in Ukraine. You can contribute to the Ko-fi for the fundraiser here.The High Republic but make it Muppet Babies. Or “Stranger Things in Space”? Is this a real thing? (via Cinelinx)More evidence of Temuera Morrison in Kenobi? Alyce thinks no, but check out this photo and judge for yourselfRecap on Tap: Kenobi Edition! Let’s break down the trailer and make wild speculations! Plus, initial thoughts on Star Wars: Queen’s Hope (no spoilers) and a brief discussion of the final Phase I High Republic comics.Helpful links referenced in this episode:We’re proud to be a part of the Amidala Initiative to support the Equality Texas Foundation, trans youth and their families. Want to know more? Check out the twitter account here and donate to the GoFundMe here.On the  March 13 episode of The Jedi Way, Rocha and Laura discuss the Kenobi trailer and the Jedi Order’s rules on attachmentTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers! 
Welcome, citizen detectives! We’ve missed you! We've had a busy month of travels but we’re back to [hopefully] a somewhat regular schedule (lol but don’t quote us on that). In Episode 74, hosts Alyce and Laura have* a lot to catch up on and not a lot of time to do it, so we’re hitting a few of the bigger items and recapping-on-tapping the end of The Book of Boba Fett and a few recent High Republic reads.Laura finally watched Yellowjackets and this podcast may end up adding a whole ass Yellowjackets segment when season 2 dropsA big, wet, enthusiastic, whole-hearted THANK YOU to Jane for the ko-FI!Love that people got to check out Galactic Starcrusier and share their experiences on social media, but from the looks of things, uh, yikesEnjoy the moment in this episode where we congratulate ourselves on not being complete dicks KENOBI WATCH. Updates on the release date, music, and casting. WARNING: This segment includes a discussion about a Kenobi set leak. If you want to avoid this discussion, skip 18:20-21:25Not sure what Jon Watts is up to in Star Wars, but he’s up to something! Star Wars-equivalent citizen detectives, get on it! Audiobook fans, rejoice! There’s an audio excerpt from Star Wars: Queen’s Hope for your listening pleasure on Youtini!Apparently we missed an announcement about a Kenobi YA novel at some point, but we’re excited about it nowIn this episode’s Recap on Tap we’re closing The Book of Boba Fett with a discussion on Chapters 6 and 7A brief, spoiler-free review of Midnight Horizon AND a spoiler-free discussion of The High Republic comic run ahead of the final issue on March 2, 2022. Want a preview of Issue #15? Find it here on sw.comBuzz, buzz, buzz!Wanna help Ukraine grab Putin by the p*ssy? Look no further:13 Ways to Help The People Of Ukraine Right Now (Forbes)Want to support the people in Ukraine? Here's how you can helpRHONY Fans - Bethenny Frankel's BSTRONGHelpful links referenced in this episode:On the most recent episode of The Jedi Way, John Rocha and Laura catch up on the future of Star Wars on the big and small screen Catch up with Laura and The Geek Buddies’ final reviews of The Book of Boba Fett. Here are YouTube links for Chapter 6 and Chapter 7 on The Outlaw NationHere’s a link to the Cobb Vanth shirt on Teepublic designed by Bryan Ward that Laura mentionedTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 73: Happy Avernersery

Ep 73: Happy Avernersery

2022-02-0101:30:23

What’s that? Oh snap! It’s a whole lotta Recap on Tap! No cap, there’s just so much to unwrap. This is the part where you clap.In Episode 73, hosts Alyce and Laura breeze* through a few news items and then it’s on to SPOILER reviews and recaps of all the newest Star Wars offerings IT’S A TRAP ok sorry now we’re doneThe cast announcements for the Ahsoka live-action series just keep on coming!When to expect Season 2 of Star Wars: The Bad BatchThe High Republic is here to keep the rats fed! If you’re looking to get a little taste of Daniel José Older’s The High Republic: Midnight Horizon, you can find excerpts on CNET and on Gizmodo! And BONUS, there’s a preview out for The High Republic #14 too! Recap on Tap is packed today with The High Republic: The Fallen Star by Claudia Gray and The Book of Boba Fett Chapters 4 and 5. SPOILERS all around! If you’re not caught up on THR, The Fallen Star spoilers are here: 16:40-59:30.Helpful links referenced in this episode:Alyce and Laura joined Eli and Jacob on the In a Galaxy pod for their The Clone Wars re-watch! Join us for the Rush Clovis arc in Season 6 on Apple Podcasts or SpotifyLaura is reviewing this season of The Book of Boba Fett with The Geek Buddies on The Outlaw Nation on YouTube. Reviews for Chapter 4 and Chapter 5 are out now!Laura joined Movie Trivia Schmoedown peeps Saul, Sean Sullivan and Rachel Silvestrini on The Gucciverse to weigh in on TBoBF Chapter 5Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
In Episode 72, hosts Alyce and Laura are deeply concerned* about Black Krrsantan getting dehydrated. Despite their concern for him during the Recap on Tap segment, it was someone else involved with this recording who did, in fact, overheat and vomit that day. We learned some fun stuff about what’s to come in The High Republic’s Phase 2 at the The High Republic Anniversary Panel on January 4, 2022Someone leaked a "trailer" for a Narwhal Knight of Ren film/series and maybe forgot to insert the right music file?Recommended reading before Star Wars: Brotherhood drops in MayRecap on Tap is packed! Laura covers some recent comics, including Eye of the Storm #1, which you can find a preview of here. Then we dive into The Book of Boba Fett Chapters 2 and 3!This video of Tameura Morrison talking about filming Attack of the Clones is so wholesomeHelpful links referenced in this episode:Laura is reviewing this season of The Book of Boba Fett with The Geek Buddies on John Rocha’s YouTube channel. Find the review for Chapter 3 here!Laura joined the Triad of the Force podcast to review Chapter 3 of The Book of Boba Fett on their January 13 episodeTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 71: God Hated It (lolz)

Ep 71: God Hated It (lolz)

2022-01-0401:21:59

This episode is brought to you by a hotdog bar in a Drury Inn somewhere in Missouri. Not really.In Episode 71, hosts Alyce and Laura return* from Christmas and New Years to cold weather and COVID, respectively. Alyce encountered exactly 0 alligators in Louisiana. So that trip was pointless.More Kenobi casting news! The Twilight franchise comes up in conversation again somehow. Two episodes in a row, what a treat!Take a drink every time alligators come up in conversationWhat is your Star Wars major? Write in and tell us: forcetoastpod@gmail.comLaura has a quick PSA/spoiler-free review of Star Wars The High Republic: The Fallen Star by Claudia Gray. In summary: read it now. Don’t wait. Recap on Tap! The Book of Boba Fett Chapter 1: Stranger in a Strange Land. If you’re behind or just waiting to watch and avoiding spoilers for the new series, skip 31:15-1:14:18.We’re not saying we agree with this Book of Boba Fett review, because it’s so mean, but it’s also kinda funnyWhile we’re on the subject of the new Boba series, did Parks & Recreation spoil the beginning back in 2013? Here’s the video that’s been circulating the internet this week [Boba episode 1 spoilers in link!]Helpful links referenced in this episode:Laura is back with The Geek Buddies to review The Book of Boba Fett episode 1Laura joins Starlight Beacon Transmissions to talk about The High Republic on YouTube on Monday, January 3, 2022Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 70: Galactic Star Loser

Ep 70: Galactic Star Loser

2021-12-2101:14:37

If you’re a news site editor reading this in the future, don’t even THINK about stealing our episode title and using it as a headline for your review of the Galactic Starcruiser hotel at Disney World. We will call you on it. In Episode 70, hosts Alyce and Laura are up bright and early with mimosas and spiked coffee to catch up* on Star Wars news, quote 90s-era Saturday Night Live skits and gush about Spider-Man and Yellowjackets.Alyce DRIVES now. Like, she drives a car. For real. What you need to know about a new Star Wars video game and the #BlackOutStarWarsEclipse initiativeRecommended reading this week: The Hollywood Reporter’s most recent article (Dec 16) on the forthcoming Book of Boba Fett! It features fun reveals, how Fett’s story will be different from Din Djarin’s, and getting to know showrunner Robert Rodriguez.Listen carefully and enjoy how gracefully we segue from talking about Star Wars: The Acolyte to talking about American Pie It’s an Age of Resistance reunion! What happened when Pilot Jess Pava actress Jessica Henwick met Rian Johnson on the set of Knives Out 2 (via SyFy.com)This excerpt for The High Republic: Fallen Star by Claudia Gray has us HYPED af! (via starwars.com)Fear not, we are most definitely talking about those sh-tty Galactic Starcruiser videos that were circling the internet earlier this month.Recap on Tap! Laura shares some takeaways from C2E2 (Chicago’s Comic Con) panels that featured Star Wars authors, Delilah Dawson, Charles Soule and Timothy ZahnLaura quizzes Alyce on the opening crawls and Alyce seeks out “the most difficult” Star Wars trivia on the internet (it’s not).Helpful links referenced in this episode:Laura joins The Geek Buddies for a spoiler-filled review of Spider-Man: No Way Home on John Rocha’s YouTube channelTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Episode 69 (lol)

Episode 69 (lol)

2021-11-3001:04:47

Listen, we give a warning in the description of every episode, but it is especially necessary for this one. Adult content ahead. Consider yourself warned.In Episode 69, hosts Alyce and Laura delve* into the dirty debauchery of Star Wars news, recaps, trivia in an effort to probably scar you for life.   Alyce rocked her test! So let’s take a shot! Yay, Alyce!One man’s Sarlacc is another man’s feisty butthole.“Book of Boba Fett” is too many words to say so it’s “bobf” now. We don’t make the rules. Anyway here’s the “Reign” teaser.Disney may have just narrowed down the premiere date for Andor-And/Or What. But in the age of COVID, deadlines are more like guidelines, so take it with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila.Laura is not allowed to see Frozen on stage. Not for pervert reasons.Alyce has Thanksgiving Day traditions and it involves parades and dogs and *checks notes* crying?Deadline announces our live-action Sabine Wren (allegedly). What do you think?Can someone send us the Star Wars issue of Empire Magazine? It wasn’t online anywhere when we recorded.Recap on Tap: Short and Sweet Edition. Laura is struggling with Thrawn Ascendancy Book 2 and Alyce is preparing to balance The High Republic with The Wheel of Time books. Best of luck to them both.A very special, on-theme voicemail from our friend Aris. In this context, “special” means sexually explicit. Strap on, friends. IN, sorry. Strap in.Helpful links referenced in this episode:On the 11/17 episode of The Jedi Way, Rocha and Laura break down the essential Anakin/Ahsoka episodes of The Clone WarsLaura talks Schmoedown, Mando and Thrawn with Bryan on the 11/24 ep of Pink MilkBrennen Marr and Laura talk about droids in the 11/19 ep of Page Turners They Were NotTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 68: 2 Butts & 2 T’s

Ep 68: 2 Butts & 2 T’s

2021-11-0901:03:40

Episode 68 is a week late, but it’s all good, because that gave hosts Alyce and Laura an extra week of Star Wars news to recap and discuss*:Hoarding for the holidays, but only the important things. Like pumpkin coffee creamer.Actor Matt Smith plays coy with Josh Horowitz on what could have been in The Rise of Skywalker on the Happy Sad Confused podcastWhat to expect from Disney+ Day on Friday, November 12 (via SWNN)More Maul and Qi’ra? Yes, please! The new animated series possibly coming soon? (via Cinelinx)Speculating about how and in what form Hayden Christensen will appear in the live action Ahsoka showHot take: the ships portrayed in Star Wars porn are… not great. Are you all okay? There’s a new excerpt from Star Wars: Queen’s Hope on starwars.com - check it out hereReady for more Thrawn? We sure as f-ck are! Thrawn Ascendancy: Lesser Evil (book 3)  is out November 16. Need a recap of what happened in book 2, Thrawn Ascendancy: Greater Good? We recommend Youtini’s here. More Ripped Qi’ra in the upcoming comic, Star Wars: Crimson Reign? Color us intrigued…Recap on Tap: Boba got a facial before rolling up to Tatooine for The Book of Boba Fett trailer and we would like the name of his esthetician, please and thanks!Spoilers Beware! Some spoilers for The High Republic: Into the Dark 52:20-54:45.Helpful links referenced in this episode:The Banthaverse is back, baby! As part of Podathon 2021 to raise money for the Make a Wish Foundation, Alyce joined Blue Bantha Milk Co. and friends for another Star Wars story written by A.I. Click here for a link to the ~3-hour mark of the stream for Death Star Attack, written by A.I.On the newest episode of The Jedi Way, Rocha and Laura discuss Hayden in the Ahsoka series, what they’re reading and favorite Star Wars novelsStay tuned for the next episode of The Jedi Way, where Rocha and Laura go live to talk about The Clone Wars: Anakin and Ahsoka essential episodesLaura joined frenemy Evan “Gold Leader” Bushkar and friends to talk about Star Wars’ ultimate lightsaber battles on Schmoes of the North Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
In Episode 67, hosts Alyce and Laura are* pretty malicious posers who don’t have a lot of Star Wars news to discuss Wow okay, we see how it is. Star Wars Visions gets a soundtrack right after its debut. Do Rebels fans look like clowns to you, Disney Music?We didn’t read it, but in case you missed it, there’s a new excerpt out for Star Wars Thrawn Ascendency: Lesser Evil, out November 16The Star Wars hotel for the 1% is set on an old-as-hell space cruiser? If that place isn’t haunted af we don’t want it. Anyway it's getting its own comic mini-series in 2022.Galaxy of Sounds dropped on Disney+ a few weeks ago and we have thoughtsWe asked and you delivered! Listener questions about the Jedi temple on Coruscant, where to start if you’re new to Star Wars reading, our Mount Rushmore of Star Wars music and more!Prequel trivia? Please and thank youAn impromptu Alyce signature summary of CBS’s “Ghosts” you didn’t know you neededHelpful links referenced in this episode:The Jedi Way is back with a new episode after a brief hiatus! John Rocha and Laura discuss Star Wars Visions, Star Wars’ first steps into the larger world of anime  on Disney+Until we get soundtracks for seasons 3 and 4 of Star Wars Rebels, the plan is to crash the Kiner Bros website by listening to the Rebels scores on repeat forever and ever amen Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Welcome to Force Toast: the After Dark edition. It’s just like regular Force Toast, except… actually yeah it’s just regular Force Toast.In Episode 66, hosts Alyce and Laura ponder* what mysteries lie beneath Neimoidians cloaks, get up to date on news and recap all the things! We have a release date for The Book of Boba Fett! Andor is done filming! Yay! Now give us a release date or a preview! Or something! Remind us again why it had to be called “jizz” music? Why not “jozz”? Or just literally any other word?In a surprise to no one, Laura is firmly on Team Put-Lucy-Lawless-in-Star-WarsHow necessary is season 3 for The Mandalorian? Turns out Disney+ Day is an actual thing. Respect, LRM. What do you think we’ll see?The Ronin novel is out October 12! Why do we think they picked that episode of “Visions” to get its own expanded story? Please don’t use anything said in this episode as an invitation to send us fish d;ck picsWe’ve got a full Recap on Tap segment for you! Spoiler tags: Star Wars Visions [29:00-37:40], The High Republic: Tempest Runner [38:00-57:00], and LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales [57:10-1:03:20]. Bloopers are BACK!Helpful links referenced in this episode:Laura’s Round 1 match against Eric Whiteley in the Ultimate Schmoedown Star Wars Tournament is available now for your viewing pleasureLaura’s appearance on From Birth to Schmoedown on the JCast NetworkTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 65: Ode to Video Stores

Ep 65: Ode to Video Stores

2021-09-1501:13:26

Honest question: if clone commanders consume steroids to get bulky, do we think their junk still shrinks? In episode 65, hosts Alyce and Laura ponder* this question and more while they trim their beards, catch up on the latest in Star Wars news and discuss Star Wars: The High Republic!🎵 KOTORing! What's your price for flight, in finding mister right...🎵 Knights of the Old Republic: The Remake was announced last weekIt was kind of a missed opportunity for LEGO Star Wars to not name their Halloween Special, “Frights of the Old Republic.” Would’ve been timely…Why Christian Slater’s casting in LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales was extremely confusing to Laura at firstStar Wars: Visions got itself a sexy, new trailerIt sounds like “Andor” and “Obi-Wan Kenobi” are finished with principal photography, so can it just be 2022 now?Thandiwe Newton is out here spilling tea about her role in “Solo”Tom Kane has retired from voice acting and we are sending him happy, healing vibes from the windy city.E.K. Johnston dropped by Dragon Con to discuss the prequels, Padmé, the handmaidens and, of course, her upcoming book, “Star Wars: Queen’s Hope” coming out in NovemberIt’s the never-ending Star Wars Hot Girl Summer with this upcoming Qi’ra-centric comic, “Star Wars: Crimson Reign”Recap on Tap! Star Wars: The High Republic: The Rising Storm: So Many Colons! If you’re avoiding spoilers for The Rising Storm, skip 44:05-1:03:00.Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, but make it snappy!Helpful links referenced in this episode:Blue Bantha Milk Company’s Episode 2.5 written by A.I.: A Senator and a Jedi PART TWO starring Alyce in the role of the beloved Obi-wan Kenobi and Bearded JediDid you miss Part 1 of Episode 2.5? Get caught up here!Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Hey! Hey, you! First things first, if you have not left us a review on Apple Podcasts yet, would you mind taking a quick second to do so? We haven’t gotten a new one in a while and we would really, really appreciate it!Hosts Alyce and Laura have only one item on the agenda*: The Bad Batch finale! There are a lot of explosions, falling, pulling at the heartstrings of Prequel fans, sea monsters, slow walkers and Jurassic Park? Yes. Jurassic Park. Oh, and there are SPOILERS! If you don’t want the season finale spoiled for you, stop reading now! In fact, don’t ever read anything ever again! One person’s “Kamino Lost” is another person’s “Well… that happened”The design on Laura’s cup looks like vaginaRemember those things at bank drive-thrus where you stick the pill thingy in the tube thingy and it gets sucked up inside the bank? Those things were awesome.Was the Empire destroying Kamino symbolic of COVID-19 destroying the Earth? It kinda feels like it. AZI is the hero we deserve. AZI, please save us from the pandemic. PLEASE.If you had to be squished in a tube with one member of The Bad Batch, which one would you pick and why is it Tech because you know he has the best hygiene?We’ll never let go, Jack. I mean, uh, AZI. We’ll never let go. *let’s go anyway*The important unanswered questions: How is Crosshair getting off Kamino? What is he going to eat while he’s stranded? Will he paint his uniform in a rainbow pattern for season 2? Can Fennec Shand still use Nala Se as a reference? WHERE IS CLINK? Is he safe? Is he alright? What do YOU want to see in Season 2? What are the other unanswered questions that need to be addressed next season?  Send us an email or a DM and let us know!Helpful links referenced in this episode:The Kiner brothers music twitter thread about why scoring The Bad Batch season 1 finale was so emotional for themThe Return of the Banthaverse is upon us! Star Wars: Episode 2.5 written by A.I. premiered August 14 and stars Alyce as Jedi Master Obi-Wan KenobiCan’t get enough Bad Batch review content? Check out The Geek Buddies on YouTube - Laura joined John Rocha, Michael Vogel and Shannon McClung for a livestream discussion about the season finale on August 15The Schmoedown Collision aired LIVE on YouTube on July 31! The Star Wars match coverage begins around the 1 hour mark.Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 64: Do Ya Got Buns, Hun?

Ep 64: Do Ya Got Buns, Hun?

2021-08-1001:22:24

Force Toast: It’s gross, gooey stuff*. But it’s stuff. Laura played a trivia match at Schmoedown Collision and she’s in AARP now. Those two things aren’t related, but now you know.The Banthaverse is coming back soon and it’s bringing Alyce with it! And not just any Alyce – Alyce with a beard and laser sword and *checks notes* a Maggie Smith impression?Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser is coming next year and YIKES we hope you all spent the pandemic building a time machine so you could go back to 1993 and buy Apple stockWatch a roundtable of Imagineers talk about what guests can expect from forthcoming immersive hotel experienceIt’s early days still, but we’ve got a Star Wars Celebration tip for you in this episode Put on your readers, Millennials! Tamagotchis are coming back.Question: What do green beans, grammys and gospel have to do with Star Wars? Answer: this house on ZillowICYMI: Krystina Arielle of The High Republic Show hosts a panel with the 5 Star Wars: The High Republic authors about their next books at SDCC 2021Could Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order get a sequel? It sounds like that’s the planNot to bury the lead, but Star Wars: The Bad Batch is getting a second season! Let’s get that time machine back out and take it to 2022!Recap on Tap: The Bad Batch episodes 13, 14 and 15, including SPOILERS! Roland is the Christan Gray of Star Wars, mommy issues and all. Gregor is back and he, like PB2 protein powder, is a bit nutty. Then episode 15 gives us Part 1 of the season finale and it is here to tear you down emotionally and THEN it has THE AUDACITY to make you wait a week to watch Part 2. Get excited for new episodes of Force Toast back to back! We’ll drop our next episode on Tuesday, August 17th that will include our discussion about The Bad Batch finale! See you next week! Helpful links referenced in this episode:Schmoedown Collision aired LIVE on YouTube on July 31. The Star Wars match coverage begins around the 1 hour mark.The Return of the Banthaverse is upon us! Star Wars: Episode 2.5 written by A.I. premieres August 14 and will star Alyce as Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
OK, first things first.Laura is not casually munching on food during this episode. She’s using cough drops and jolly ranchers to keep her throat nice and wet for talking.Hee hee. Wet.In Episode 63, hosts Alyce and Laura catch* up on month’s worth of news and discuss the newest episodes of The Bad Batch An interesting new casting rumor about the Kenobi series? Honestly, what in the world is this show going to be about? And when will it be confirmed that Bail Organa will be in it?The Mandalorian Season 2 got ALL the Emmy nominations! You get an Emmy! You get an Emmy! And none for Gretchen Weiners, BYE!A new episode of Disney Gallery is coming in August so Star Wars can pat itself on the back for putting Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian (eye roll here)ICYMI: Stunt performer Brendan Wayne discussed working on The Mandalorian on the Star Wars Sessions podcast and it was an amazing interview. Listen here on SpotifyLeslye Headland talks to The Wrap about her fandom, The Phantom Menace and the unique perspective she’s bringing to Star Wars: The Acolyte.Our sources tell us that the upcoming Star Wars The High Republic audio drama, “Tempest Runner,” is all about Lorna Doone cookies. Wait, is that right? Yes? Hmmm. Put a kettle on, I guess.Alyce and The High Republic author Justina Ireland have similar Star Wars origin stories.Helpful links referenced in this episode:Laura loved Loki on Disney+ and joined The Geek Buddies to review and discuss  episode 4: The Nexus Event and episode 5: Journey Into MysteryMark your calendars! Alyce is returning to The BANTHAVERSE in August for an all new Star War written by artificial intelligence: Episode 2.5: A Senator and a Jedi. Premieres August 14!   Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 62: I Have a Mouth

Ep 62: I Have a Mouth

2021-06-2301:16:00

We’re just saying.They could have called the Andor show something cool like “Fulcrum” or “Underworld: The Rebellion.” But they went with “Andor” and now we can’t stop hearing “and/or” so here’s hoping for a late-in-the-game title change so it doesn’t sound like they named the show after a conjunction =/In Episode 62, hosts Alyce and Laura pour a few glasses of wine and catch* up on the last three weeks of Bad Batch episodes and recent news and dominate this sh*t in Star Wars trivia.Getting up to speed on the Cassian Andor series, and/or where were we when all of this news happened? Most of the casting leaks seem like givens so far. Who are they missing? Who do you hope to see in the upcoming Disney+ series?Boba Fett is done filming. So can we haz it now, plz?KENOBI WATCH! Kenobi in a Robe-y. Alyce’s bae was spotted strolling through the set in England in a trash bag. Discuss.Recap on Tap! The Bad Batch! We’ve got quickie recaps on Episodes 6 and 7, then a more in-depth discussion on Episode 8: Reunion. Disarming tests, Star Wars popcorn and how the Jeff Goldblum planet from Thor: Ragnarok is the window to an MCU-Star Wars crossover. Look for our next episode on July 13 as we continue our Summer Hours! Go live that vaccine life!Helpful links referenced in this episode:Keep an eye out for tickets to the Schmoedown Collision on Saturday, July 31 (sorry we had the wrong date before!) to see Laura take on the reigning champion, Andrew DimalantaCatch Laura on The Geek Buddies reviews of the Bad BatchTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 61: Gonky Kong Country

Ep 61: Gonky Kong Country

2021-06-0101:03:23

In Episode 61, hosts Alyce and Laura celebrate* Clink, Muchi and being only 8 episodes away from Episode 69. HEY OH! There’s only one right way to make a mimosa and it involves and eye dropper Is a Han Solo Disney+ series in the works?Broken trumpets and small handsIs Rangers of the Republic axed or is it just clickbait? Or do we all need to go outside?JJ Abrams uses his words in an interview, but to what avail? Boy oh boy are we behind on reading. But that didn't stop us from checking out a new excerpt from the upcoming Star Wars: The High Republic: The Rising Storm by Cavan Scott picks up where Light of the Jedi left off with Bell ZettifarRecap on Tap: The Bad Batch. A quick section on episode 4, “Cornered,” then we dive into a more thorough review/recap of episode 5, “Rampage.”Do you want to see a Han Solo show? What kind of crazy hijinks and adorable creatures will we see in the rest of The Bad Batch season 1? Did Ody Mandrell ever visit Ord Mantell? Shoot us an email and let us know, or just say hello, at forcetoastpod@gmail.com! Helpful links referenced in this episode:Laura and Rocha discuss the galaxy’s favorite Grand Moff, Wilhuff Tarkin, in the May 26 episode of The Jedi WayGeek Buddies reviews Episode 4 and Episode 5 of The Bad BatchTim Sim interviews Laura on The Insight OvertimeThe Schmoedown Throwdown featuring Laura competing in the Star Wars Championship is happening on Saturday, July 10! We’ll post a link when the tickets go on saleTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Hey there, Maxxonistas! It’s Episode 60 of Force Toast and hosts Alyce and Laura recap* all that big Star Wars news we got on May the Fourth except OH WAIT, WE DIDN’T GET ANY. Star Wars Celebration 2022 has new dates. Again. Worried about masks, cosplay and travel? Why you shouldn’t panic yet.KENOBI WATCH. What’s this about a new Obi-Wan costume? Maybe that means no costume? Maybe the new costume is his birthday suit? A girl can dream. We haven’t seen (heard) the last of Matt Lanter as Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars animation (via EW). Also look at this video of Hayden Christensen imitating Matt Lanter’s Anakin. It will mess with your mind.This high-end, adults-only Star Wars bar sounds awesome, if only it weren’t on a nasty, ocean-polluting cruiseYou can now read the prologue of Cavan Scott’s upcoming novel, Star Wars The High Republic: The Rising Storm (via starwars.com). We kind of loved it.Super mature hand gesturesFriend dates and friend-iversaries Release dates for the next three Star Wars films. Though maybe don’t get attached - there’s always a chance they could change. Dee Bradley Baker talks to Entertainment Tonight about Star Wars: The Bad BatchRECAP ON TAP: The Bad Batch. A quick section on episode 2, “Cut and Run,” then we dive into a more thorough review/recap of episode 3, “Replacements.”Helpful links referenced in this episode:John Rocha and Laura revisit Rogue One to discuss why it’s simply amazing on The Jedi WayLaura joins The Geek Buddies to review The Bad Batch episode 3, “Replacements” Stay tuned to The Outlaw Nation YouTube channel for a new episode of The Jedi Way on the Grand Moff himself, Wilhuff Tarkin Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
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