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Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Author: Alyce and Laura Love Star Wars

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Two Star Wars-obsessed Chicagoans discuss everyone’s favorite galaxy far, far away in this bi-weekly happy hour podcast. From the films to the novels and everything in between, hosts Alyce and Laura get you up to date on the latest Star Wars news, complete with some minor wine-induced garbling. Grab your favorite beverage and get toasted with Alyce and Laura. Email us at forcetoastpod@gmail.com
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Ep 40: The Bad B*tches

Ep 40: The Bad B*tches

2020-07-2801:01:08

First off, on a scale from 1 to 10, how perfect are you at grilling shrimp? The answer: nowhere near as perfect as Ewan McGregor in the newest chapter of Alyce’s Obi-Wan Erotica. But we digress.In episode 40, hosts Alyce & Laura kick* their innocent, little podcast out of the house in hopes that it will learn to support itself! It’s a lesson in tough love, friends. But in the meantime, let’s dive into what’s new in a galaxy far, far away!Hop on the Caravan of Corrections for a lesson in what The Mandalorian novel will actually be about, courtesy of our buddy DavorWe have mixed feelings about The Bad Batch seriesTwitter gathers, and now our watch begins. It shall not end until the Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+ premiers. BEARD WATCHA Lando-centric series for Disney+? But... how would that work? To quote L3-37: it works. Rumor courtesy of Kessel Run TransmissionsOur initial thoughts on the Doctor Aphra audio drama, based solely on this excerpt Alyce recaps the Lucasfilm Publishing Panel from Comic-Con At HomeA voicemail from Andrew from the Rebel Scum Podcast network with a great prompt about Star Wars books but no burps. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.How many Game of Thrones references can we fit into this description?Our favorite Star Wars films: the moment when you just knowOur friend Solo just caught up with the show and sent us some drop ass droid trivia. See how we did!Helpful links referenced in this episode:Enjoying Force Toast? Send us some love in the form of dollars on our Ko-Fi page!We bid our friends at Force Cult a fond farewell as they end their show after 200 episodes! We joined them for one last game of Would You Rathtar in their last episode ever!  Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 39: Baby Yodios

Ep 39: Baby Yodios

2020-07-1401:18:54

Cheese dip, f*ck yeah.  By the way, we curse* in this podcast. This is your first and last warning, new listeners. Oh, and also, welcome!In Episode 39, hosts Alyce & Laura are here to sh*t all over the latest and greatest in stupid Star Wars rumors, name the newest cereals and get you up to speed on the news! We have made our demands clear: Let Rats MateThe sequel trilogy ain’t going anywhere. Sorry, haters. Mandalorian books! Activity books! Cereal? Music video! John Corbett’s flowing locks!Planning to read Thrawn Ascendancy: Chaos Rising in September? Not a bad idea to get your head in the game early.What is the strategy with Aphra? Why is the moon red? Alyce found the hardest Star Wars trivia in Trivial PursuitWhat is “tex-mex”?Send your voicemail that BETTER INCLUDE A BURP to forcetoastpod@gmail.comHelpful links referenced in this episode:Laura talks Star Wars and Schmoedown with Ben Goddard on YouTubeCheck out listener Maria’s new podcast: Sistas With Sabers Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
When 2020 began, did you ever consider that it would give you a Star Wars podcast that covers topics Hutts in hats, whether or not Galen Erso is a boob man, Beavis & Butthead impressions and birth control in Star Wars? The answer is no. No one could have predicted that. But here we are. Hosts Alyce & Laura bring* you all of this and more in Episode 38 of Force Toast! What’s new in Quarantine QornerThe Movie Trivia Schmoedown’s Star Wars tournament continues! What happened in the last 2 weeks in the Star Wars fandomWarning: Star Wars: Squadrons may cause controversies (and motion sickness)Alyce recaps the new excerpt from The High Republic: The Light of the Jedi The dumbest Star Wars rumor we’ve heard in a long timeMark Hamill is omnipresent; important Star Wars trivia for you to share at partiesThe latest in Star Wars animation rumors courtesy of our friends at Kessel Run TransmissionsQuarantine Qorner part twoOur initial thoughts on Alphabet Squadron: Shadow Fall (no spoilers!)A voicemail from our friend Aris about burping. Okay, it’s mainly about Queen’s Peril, but burping is the most important part. There’s not much to spoil in the book as a whole and we would not consider this discussion to be spoilery, BUT if you want to go into the novel TOTALLY spoiler-free, avoid 49:35-57:30Seriously top notch Star Wars trivia questions from Hobbit Feet AndyHelpful links referenced in this episode:Laura’s next Schmowdown match is happening on July 1 on twitch!Catch up on the tournament with Mollie Damon vs. Andrew Dimalanta Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 37: Without Incident

Ep 37: Without Incident

2020-06-1601:10:23

Cheers beers! It’s finally summer! And we’re toasting to our amazing community because there’s nothing sweeter than knowing our listeners AREN’T a bunch of racist bigots. We just love you, okay? Thanks for being you. Anyway, there’s not a lot of news, but hosts Alyce and Laura make* it work, bitch. Sorry, you’re not a bitch. That was mean. You now know more about Star Wars: Squadrons than we did when we recorded this but we still have some maybe good guesses (?) as to what it's about.It’s 2020 and there’s a new point of view in town! It’s the 40th Anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back so IT gets a point of view and YOU get a point of view and YOU get a point of view! And a car!You don’t actually get a car.We’re talking about “Queen’s Peril” by EK Johnston and handmaiden handemonium! If you want to avoid spoilers for a book that doesn’t really spoil anything about anything, skip 20:55-53:43.Dope ass trivia tip from our friend Aaron.Star Wars trivia from our buddy Dr. Davor and our friend The Caffeinated Diabetic aka Scott! Thank you so much for saving us from using trivial pursuit cards!Helpful links referenced in this episode:What Star Wars: Squadrons is actually aboutLaura’s guest appearance on Let’s Get Ready to Talk SchmoedownRight now Youtini is donating 100% of its profits from affiliate links to Black Lives Matter. If you haven’t tried audible yet, use their link to get a free audiobook and support BLM Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 36: Coors Lights Out

Ep 36: Coors Lights Out

2020-06-0401:14:30

As we go on...We remember...All the times our moms made us cry at graduation DAMMIT MOMIt’s graduation season (see what we did up there?) and hosts Alyce and Laura are graduating* from… well, nothing. So why not crack open a Coors Light, do a half victory lap and have an indoor carnival or something? Some Schmodown talkVocabulary lessonsThe search is on for a live action Ezra Bridger! (allegedly)Excerpts from Queen’s Peril and Poe Dameron: Free FallThe new Thrawn trilogy will be here sooner than we thought and The High Republic gets pushed to 2021We react and analyze Dave Filoni’s monologue on The Phantom Menace and fatherhood in Star Wars from Disney Gallery’s The MandalorianOur favorite ships (not romance, like actual ships) in Star WarsMore trivia courtesy of Allen Voivod of Star Wars 7x7 (he’s so much better at writing questions than we are)Do you want to help Laura study up for the next round of the tournament? We could use some help with the crawls, prequels and The Clone Wars film! Send your best Star Wars trivia questions to alyce@forcetoastpod.comDo you have a fun graduation story? Parties, ceremonies, speeches, something inspiring, something funny? Send us a message and we’ll share it on the show!Helpful links referenced in this episode:Alyce’s guest appearance on The Sith ListAlyce & Laura guest appearance on Pink MilkLaura kills the lights in Round 1 of the Movie Trivia Schmoedown’s Star Wars tournament Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
May the Fourth Be With You Two Weeks Ago, Basically! This is Episode 35 of Force Toast and hosts Alyce & Laura are going to take* you on a wild, roundabout ride to get you caught up on all the cool things we’ve learned since Star Wars Day! It’s not Laura’s birthday anymore but don’t tell her that.Taika Waititi is the best and anyone that says otherwise can GTFO.You should also watch Penny Dreadful (the old one, not the new one).There are so many Mando Season 2 leaks but could we, like, just not?Bitching about BobaRandom thoughts with AlyceLaura crushes Alyce’s short-lived aspirations of becoming a playwright.A tangent about 90s cartoonsStuff you may have missed on May the FourthWould you rather eat 80 items off of Taco Bell’s dollar menu in one sitting or buy a headband?Alyce takes over Recap on Tap for the finale of The Clone Wars season 7Trivia Extravaganza, courtesy of Allen Voivod of Star Wars 7x7, Andy, Davor, Luis and RikQUICK, NAME A CHARACTER JEFF GOLDBLUM HAS PLAYED THAT ISN’T IAN MALCOLMHelpful links referenced in this episode:Your task this week is to fire up Attack of the Clones on Disney+ and our movie commentary with Alden Diaz and then tweet us when you hear the Caravan of Corrections roll on byMarc Thompson performs the TROS novelization for Star Wars DayTake a virtual ride on Disney’s Rise of the Resistance (includes spoilers for the ride)Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
The little sprinkle of lady power you didn’t know you needed this week! Or did you know you needed it? Did you actually go into this week hoping to get some sloppy, green girl power (why is it green?) dumped all over your face? Because it’s happening. Too much? May we offer you a dab of Essence of Hand instead? Either way, hosts Alyce and Laura are here* to deliver your bi-weekly dose of Star Wars and snark, garnished with a little bit of not understanding what’s going on in The Clone Wars.Why you probably shouldn't hire us to baby-sit The Q&A with Dave Filoni and Daddy Star Wars himself, George LucasNew Star Wars series incoming from “Russian Doll” showrunnerMerry Christmas, Baby Yoda: A Mariah Carey Special More TROS fixes, courtesy of the film’s junior novelizationYou have until May 8 to get the Queen’s Shadow ebook for FREEDo you like Doctor Aphra? Did you enjoy Dooku: Jedi Lost? Boy, are you in for a treat!Recap on Tap! The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episodes 10 and 11 (avoiding spoilers? Skip 43:00-1:20:00)Listener Ryan sends us an insane article full of Grade A Horsesh*t and asks us for a rebuttal so strap in, haters, because this shiz is going down. Star Wars Trivia - it’s trivial pursuit for Laura and The Phantom Menace for AlyceIn case you missed it, your Snoke theory still sucks! Find even more Force Toast content:Alyce & Laura on the Super Civil Servants Podcast (seriously, trying saying it even ONE TIME fast!)The Moment Star Wars Spoke to Me: As a Woman (Laura’s piece on Ahsoka in Star Wars Rebels begins ~20 min) Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 33: Hit It and Quit It

Ep 33: Hit It and Quit It

2020-04-2101:19:39

MARSDEN WATCHJames/Scott Marsden remains at large but, rest assured, hosts Alyce and Laura are on the case*! In Episode 33, the COVID-19 quarantine continues. Alyce has given up on needlepoint. Laura is running around her apartment, burping loudly. So really, nothing has changed.There’s a lot of Star Wars news! Yay! We’ll get you caught up.Comic Con cancelled and what it means for Star Wars Celebration AnaheimA rare Dave Filoni sighting on social mediaUpdates on the Cassian Andor series and live-action Ahsoka rumorsWe’re getting a dope ass Mandalorian docu-series!Recap on Tap! The Clone Wars Season 7: the Martez sisters arc wraps and The Siege of Mandalore begins!Listener questions on our favorite scenes, film sequences we’d like to see in animation and Star Wars make-upSTAY INSIDE, SEX MACHINE!Helpful links referenced in this episode:Force Toast’s guest spots on Star Wars 7x7 and Ach-To RadioUp your Zoom game with Star Wars backgrounds Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 32: Clear Nastiness

Ep 32: Clear Nastiness

2020-04-0701:52:29

Are those bushes growing on your face or are you just not getting your eyebrows waxed during quarantine? If so, same. Thankfully for you all, hosts Alyce and Laura have no plans to transition this show to a video podcast. In Episode 32, your hosts are lingering* somewhere between boredom and madness. Origami cranes. Balloon animals. Needlepoint? TikTok?! Fortunately there’s some Star Wars stuff to keep them sane…But who knows for how much longer? Is Scott Marsden a person?Per Variety, the Kenobi series has a new… well, I guess we’re supposed to call him a writer? Meet the Jedi Knights of the High Republic and sit around and soak up all of their completely unflawed awesomeness.New art, who dis? You imagined the villain from Alphabet Squadron wrong.Alyce made balloon animals.Ready to rock and ROLL OUT? Wee Baby Benny Boo Boo Solo and the blue butterflies are here for your short attention spanRecap on Tap! The Clone Wars season 7, episodes 6 and 7 [If you’re not caught up and avoiding spoilers, skip 38:05-1:04:50]Listener questions! Who should write the next Star War, what if Star Wars did a What If on Star Wars, footage from Star Wars: Underworld, speculating which characters will make the leap to live-action series, and Star Wars characters’ go-to drink ordersStar Wars Trivia courtesy of Dr. DavorOther helpful links referenced in this episode:Cutting your own hair hackForce Toast guest spot on Hyperspace Hangout  Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, WASH YOUR F***ING HANDS, YA NASTIESDoes anyone else feel like you’ve lived through an apocalypse since we last recorded? No? Just us? Somehow hosts Alyce and Laura have managed* to survive this long, so grab a beverage and let’s all toast to our impending doom! There’s not a ton of news to cover, so in episode 31, we dive into the important things in life, like hand-washing, petty theft and our go-to Karaoke favorites. And yeah, there’s some Star Wars stuff in there too! Rosario Dawson allegedly joins the cast of The Mandalorian in Season 2 and fans are dividedThe Rise of Skywalker digital release came out early and wants to sooth your sad, little quarantined soul with a dose of special features.Does The Rise of Skywalker make a better book than movie? A discussion on the novelization.Recap on Tap! Spoiler alerts ahead! The Rise of Kylo Ren issue #4 (spoilers from 37:00-55:30) and then it’s so long, Bad Batch! Hello, Ahsoka! The Clone Wars Season 7, episodes 4 and 5 (avoid spoilers for TCW 55:40-1:19:50).Then we turn to YOU to help us fill the time. Ah, the beauty of human connection. Thanks to all of our friends who wrote in! Mike (@skymauler), Dan aka F*ckface (@RomanianDrmboat), Katie (@lickle_pickle), and our good buddy Andy!Getting jerked off by Star Wars and all the teasing about possible live-action Ahsoka. It’s a voicemail from our friend, Maria! (@blerdgirljedi)!  Trivia courtesy of Andy! Laura takes on Star Wars Rebels and it’s all about Attack of the Clones for Alyce.Bless you!Helpful links referenced in this episode:EW’s 10 songs for your coronavirus hand-washing routine that aren't 'Happy Birthday'Alyce and Laura on SEN After LiveLaura on Tarkin Tangents via The Bad Motivators PatreonStarWars.com interviews TROS novelization author Rae CarsonTwitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 30: Nah, Bish

Ep 30: Nah, Bish

2020-03-1001:53:15

Saddle up, pilgrim! Hosts Alyce and Laura react* to all the Star Wars nonsense in the news!   There’s book stuff, bra stuff, rumors stuff, TROS stuff and, of course, The Clone Wars stuff for your listening pleasure.“Long have I waited... for Project Luminous to be revealed!” -Palpatine in TROS (pretty sure). Our reactions to the new Star Wars publishing initiative!Speculation and rumors for the Kenobi series and The Mandalorian Season 2.The Rise of Skywalker: Sure, we’ve all seen it, but do any of us  have any idea what we saw? Or didn’t see? Is anything in life real, or is all just more than a clone, but less than a man? Hints of deleted scenes, Ian McDiarmid goes to Brussels and what to expect in the novelization.Recap on Tap! The Bad Batch arc continues in The Clone Wars season 7, episodes 2 and 3Our favorite funny moments in Star WarsTriviaMotivation to get Alyce and all you lazy areolas to the gymHelpful links referenced in this episode:The Moment Star Wars Spoke to Me Trailer from Postcards from the Galaxy’s EdgeLaura’s Top 5 Canon Novels on the Rebel Scum PodcastForce Toast live tweets the Star Wars Books panel at C2E2Forbes’ overview of what we know about Project Luminous so farThe Hollywood Reporter drops an excerpt of EK Johnston’s novel Queen’s PerilCollider’s interview with Lucasfilm’s Neal ScanlanStarWars.com comics preview, including The Rise of Kylo Ren #4 Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Remember in The Empire Strikes Back when Han and Leia were bickering on the Falcon and he was like, “I GOT IT, LADY!” Yes? Same. Yes, we also remember that. Because trivia.In episode 29, hosts Alyce and Laura miss* Project Luminous by a hair and have to talk about… Star Wars? A true departure. So brave. One must always be blazing trails. Fun fact: Beavis & Butthead comes up a lot in this episode. Who knew that Alyce’s obscure hidden talent is her Beavis impression? What’s in the news:Another Star Wars movie is allegedly in the works. But is it, though? Dave Filoni speaks with Entertainment Weekly about Season 7 of The Clone WarsDetails on The Rise of Skywalker digital release and blu-rayRecap On Tap:Force Collector - skip 27:00-1:07:15 to avoid spoilersThe Rise of Kylo Ren #3 - spoilers at 1:08:50-1:20:14The Clone Wars Season 7 premiere, The Bad Batch with special guest Maria! Avoiding spoilers? (sorry European listeners!) skip 1:27:20-1:50:13Helpful links referenced in this episode:More Force Toasted goodness on The Sith List, Episode 184Stay tuned to the Rogue Won feed for our upcoming guest spot with Rogue Won Johnny! Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
TRAINING MONTAGES! MAUL’S METAL BIRD LEGS! GREEN GOO! SAW GOES ROGUE! FLORUM! JULIA! HONDO!Hosts Alyce and Laura wrap up* Force Toast’s bonus series of Recap on Tap with Seasons 5 and 6 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars so they can go back to doing literally anything else besides watching The Clone Wars… that is, until Friday when they will, inevitably watch MORE Clone Wars OH MY GOD.THERE IS NO ESCAPE.This is our life now.Fun fact: if you were to attempt to watch/re-watch every episode of The Clone Wars (like we did, you’re welcome), it would take you over 44 hours!Now you don’t have to! We recap every episode (pretty sure we got ‘em all this time) and tell you which arcs are essential viewing, just in case you want to squeeze in a little quality time with Seasons 5 and 6 before Season 7 premieres this week! Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 28: A Toast to Year One

Ep 28: A Toast to Year One

2020-02-1102:16:55

Go shawty!It’s your birthday!We gonna party like it’s your birthday!We’re gonna sip soy sauce beer like it’s your birthday!It’s a TOAST to Force Toast! Hosts Alyce and Laura are celebrating* the 1-year Anniversary of Force Toast’s launch in true Toasted style: by listening/reading your messages while drinking an absolutely disgusting beer that they won at Star Wars trivia.Among all of the happy wishes sprinkled throughout, we dive into what’s in the news, recap Fallen Order and Resistance and bring back our trivia segment!George Lucas is not coming back to Star Wars. Y’all didn’t seriously believe that, did you?An update on the Star War that’s sure to drain your savings account: the forthcoming Star Wars hotelSilver fox of Ren and no blondes allowed in the preview of The Rise of Kylo Ren #3 comicVanity Fair and ILM reveal the visual effects magic behind The Rise of Skywalker Recap On Tap!Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order - Avoid SPOILERS 1:02:40- 1:19:40Star Wars Resistance series finale - Avoid SPOILERS for The Escape 1:22:45 - 1:43:50We weigh in about EK Johnston’s take on the Anidala “break up”Thank you to everyone who emailed, voice-mailed or sent smoke signals to celebrate Force Toast’s birthday!Rik - save us a seat at the bar!Rural Farm Boy - see you on the radio!King Tom - we’re raise a glass of kool-aid to you, your majestyMaria - thank you for being our imaginary/internet/IRL friendThe Sith List - how DARE you say “sh-t” on our podcast??!!The return of THE TRIVS! Just a little warm upHelpful links referenced in this episode:The Nerdist’s article on the Star Wars hotelPolygon.com’s article on the upcoming Poe YA novel and author interviewVisual Effects reel for TROS via Vanity FairListener Joey is going to Galaxy’s Edge soon, courtesy of the Make a Wish Foundation! If you’re feeling generous, share your generosity at wish.org! Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Yeah, we’re leaning into it now so you better be reading the next line in the style of The Clone Wars intro narrator.BOOS! FIREY FORCE BUTTHOLE! SHIRTLESS FISTO! MAGIC NECKLACE! FLUID SACKS! BISCUIT!Hosts Alyce and Laura are recapping* Seasons 3 and 4 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars to get YOU ready to kick it with Season 7 when it drops on February 21!So the idea behind this bonus series of Recap On Tap was to save you time - you wouldn’t have to re-watch the whole series if you don’t want to! Yay for saving time! You could just listen to us and we’ll give you highlights and a list of essential episodes to watch/re-watch!...then we talked for, like, 3 hours.So did we actually save you a bunch of time?Well… yeah, kind of! So you’re welcome!Look out for Part 3 of this Clone Wars bonus series in ~2 weeks, when we'll cover Seasons 5 and 6! Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 27: Fishy As Folk

Ep 27: Fishy As Folk

2020-01-2801:46:53

First up! Feeling generous? Ever thought about how much childhood cancer sucks balls? Our friend Nico is raising money for the Four Diamonds at Penn State Children’s Hospital. Donate to his fundraising page and spread the word using hashtag #Trivia4THON2Now, on to the sh-tshow! It’s almost Force Toast’s FIRST Birthday! And you know what that means! It means hosts Alyce and Laura are going to get into an argument* on mic over a cartoon!lol no but seriously, things get violentLaura takes a pilgrimage to Black Spire Outpost at Batuu EastAvoid SPOILERS for Rise of the Resistance 12:30-16:00Avoid SPOILERS for The Void’s Secrets of the Empire 17:05-20:00The Clone Wars is finally feeding us rats! We discuss the trailer that dropped on January 22, 2020Kenobi is on hold. Like, on the phone. He’s standing there twiddling his lightsaber, remembering the good ol’ days when there was more elegant hold music for a more civilized age.The Rise of Skywalker and what would have been if Trevorrow and Connolly’s episode 9 script had come to fruitionRecap On Tap! Alyce covers Star Wars Resistance episodes 15, 16 and 17Avoid SPOILERS for Star Wars Resistance 1:02:26-1:23:36Question from our friend Andy about Star Wars musicVoicemail from Maria with tips for visiting Galaxy’s EdgeOur birthday is coming up! Force Toast turns 1 Year Old on February 5, 2020! Send us some love and love will come back to you. You know, karma and stuff.Helpful links referenced in this episode:Alyce’s guest spot on Episode 15 of Tarkin Tangents. Find it on the Bad Motivators’ Patreon! Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
*To be read in the style of The Clone Wars intro narrator*Cat-Lemur People! Scottish accent attempts! Angels from the moons of Iego! Upside down tulip costumes! Hosts Alyce and Laura are recapping* Seasons 1 and 2 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars so YOU, dear friends, can be ready as hell for Season 7 when it drops on February 21!Has it been a few years since you watched or re-watched all the seasons of this beloved animated series? Do you want to do a full re-watch, but you can’t because you have a life? Have you tried to do a full re-watch but you somehow end up re-watching Mando every time you open the Disney+ app? (Honestly, same.) Or maybe you just want to skip the seasons of Annoying Ahsoka. Either way, we’ll make sure you’ve got all the essential bits. One thing to note: we skipped The Clone Wars film from 2008. We just didn’t feel like watching it. It introduces the audience to Ahsoka Tano, so it’s kind of essential viewing if you’ve NEVER seen the show. But for the sake of these recaps - and our sanity - we skipped it.Look out for Ep 2 of this Clone Wars bonus series in ~2 weeks, when we'll cover Seasons 3 and 4! Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 26: The Rise of Skylo

Ep 26: The Rise of Skylo

2020-01-1401:54:11

NEW DECADE WHO DIS? Honestly, who would have thought we would survive 2019? Like, not just this podcast, but all of us?A good question… for another time.Hosts Alyce and Laura hit RECORD* this time to bring you the latest rumors, news and recaps on anything and everything Star Wars!What’s in the NewsRUMOR via MSW: the High Republic and next Star Wars film sagaRUMOR via Kessel Run Transmissions: the Star Wars Rebels sequel seriesThe Rise of Skywalker media circus continuesThe Cassian Andor series casting callRecap On TapResistance Reborn novel (brief discussion) | Avoid 30:30-35:15 for spoilersThe Rise of Kylo Ren comic: Issues 1 and 2 | Avoid 36:25-54:55 for spoilersThe Mandalorian - Season 1Star Wars Resistance - Season 2, episodes 11-14From the InboxWe catch up with Maria on all the Star Wars stuff coming in 2020Billy ponders the Force Dyad and where we may see it againTriviaLaura shares some highlights from The Rise of Skywalker Visual DictionaryOther helpful links referenced in this episode:Dave Filoni’s Gandalf/Ahsoka drawing on InstagramVanity Fair’s The Guardians of LeiaYahoo! Entertainment on the Visual Effects Secrets of The Rise of Skywalker Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Happy New Year’s Eve! So we went to the theater a while back and saw a new movie - maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s a little indie flick called Star Wars or something. Hosts Alyce and Laura are going* full throttle on spoilers for the new film Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. If you have not seen it and still plan to and don’t want to be spoiled, go no further! There are even spoilers below! Seriously, stop reading!Are you unspoiled people gone? Okay, good.On the docket:Pre-TROS: What got spoiled for us ahead of time. Damn you, all you f*ckers who posted spoilers on twitter for this movie.The crawl… woofGetting intimate with grandaddy Palps’ fingersSkywalking through the plot, planet by planetRemember when we prophesized that TROS would just be the last Potter film, and then it kinda was?SandSo much sandForce Toast LukeNot sure if you knew, but as it turns out, Lando has a huge… rolodexBEN’S LIL SHRUGDementor PalpatineTROS Pro-Tip: go see TROS in a Dolby Atmos theater and close your eyes during the Jedi Voices sceneHow Laura became a Reylo/Ben Solo Stan (subtitle for a future autobiography)Helpful link for this episode:The Rise of Skywalker reaction on YouTube with Blue Bantha Milk Co feat. Alyce and Laura (Force Toast joins at 1:38:10)Force Toast signing off for 2019, friends! We’ll see you in 2020: The Year of Alyce!Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
Ep 24: Meesa Venisa

Ep 24: Meesa Venisa

2019-12-1702:17:35

Laura does bad impressions/accents and Alyce is feeling a little icky but the show must go on!Anyone else starting to feel like you’ve seen most of The Rise of Skywalker already with all these TV spots? To avoid a 6-hour podcast that covers all of them, hosts Alyce and Laura each pick* their favorite TV spot to discuss.Maybe a Spoiler? Laura’s pick is a clip/trailer called “[REDACTED] Meets [REDACTED]” that was released on YouTube channel on 12/12/19. To avoid this discussion, skip 14:30-18:15The Global Press Conference for TROS took place on Dec 4, but one of the more interesting movie details to come out of it was from the costume exhibit at the event. An image of the caption from Leia’s costume references the plot of TROS. Too spoilery for you? Skip 19:40-22:15We talk vaguely about The Rise of Skywalker soundtrack details that leaked on Disney’s For Your Consideration/Awards site. Don’t panic - no spoiler warning needed here.Did you hear that a prequel to Queen’s Shadow is in the works? You did? Us too! Yay books! Author E.K. Johnston is writing Queen’s Peril and it sounds like it’s basically going to be RuPaul’s Drag Race But On Naboo, and we are 100% here for it.Who’s pumped for The Rise of Kylo Ren comic? We’re pumped for The Rise of Kylo Ren comic! We discuss the exclusive preview that was posted on starwars.com last week.Recap Kneecap, begone with you! We’ve got a new segment name for our discussion on The Mandalorian (S1, eps 4-6) and Star Wars Resistance (S2, eps 8-10)!We heard from so many friends this week! Voicemails from Maria (@blerdgirljedi) on Mando, Mike Harris on TROS anxiety, and Aris (@ArisInSF) joins Club Rebels. We also have a question from listener Tully about how to cope when the Star Wars fandom starts to lose its luster.Finally, Force Toast took to the West Coast to battle it out in the trivia trenches of downtown Los Angeles. We take a break from our regular trivia segment to discuss/react to the Star Wars match that took place at the Schmoedown Spectacular IV. Check out the match on YouTube on 12/17! Schmoedown Spoilers abound!Helpful links referenced in this episode:Alyce’s favorite TROS TV spot: “Duel”Laura’s favorite TROS TV spot/trailer: [Kinda Spoilery name redacted]Schmoedown Spectacular IV (Star Wars is Match #2 of 5) on YouTubePreview Issue #1 of The Rise of Kylo Ren comic, out December 18Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodEmail: forcetoastpod@gmail.comWebsite: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!
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