Fortune Kit

Songs and podcasts from @charlesraustin @DanBoeckner and @lowenaffchen

209 - Running Up a $500,000 Tab at Dinner with Jay-Z

Charles and Alex read Rolling Stone's Kid Rock profile and realize that he needs to tour with Bruce Springsteen to heal America. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

05-28
01:11:25

208 - Gone Off That Shit Clinically Proven to Boost Brian Wilson's Mental Function

Charles and Alex want to do the drugs their favorite 80-year-old psychedelic rock artists are doing. Plus a check-in on Kanye's presidential campaign. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

05-21
59:56

207 - Too Hot for TV

Charles and Alex discuss Da Band's very limited discography and check in on P. Diddy's whereabouts. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

05-10
01:00:11

206 - The Transformers at the Great Car Rally [Patreon Preview]

Charles and Alex catch up on Motley Crue, look at legislation congratulating musicians, and listen to a 1984 spoken-word album where the Transformers race in a car rally. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103569650

05-03
03:08

205 - No One Opaque Faceless Institution Should Have All That Power

Charles and Alex catch up with Kanye's latest blunders and listen to the 1982 Pac-Man Christmas album and some '80s McDonald's songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

04-26
01:04:45

204 - Tuff Titty Rap (ft. Hesse)

Hesse joins Charles and Alex to discuss oddball Sonic Youth songs, Jojo Siwa's car, and Chechnya banning music outside of a narrow tempo range. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

04-19
01:03:56

203 - Grandiloquent Songsmiths in Dirigible Balloons

Charles, Alex, and Dan realize that Peter Thiel wants to be Caligula and that Led Zeppelin was technically the first steampunk band. See Dan on tour: https://www.subpop.com/artists/boeckner/tours Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

04-12
01:04:58

202 - Silence Kit (ft. Matthew Perpetua) [Patreon Preview]

Matthew Perpetua (@perpetua) joins Charles and Alex to discuss Pavement live shows, legacy band lineup changes, and Oasis hiring Ringo Starr's son. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101774039

04-05
04:13

201 - Dolly Parton Heel Turn (ft. Lisa Vitale)

Lisa Vitale (@eyyitslisa) talks about meeting Dolly Parton, Charles is vindicated learning Neil Young's Pono player is a piece of shit, and Alex argues Radiohead isn't a real Britpop band cause the brothers don't fight in the press. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

03-29
01:08:36

200 - 200th Episode… It's Mostly About Meghan Trainor

Charles and Alex think bands should steal shampoo and shower curtains from hotel rooms and sell them as merch. Plus Meghan Trainor has yet another song about That Bass and Neil Young returns to Spotify but is still on his bullshit. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

03-22
56:32

199 - Boeckner!

Dan, Charles, and Alex talk about Dan's new album Boeckner! Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

03-15
01:00:29

198 - LSD Comes From the Lab So It's OK to Experiment With (ft. Palma)

Palma (@sweetxpalma) drops by to show Charles and Alex some deeper cuts from Jerry Garcia's catalog. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Palma's Playlist: 01 - Grateful Dead - Shakedown Street (San Diego • Dec. 28,1978) 02 - Grateful Dead - Caution (Do Not Stop On Tracks) (St. Louis, MO • March 17, 1971) 03 - Grateful Dead - The stranger (Two Souls In Communion) (Frankfurt • Europe 72) 04 - Jerry Garcia & Merl Saunders - Save Mother Earth (Feb. 1972) 05 - Jerry Garcia & Merl Saunders - Imagine (Feb. 1972) 06 - Jerry Garcia & Merl Saunders - Keepers (Berkeley • Nov. '73) 07 - Legion of Mary - What’s Going On (Jan. '75) 08 - Jerry Garcia Band - A Strange Man (Feb. '76) 09 - Reconstruction - Lovely Night for Dancing (May 18, 1979 • The Old Waldorf, San Francisco CA) 10 - Reconstruction - Mohican and the Great Spirit (May 18, 1979 • The Old Waldorf, San Francisco CA)

03-11
01:10:15

197 - Ran Red Lights to Get That Feline [Patreon Preview]

Lil Jon phones in a meditation album, Meek Mill protests too much, and the world's richest cats list is dominated by nepo-cats. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99547045

03-01
07:03

196 - One-Hour Not-Very-Strange Trip (ft. Josh Terry)

Josh Terry (@JoshhTerry) joins Charles and Alex for a not-that-strange trip through the music of the Grateful Dead. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

02-23
01:12:44

195 - XOMG POP!

Charles and Alex check out JoJo Siwa's half-assed tween pop group and Snoop Dogg's half-assed cereal brand. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

02-16
56:55

194 - Jack Antonoff Honorary White Woman

Charles and Alex reveal the winners of the Grammy categories no one pays attention to, including the night's top award: Best Children's Album. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

02-09
01:00:46

193 - Crossfaded Off Soma and Ambrosia [Patreon Preview]

Charles and Alex look at meme coins worth a billionth of a cent and argue that babies should like shoegaze (cooing vocals, lots of playing with your own feet). Plus Alex assists Billy Joel in completing his new single. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/97726880

02-02
07:38

192 - Really Really Hot Drink (ft. Nate Ruess)

Nate Ruess joins Charles and Alex to discuss his collaboration with Connie Connecticut, Cheech and Chong's new vodka bong, and… Did Green Day get TOO political on their new one!? Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Connie Connecticut's Greatest Hits is out now: https://open.spotify.com/album/052aPHp6dw3LzvlPoFmdit?si=1BZTbNQnQlyTw6AHPizQpA https://fortunekit.bandcamp.com/album/connie-connecticuts-greatest-hits

01-26
59:12

191 - Milk & OJ (ft. Zola Jesus)

Zola Jesus joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to catch up on the world's most eccentric Garfield licensee and discuss how the collapse of Pitchfork reflects the collapse of the music industry more broadly. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

01-19
01:07:55

190 - The Seance (ft. Alex Branson)

Charles, Alex, and Branson perform a seance to speak with the spirits of dead musicians to find out where they got their ideas. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

01-12
01:04:24

Will Shogren

this may be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

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