Halloween season has begun. what does the Jackalope have in store for us today? There's a dude with steampunk goggles and a giant bear trap for a mouth hanging out with Warwick Davis as "Plates" and you'll never guess what his special weapon is! It's time for Skinned Deep!
They made a Christian Mingle movie....and we watched it. I don't think there's anything else that needs to be said. Guests Specc and Gabe show up to help us try to regain some sanity, but I guess the wheels were never meant to be on in the first place.
Stop-motion Chicken ManSTOP-MOTION CHICKEN MAN!!!This movie is a lot, buckle up.
Bitter Karella joins us again to talk all about Rapid Onset Monkey Fucking...wait, what? Oh and Bitter's got a brand new book coming out Sept 3rd so go order MOONFLOW today, we've been told it's got at least FOUR fluids, so you know it's gonna be good! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitter-karella/moonflow/9780316581936/ Back to the movie, it's all about a dude that gets cucked by a chimp, but not as exciting or funny as one would hope. (wait, that describes the podcast too....well, except the monkey cuck part.
Patrick and Dustin dive headfirst into the gloriously unhinged world of Lady Terminator, the 1988 Indonesian action-horror fever dream that answers the age-old question: “What if James Cameron’s cyborg assassin also happened to be a mythical sea queen with an evil eel living in her vagina?”Expect outrageous fashion, laser-eyed stares, dialogue that feels like it was beamed in from another dimension, and more bullets than plot points. We unpack every inexplicable twist, questionable special effect, and legendary one-liner — all while trying to decide if Lady Terminator is a cinematic disaster, a secret masterpiece, or both.
It's TIME to celebrate our 100th episode and we're just BURSTing with excitement (see what I did there) . Today we're watching TIME BURST THE FINAL ALLIANCE, a movie that doesn't seem to really exist but I assure you, it's real. As the new part-owner of the podcast, Gabe decides we need some better marketability so he sends a mascot to join the show, get ready for GIBCOCK! It's podtastic...or podcastic, still not really sure.
What happens when you inject what looks like Smurf Blood directly into your brain? We assume it's similar to what Dustin is feeling from using so much Sigma Brain, maybe it's time we do something about that. Casey from the Glass Half Full Moon Podcast stops by and talks Infinity Nikki with Gimcrack and takes over the show...in more ways than one.
This week Dustin has a psychological breakthrough and Chris has a psychological break. We're excited about the new Superman movie and looks like the Jackalope is too! We're watching Justice League!! But which one? The Joss Whedon cut or the Zack Snyder cut? NEITHER! ....wait, what? We also introduce to the world Eric Roberts Roulette!
Have you ever seen a dog kung fu fight a cat? That's really all you need to know.
Wet t-shirt contests and lightsabers what could go wrong....time to find outWell, Pod Fyre was a disaster and a lot of people died (sorry 'bout that) but the show must go on! Today we're joined by special guest Cammy and coming around full circle to talk about a movie first mentioned in season 2 episode 3. The 1989 film Princess Warrior , so without further ado...it's dancing titty time
Welcome to our LIVE telethon spectacular! With exciting news and updates about the Pod Fyre Festival! Special Guests!Surprise Announcements!ELEPHANTS!For more information and to purchase tickets visit www.podfyre.com Oh, and we're talking about a movie called Space Raiders from 1983.A Star Wars ripoff that also borrows sets and scenes directly out of Battle Beyond the StarsFor more information please visit us at www.foundonshelfpod.com
Oh boy, this one is a lot. What happens when a husband who is 30 years older than his wife writes and directs a movies that is about a woman who is married to a much older man and then casts his wife to play that role? It's a truly bizarre film and the backstory is even stranger. Also we announce POD FYRE 2! That's right, the totally real festival that is really happening on an island. Visit www.podfrye.com for more information. You'll get caught up in it!
In these uncertain times of financial stability you can always count on PODCOIN to deliver, the official cyrpto currency of the Found on Shelf podcast is not at all fake...nope. On this episode we're talking about Smoking Causes Coughing...no, this isn't a TED talk about cancer, it's a movie about a group of superheroes with the power of cancer causing chemicals sitting around on a team building retreat talking about scary stories. Yeah it's bizarre, but our reality isn't exactly sane these days either. The hotline is open, leave a voicemail and tell us what you think! 252-564-8666
Let's do the knock-offs again. Did you know there was an Egyptian remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Today we are joined by Beetleju....I mean Scarab Jam, the patron saint of knock-offs to talk about this bizarre 1981 film
Three time hugo-nominated author and creator of the hilarious Midnight Pals, Bitter Karella stops by Gimcrack's to talk all things....Pinocchio? Today we're watching 964 Pinocchio a Japanese cyberpunk-horror film about a lobotomized cyborg sex slave, who is abandoned by his owners due to his inability to maintain an erection....yeah, it's a lot. We also learn about Bitter's upcoming novel MOONFLOW a story about a trans shroom dealer lost in a haunted forest & running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god. What's not to love about that?For details and where to pre-order Moonflow: https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitter-karella/moonflow/9780316581936/ Be sure to check out the Midnight Pals https://www.midnightpals.com/ Find all of Bitter's information at https://www.bitterkarella.com/
In this chaotic and hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "Rat Scratch Fever," a film that combines sci-fi horror with an outrageous premise involving giant rats and a contagion that spreads through human hosts. Our hosts, grappling with the realities of life, discuss the film's wild narrative, which sees a crew of astronauts returning from Planet X only to unleash an army of monstrous rodents upon Los Angeles.As the episode unfolds, we explore the bizarre character of Dr. Steele, played by a memorable actor known for his outrageous roles, and the film's unique blend of practical effects and miniature sets that create a truly unforgettable viewing experience. From the sheer ambition of the filmmakers to the outrageous moments that leave you both laughing and cringing, "Rat Scratch Fever" is a testament to the schlocky charm of low-budget cinema.We also have a special call-in interview with Helen from the BlueSky Watch Party "Fright Club" https://bsky.app/profile/frightya.bsky.social To help assist people with the fires in Los Angeles https://www.charitynavigator.org/discover-charities/where-to-give/palisades-fire-2025/🔑 Episode KeywordsRat Scratch Fever, Movie Review, Cryptocurrency, Horror Genre, Schlock Cinema, Pop Culture, Improvisation, Indie Film, Gimcrack Video, Alien Invasion, Practical Effects, Cult Classic, Sci-Fi Horror, Film Analysis, Comedy Podcast, Bad Movies, Watch Parties, Cinematic Discussion,
Today's episode is brought to you by Sigma Brain, change your dude type.In the latest episode of our podcast, we take a deep dive into the enigmatic world of "Turkish Star Wars," a film that has become a cult classic for its outrageous production and bizarre storytelling. This 1982 film, originally titled "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam," (The Man Who Saves the World)is infamous for its unabashed borrowing of footage from the original "Star Wars" and its unique take on the sci-fi genre.As we explore the film's origins, we discuss how it was produced during a tumultuous time in Turkey's history, where political censorship influenced the types of films that could be made. The film's director, Çetin İnanç, had to navigate these challenges creatively, leading to a mash-up of action, sci-fi, and outright absurdity. The story follows a hero who must save the world from an evil wizard, but the execution is where things get truly wild.Throughout the episode, we share some of the most memorable moments from the film, including its questionable special effects and the infamous "Halloween masks" that serve as alien costumes. The film is a testament to the creativity and resilience of filmmakers who, despite limited resources, crafted a story that continues to entertain and perplex audiences today.We also delve into the cultural impact of "Turkish Star Wars," discussing how it has garnered a dedicated fanbase and become a staple in discussions about cult cinema. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a newcomer to the world of bizarre films, this episode is sure to provide plenty of laughs and insights.So grab your popcorn and join us as we uncover the strange and forgotten relics of cinema with "Turkish Star Wars." You won't want to miss this wild ride through a film that truly defies explanation!
We discuss everything we covered in 2024 and our plans for 2025....although Gimcrack has other plans for us
Okay, look, we messed up. Thankskilling 3 wasn't technically a part 3 movie, and Day of the Beast was definitely not a part 3 movie. Now it's time to pay for our mistakes...
It's becoming quite the Christmas tradition to have the Glass Half Full Moon podcast on as guests and this year is no different. After forcing Gabe and Casey to watch three Krampus movies last year, Patrick takes it easy on them this year with an actual good movie! (okay, so it's not a part 3 movie, but it's the holidays, I'm sure no one will notice...)