Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out

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What Christmas Is All About, Flirty Wives and Open Warfare With Your Neighbours | SYLO #75

2025-12-2423:59

Open warfare with your neighbours, quitting school for a TikTok career and your wife flirting with waiters to get free drinks. Francis Foster sorts your life out for Christmas! Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 04:53 - My Neighbour Keeps Parking Across Our Driveway 09:56 - My Husband Has Started Going To The Gym. Is He Preparing To Leave Me? 14:15 - My Teenage Daughter Told Me She Wants To Drop Out Of School To Do TikTok Full-Time... 19:23 - My Wife Flirts With Waiters To Get Free Drinks. Am I Insecure Or Is She Disrespecting Us Both? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drink Driving, Meaningful Jobs and Lecturous Girlfriends | SYLO #74 - Amanda Baker

2025-12-1736:53

Refusing to get a job until you find something meaningful, driving after four pints and girlfriend's lecturing the entire family. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Amanda Baker. Amanda's Comedy Courses - https://tickettailor.com/events/amandabaker Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 05:24 - My Friend Drives After Four Pints, Do I intervene Or Mind My Own Business? 15:24 - My Son Refuses To Get A Job Until He Finds Something Meaningful 24:34 - My Brother's New Girlfriend Acts Like She's Above The Family Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dating Older Men, Quitting Your Job and Women At Work Being Handsy | SYLO #73 - Ric Diez

2025-12-1034:35

Young women dating older men, wanting to quit your job for a business venture and women at work touching you. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Ric Diez. Follow Ric: X - https://x.com/sadmanric Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sadmanric/ YouTube - @SadManRic Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 03:09 - My Daughter's New Boyfriend Is Nearly 30 10:41 - My Friend Wants To Move In With Me After Her Breakup 16:42 - A Woman At Work Keeps Touching My Arm 22:54 - I Want To Quit My Job And Go All In On A Business Idea 29:03 - My Neighbour Asked Me To Pretend I Didn't Hear His Wife Screaming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Neighbours Opening Your Parcels and Creepy Comments At A Barbecue | SYLO #72 - Lee Hurst

2025-12-0343:18

Creepy comments about your outfit from a friends' husband, neighbours opening your parcels and finding out your boyfriend is still subscribed to his ex's OnlyFans. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Lee Hurst. Follow Lee: Website - https://leehurst.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 14:57 - I've Discovered My Boyfriend Is Still Subscribed To His Ex's OnlyFans account 22:19 - My Neighbour Confessed To Opening My Parcels 33:40 - My Friend's Husband Made A Creepy Comment About My Outfit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coming to America, Britain's Gift to the World, Lying on CVs and Family Borrowing Money | SYLO #71

2025-11-2634:04

The recent TRIGGERnometry trip to America, family members borrowing money, no longer finding your partner sexually attractive and finding out your husband is watching porn at work. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 04:43 - Being Back In The UK After The America Trip 16:55 - I Think My Husband Is Watching Porn At Work 20:16 - I Lied On My CV About A Qualification And Now They Want Me To Teach It 25:35 - My Brother Keeps Borrowing Money And Never Pays Me Back 29:00 - My Mrs Told Me She Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Influencer Culture, Diversity Hires and Lying About Who You Voted For | SYLO #70

2025-11-1928:45

Diversity hires, lying about who you vote for, "borrowing" your friends clothes and influencer culture. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro/America Plans 09:09 - I Can't Decide If Influencer Culture Is Freedom Or Slavery 13:27 - I Lent My Friend My Coat Last Winter And She's Still Wearing It 15:38 - I Told A Friend She Only Got The Job Because She's A Diversity Hire 20:05 - I Caught My Dad Lying About Voting For Labour After Years Of Tory Loyalty 24:08 - I Heard Someone Say Straight White Men Need To Sit This Decade Out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Silence In Lifts, Tipping Deliveroo Riders and Picking a Trade Over Uni | SYLO #69 - Andrew Mensah

2025-11-1248:07

Nobody speaking in lifts, tipping fast food delivery riders, quitting your job with no plan and picking a trade over going to university. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Mensah. Follow Andrew: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/andrewmensah_/ Website - https://andrewmensahcomedy.com/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 06:58 - My Mate Says He Doesn't Tip Deliveroo Riders 14:34 - My Mate Wants To Just Quit His Job And Move To Portugal 30:51 - I Got In A Lift And Nobody Spoke For Twelve Floors 39:50 - I Told My Son To Pick A Trade Instead Of Going To University Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being Middle-Aged And Invisible, Panel Shows and Private Healthcare | SYLO #68 - Luisa Omielan

2025-11-0541:461

Filming gigs on your phone, private healthcare, AI chatbots and being invisible in your forties. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Luisa Omielan. Luisa's Links: Website/BuyTickets - https://www.luisaomielan.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/luisaomielan Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 03:10 - I Went To A Gig Where Some Of The Crowd Filmed The Whole Show On Their Phone 11:12 - I Feel I'm More Invisible In My Forties Than I Was In My Twenties 18:07 - My Wife Insists On Separating Our Recycling... 27:08 - The New AI Chatbot At My GP Surgery Keeps Telling Me I Can't Have An Appointment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Studying Fine Art, Covid Snitches and Teachers On Only Fans | SYLO #67 - Miriam Elia

2025-10-2938:15

Studying fine art at university, finding out one of your child's teachers is on OnlyFans and being snitched on by your neighbour during Covid lockdowns. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Miriam Elia. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 10:53 - My Daughter Has Applied To University To Study Fine Art 20:13 - During Covid My Neighbour Snitched On Me For Going To The Park 25:49 - We Found Out A Teacher At My Sons School Has An OnlyFans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Male Feminists, Gender Ideology Is Everywhere and OnlyFans Creators | SYLO #66 - Posie Parker

2025-10-2245:111

Refusing to date male feminists, appearing on Blind Date, secret TikTok accounts and interviewing Lily Phillips. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Posie Parker. Follow Posie: X - https://x.com/ThePosieParker YouTube - @KellieJayKeen Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 12:06 - A Friend Of Mine Says She Won't Date Feminists 31:50 - I Discovered My Daughter Has A Secret TikTok Account 43:53 - My Mate Won't Date A Woman That Earns More Than Him Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Online Dating, Indefinite Leave To Remain and Sex Parties | SYLO #65 - Fraser Myers

2025-10-1537:35

Eating dinner as a family, Reform UK's indefinite leave to remain (ILR) plans and not getting any sex at a sex party. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Fraser Myers. Follow Fraser's work: https://x.com/FraserMyers https://x.com/spikedonline https://spiked-online.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 02:37 - My Teenage Son Won't Eat Dinner With Us Anymore 21:02 - Reform UK Wanting To Abolish Indefinite Leave To Remain 32:21 - We Tried Swinging Once... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wellness Days, University Is A Scam and Why Do We Have A King? | SYLO #64 - Steve Allen

2025-10-0845:58

Wellness days at work instead of pay rises, why we have a King and are books now irrelevant? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Steve Allen. Follow Steve on Social Media: X - https://x.com/mrstevenallen Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 07:28 - My Boss Offered Us Wellness Days Instead Of A Pay Rise 22:38 - My Mate Hasn't Read A Book In Five Years 29:34 - My Son Asked Me Why Our Country Has A King... 39:57 - My Mate Says He Won't Date Women Who Talk About Astrology 42:41 - My Teenage Son Doesn't Want To Go To University As He Thinks It's A Scam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eliminating Cash, Expensive Toys and Unproductive Britain | SYLO #63 - Josh Howie

2025-10-0147:26

Britain not making anything anymore, the appropriate way to eat your dinner, cleaning up before the cleaners come round and is real joy cheaper than we think? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Josh Howie. Follow Josh on Social Media: X - https://x.com/joshxhowie Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 07:07 - The Supermarket Has Security Guards On The Self-Checkout 14:22 - I've Stopped Calling Myself Right-Wing 25:30 - I Heard Someone Say Britain Doesn't Make Anything Anymore 29:09 - I Caught Myself Wiping Down The Kitchen Counters Before The Cleaners Came Round 34:41 - I Bought My Nephew An Expensive Lego Set And He Played More With The Box 40:37 - The Family Across The Road Eat Dinner In Front Of The TV And We Eat At The Table Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inclusivity Erasing Inclusion, Refugees and Political Labels | SYLO #62 - Benjamin Butterworth

2025-09-2548:29

The changes on the British high streets, political labels and how inclusivity is erasing inclusion. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Benjamin Butterworth. Follow Benjamin on socials: X - https://x.com/benjaminbutter Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 05:45 - I Stopped Calling Myself Right-Wing 19:39 - Our Pub Replaced Our Dart Board With A QR Code 32:02 - Are Turkish Barbers And Vape Shops Decline Or Evolution? 37:48 - I Watched A Documentary On The British Empire Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being Too Smart To Work, Leaving London and Being A Loud Talker | SYLO #61 - Adam Bloom

2025-09-1744:58

Moving out of London, teenagers who think they're too smart to work and saving the local library. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Adam Bloom. Adam's book: Finding Your Comic Genius | https://amzn.eu/d/8jzpybk Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 03:11 - My Dad Says The Country Went Downhill When We Stopped hanging Washing Outside 12:59 - I Overheard Two Teenagers Say They're Too Smart To Work 30:18 - I Signed A Petition To Save The Local Library 38:52 - My Wife Wants To Move Out Of London Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shouting At Politicians, Graham Linehan & Unaffordable Affordable Housing | SYLO #60 - Matt Goodwin

2025-09-1042:47

Unaffordable affordable housing, queuing being the last bit of British civility, shouting at politicians and thoughts on Graham Linehan. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Matt Goodwin. Follow Matt: Substack - https://substack.com/@mattgoodwin X - https://x.com/GoodwinMJ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 08:03 My Son Asked Me Why People Shout At Politicians On The News 18:24 My Mate Won't Queue For Anything, Is Queuing The Last Bit Of British Civility? 23:32 New Housing Near Me Is Apparently Affordable 35:21 Thoughts On The Graham Linehan Arrest Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Only Fans, Women's Football, and Transitioning - SYLO #59 - Andre De Freitas

2025-09-0449:44

Andre De Freitas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/andrecomedy Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@UCVgTl4sATHTJCu9e2-SGWxQ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finding Yourself In The Middle Of A War and A Guide For Online Dating | SYLO #58 - Winston Marshall

2025-08-2746:33

Our lives being ruled by AI, taking off your shoes, kids aspiring to be content creators and finding yourself in the middle of a war. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Winston Marshall. Follow Winston: X - https://x.com/MrWinMarshall YouTube - ⁨@winston_marshall⁩ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 12:15 My Mate Has Started Taking His Shoes Off When Entering The Living Room 14:44 My Nephew Says He Wants To Be A Content Creator 24:41 My Ex Sent Me A Photo Of Our Old Dog From Two Years Ago 35:31 I Saw A Man Having A Full-Blown Argument With Chat-GPT Outside Greggs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being Proud of The British Empire and Posh Builders | SYLO #57 - Rafe Heydel-Mankoo

2025-08-2038:58

Being the only one that's based in your friendship group, posh builders, baby names and being proud of the British Empire. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Rafe Heydel-Mankoo. Follow Rafe: X - https://x.com/RafHM YouTube - @rafalhm Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 05:10 I Used To Think The British Empire Was Something To Be Proud Of 09:52 We're Meant To Split Time At Christmas Between Families 19:05 I Bumped Into A Friend And They Asked If I was Still Teaching 20:37 I'm The Only Based One In My Friendship Group 27:55 I Live In A Shared Flat In London And My Street Is Like A UN Meeting 33:14 I Offered A Builder A Cup Of Tea And He Asked For An Oat Flat White 36:41 I Named My Baby Otis And Now People Are Saying It's An Interesting Choice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cashless Self-Service Checkouts and Has Safety Made Us Weird? | SYLO #56 - Simon Evans

2025-08-1348:05

Ring doorbells for all angles, no longer believing in free will, passive aggressive notes from neighbours and a cash free society by the back door. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Simon Evans. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Follow Simon X - https://x.com/TheSimonEvans Stand-up - https://thesimonevans.com/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 07:30 My Neighbour Has Five RIng Doorbells Covering Every Angle Of His Semi 18:46 My New Manager Starts Every Meeting With A Breathing Exercise 24:01 I Told A Mate I Stopped Believing In Free Will 29:58 My Neighbour Left A Passive Aggressive Note About Us Not Cleaning Our Recycling 38:09 I've Started Using Self-Service Checkouts Even When There's No Queue Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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