Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out

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Shouting At Politicians, Graham Linehan & Unaffordable Affordable Housing | SYLO #60 - Matt Goodwin

2025-09-1042:14

Unaffordable affordable housing, queuing being the last bit of British civility, shouting at politicians and thoughts on Graham Linehan. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Matt Goodwin. Follow Matt: Substack - https://substack.com/@mattgoodwin X - https://x.com/GoodwinMJ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 08:03 My Son Asked Me Why People Shout At Politicians On The News 18:24 My Mate Won't Queue For Anything, Is Queuing The Last Bit Of British Civility? 23:32 New Housing Near Me Is Apparently Affordable 35:21 Thoughts On The Graham Linehan Arrest Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Only Fans, Women's Football, and Transitioning - SYLO #59 - Andre De Freitas

2025-09-0442:03

Andre De Freitas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/andrecomedy Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@UCVgTl4sATHTJCu9e2-SGWxQ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finding Yourself In The Middle Of A War and A Guide For Online Dating | SYLO #58 - Winston Marshall

2025-08-2745:57

Our lives being ruled by AI, taking off your shoes, kids aspiring to be content creators and finding yourself in the middle of a war. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Winston Marshall. Follow Winston: X - https://x.com/MrWinMarshall YouTube - ⁨@winston_marshall⁩ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 12:15 My Mate Has Started Taking His Shoes Off When Entering The Living Room 14:44 My Nephew Says He Wants To Be A Content Creator 24:41 My Ex Sent Me A Photo Of Our Old Dog From Two Years Ago 35:31 I Saw A Man Having A Full-Blown Argument With Chat-GPT Outside Greggs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being Proud of The British Empire and Posh Builders | SYLO #57 - Rafe Heydel-Mankoo

2025-08-2039:29

Being the only one that's based in your friendship group, posh builders, baby names and being proud of the British Empire. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Rafe Heydel-Mankoo. Follow Rafe: X - https://x.com/RafHM YouTube - @rafalhm Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 05:10 I Used To Think The British Empire Was Something To Be Proud Of 09:52 We're Meant To Split Time At Christmas Between Families 19:05 I Bumped Into A Friend And They Asked If I was Still Teaching 20:37 I'm The Only Based One In My Friendship Group 27:55 I Live In A Shared Flat In London And My Street Is Like A UN Meeting 33:14 I Offered A Builder A Cup Of Tea And He Asked For An Oat Flat White 36:41 I Named My Baby Otis And Now People Are Saying It's An Interesting Choice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cashless Self-Service Checkouts and Has Safety Made Us Weird? | SYLO #56 - Simon Evans

2025-08-1347:14

Ring doorbells for all angles, no longer believing in free will, passive aggressive notes from neighbours and a cash free society by the back door. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Simon Evans. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Follow Simon X - https://x.com/TheSimonEvans Stand-up - https://thesimonevans.com/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 07:30 My Neighbour Has Five RIng Doorbells Covering Every Angle Of His Semi 18:46 My New Manager Starts Every Meeting With A Breathing Exercise 24:01 I Told A Mate I Stopped Believing In Free Will 29:58 My Neighbour Left A Passive Aggressive Note About Us Not Cleaning Our Recycling 38:09 I've Started Using Self-Service Checkouts Even When There's No Queue Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feminism Hasn't Gone Far Enough and Green Party Babies | SYLO #55 - Julie Bindel

2025-08-0642:29

Reflecting on your early adult years, feminism not going far enough, neighbourhood brothels and Green Party babies. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Julie Bindel. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Follow Julie: Substack - https://substack.com/@juliebindel X - https://x.com/bindelj Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 07:50 My Mum Says Feminism Has Gone Too Far 15:37 There's A Brothel Operating Down From My Flat... 23:10 Reflecting On Choices Made In My Twenties And Thirties Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tea Civil War, Our Favourite Greggs Foods and Trans Joy | SYLO #54 - Claire Fox

2025-07-3044:58

Inclusive language, misspent taxes, tea civil war , trans joy and vape safety. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Claire Fox. Follow Claire on X: https://x.com/Fox_Claire SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:21 My University Is Obsessed With Inclusive Language 14:12 Is This How Tax Payers Money Just Vanishes? 23:34 My Nephew Says Everyone Vapes Now, But I think This Will Be A Disaster 31:31 My Wife And I Are Locked In A Tea Civil War 40:28 My New Neighbour Has A Sign In Her Window Saying Trans Joy Is Revolutionary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Net Zero School Dinners, The Trump Deportations and National Service | SYLO #53 - Tom Slater

2025-07-2346:13

Schools cutting back on meat, using AI for menial office tasks, buzzing over Trump sending the National Guard to LA and fuming at Reform's Burka ban debate. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Tom Slater. Follow Tom: X - https://x.com/Tom_Slater_ https://spiked-online.com SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:18 The Kid's School Says They're Cutting Back On Meat 16:28 My Office Is Trialling AI 26:39 My Neighbourhood Has Been Buzzing Over Trump Sending National Guard To LA 30:13 Is the UK Bringing Back National Service For Teenagers? 40:41 My Sister Is Fuming At Reform's Burka Ban Debate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TRIGGERnometry Sorts Your Life Out - Konstantin Kisin - SYLO #52

2025-07-1634:20

SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Konstantin Kisin co host of Triggernometry Konstantin Twitter - https://x.com/KonstantinKisin Konstantin Substack - https://www.konstantinkisin.com/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watching 26yr Olds in a Hot Tub and Microwaved Haddock | Francis Foster SYLO #51 - Josh James

2025-07-0940:00

Refusing to wear trainers, feeling emasculated, eating microwaved haddock at work every morning and watching your 26yr old neighbours in the hot tub. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Josh James. Follow Josh: YouTube - @JoshJamesy TikTok - tiktok.com/joshjamesy Instagram - instagram.com/joshjamesy SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being A Ukrainian In Camden & I'm Not Racist, BUT... | Francis Foster SYLO #50 - Nicholas De Santo

2025-07-0245:41

Being a Ukrainian in Camden, calling your dad at the same time every week and I'm not racist, but... Francis Foster sorts your life out with Nicholas De Santo. Follow Nicholas: YouTube - @AngloItalianComedy X - https://x.com/Nico_DeSanto SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 13:43 Flat Sharing And Not Knowing The Surnames Of My Flat Mates 23:40 I'm A Ukrainian In Camden 30:33 I'm Not Racist, BUT... 33:54 I've Started Calling My Dad Every Thursday At The Same Time 38:07 I Watch People Scrolling On Their Phones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sadiq Khan KNIGHTED and Not Drinking with Shamima Begum | Francis Foster SYLO #49 - Patrick Christys

2025-06-2542:31

King Charles apologising to Sadiq Khan, making fun of gingers, being sober and Shamima Begum. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Patrick Christys. Follow Patrick on X - https://x.com/PatrickChristys SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:48 Sadiq Khan Being Knighted 10:50 My Dad Was Never Around And I'm About To Be A Father 24:00 My Grocery Prices Are Mental Since Trumps Tariffs 34:30 I Stopped Drinking But Miss The Person I Used To Be Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being a Zionist Shill and Going Back to Church | Francis Foster SYLO #48 - Brendan O'Neill

2025-06-2442:00

Your family calling you a Zionist shill, texting like the young'uns and going back to Chruch. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Brendan O'Neill. Follow Brendan's work at @spiked SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 09:27 My Cousin Keeps Sharing Articles About Israeli Strikes In Gaza 23:12 My Daughter Told Me To Stop Using Full-Stops In My Texts 36:54 I Started Going Back To Church Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LinkedIn Dating, Going Cashless and Posh People | Francis Foster SYLO #47 - Benedict Spence

2025-06-1140:48

LinkedIn being the worst social platform, cashless corner shops and bragging about your charity donations. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Benedict Spence. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 01:38 Do You Identify As Conservative? 09:53 A Mate From School Keeps Making Posts On LinkedIn About "Leadership" 19:44 My Corner Shop Has Gone Cashless 28:30 I Donated To A Food Bank And Then Posted About It... 32:16 I Used To Think Posh People Were The Problem 38:27 Our Neighbours have Started Putting Their Bins Outside Our House Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deliveroo Drivers Are Criminals and How To Emotionally Control Women | Francis Foster SYLO #46

2025-06-0430:36

Dodgy looking Deliveroo drivers, not putting the heating on and finding out your fiancé went viral on YouTube with a video on how to emotionally control women. Francis Foster sorts your life out. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:00 My Elderly Mum Thinks Deliveroo Drivers Are Burglars 16:19 New Couple That Moved In Next Door Put Their Bins Out Early 20:09 My Sister's Fiancé Made A Viral YouTube Video On How To Control Women 25:58 My Husband Won't Let Us Put The Heating On Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AI Reading, Poetry and Fake Orgasms | Francis Foster SYLO #45 - Andrew Doyle

2025-05-2849:44

Poetry, fake orgasms, how Francis would be a terrible dad and having a purposeful life. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Doyle. | Pre-order Andrew's new book "The End of Woke" - https://geni.us/TheEndofWoke SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://m⁠anscaped.com⁠ Follow Andrew on X - https://x.com/andrewdoyle_com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 03:54 Favourite Poetry 09:45 Psychedelics 12:59 My Landlord Asked Me If His Son Could Sleep On The Sofa 25:50 Everyone Is using AI For Reading... 37:40 My Wife Says She's Faked Orgasms For Three Years... 41:08 My Co-workers Are Always Trying To Optimise Their Lives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Funny Arrests, Viral Jokes and Proper Beer | Francis Foster SYLO #44 - Peter Bleksley

2025-05-2142:10

Peter talks about his viral joke posted on X (Twitter) which caused people to report him to the police, his funny arrests and drinking proper beer. Francis Foster and Peter Bleksley sort your life out. Follow Peter on X - https://x.com/PeterBleksley Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:21 Peter's Viral Twitter Joke 12:11 What's The Funniest Arrest You've Ever Done? 17:52 My Corner Shop Is Now A Fermentation Shop And All I Want Is A Can Of Stella 26:18 My GP Appointment Was With A Man In A Hoodie 29:37 My Work Is Pushing Return To Office But I'm More Productive At Home 34:17 My New Neighbour Leaves Passive Aggressive Notes 39:02 Cockney Rhyming Slang Quiz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being Obsessed With Ayahuasca and Having a Girlfriend That Loves To Fight | Francis Foster SYLO #43

2025-05-1433:42

Travel for weddings, an obsession with Ayahuasca and having a girlfriend that loves to fight. Francis Foster sorts your life out. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 01:33 My Girlfriend Loves A Fight And I Find It Embarrassing 13:22 A Friend From Uni Invited Me To Her Wedding In Tuscany 22:56 My Housemate's Girlfriend Has Basically Moved In 26:42 I'm Seeing A Guy Obsessed With Ayahuasca Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eni Aluko, Going TikTok Viral and Being a Stay At Home Dad | Francis Foster SYLO #42 - Andrew Gold

2025-05-0746:23

Going TikTok viral, the Eni Aluko saga, being a stay at home dad and fake laughs. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Gold. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Follow Andrew: YouTube - @andrewgoldheretics X - https://x.com/AndrewGold_ok Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 01:13 The Eni Aluko Saga 07:47 There's A Girl In My Office That Fake Laughs After Every Sentence 14:56 Our Cleaner Asked Us For A Reference 22:28 Is Consent Spiritual Now? 31:02 I'm A Stay At Home Dad But Never Included In Group Chats With Other Mums 41:00 I Went Viral On TikTok For My Weird Laugh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your Mates Offering You "Gear" at a Christening and GBNews at The Gym | Francis Foster SYLO #41

2025-04-3036:461

Being offered "gear" at a Christening by your so called mates, having to use safe words at a book club and someone playing GBNews on their phone loudly whilst on the treadmill. Francis Foster sorts your life out | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 01:32 I Refuse To Call Twitter "X" 02:51 Conservatism To Me 06:02 Dealing With Jackie 06:21 I Lie In Anonymous AA Meetings 15:38 My Local Book Club Insists We Use Safe Words 24:09 I Was Offered Ketamine At A Christening... 27:26 I Matched With Someone On Hinge Who's Addicted To Moral Ambiguity 32:19 There's A Man Playing GBNews On His Phone Loudly At The Gym Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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