Fried Penguin News

Welcome to Fried Penguin News: the self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! join us each week as we bring you the stories you won't find anywhere else (because we make them up as we go along...) On this weeks fun filled mini episode Simon gets to grips with some breaking news hot off the presses that the concept of smell has developed some startling new characteristics. He is joined to discuss this important scientific discovery by Mike Wackadoodle-Brackets, a man whose faith in amateur bowling is so strong he can communicate with the dead, as well as not one but two psychotically violent academics. Our special guest this week is the incredibly funny and talented Mike, host of the podcast Wack Brackets which you can find out more about by pressing the link below! http://wackbrackets.com Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised comedy podcast. your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

Welcome to Fried Penguin News, the self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! Join us each week as we bring you the news you don't hear about - because we make it up as we go along. On this explosive edition we join our intrepid anchors Reece, Simon and Zach as they undertake the daunting task of catching themselves a bear to keep in the studio. Needless to say really but things go wrong from the get-go and Derrick is forced to fill dead air with an interview with none other than Mike from the podcast Wack Brackets (that's right. An actual guest that isn't just one of us doing a stupid voice) Plus WEATHER, OPINIONS AND CELEBRITY GOSSIP! Actually, sorry. I kind of feel you don't believe that Mike is a real person. Not only is he real but he hosts his own bloody podcast that is (independent of and not reflecting the values and opinions of the Fried Penguin News Corp) fucking incredible which you can check out at the link below! http://wackbrackets.com  Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams

Welcome to Fried Penguin News. The self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS IN THE INTERNET! In this weeks action packed mini episode Simon is furious to find our Derrick has ignored all the posters posted around the office and granted Dougie Eccleston access to the building. Between you and me though, Dougie just seems like a cool dude who loves to party. I wonder what Simon is hiding? Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS... Welcome to Fried Penguin News. The self-proclaimed NUMBER 1 SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET. On this exciting episode Reece gets locked in studio by some disobedient house plants, Zach desperately tries to understand cold fusion and Simon does everything in his power to trick people in to working for him. Plus WEATHER, OPINIONS AND CELEBRITY GOSSIP!!! Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

Welcome to Fried Penguin News, the self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! On this weeks exciting mini episode Zach is joined in studio with inventor, party-animal and scooter enthusiast Scooter Jones to talk about his exciting new scooter that has some nifty and unique features not found anywhere else on the market! Plus TIMELESS MYTHICAL BLOOD OATHES! Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

This Just In... Welcome to Fried Penguin News, the self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! On this weeks action packed episode Simon gets up close and personal with a centaur, Zach parties with witches and Reece deals with a HR catastrophe! PLUS WEATHER, OPINIONS AND GOSSIP! Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS... Welcome to Fried Penguin News. The self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! In this very exciting mini episode we discuss the breaking news that 600,000 microscopic fish have broken containment and are taking over the British waterways one exploded chest at a time. We are joined by a professor, a canal enthusiast and Susan Boyle to discuss the real world ramifications of such a monumental whoopsie. Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS... Welcome to Fried Penguin News! The self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! On this action packed episode we touch base with our favourite dancer K-Fed to talk why cats are attracted to his milkshakes, we get to the bottom of why Simon's banana-bread has gained sentience and we make sure to wear our government mandated coats and protective goggles at all times. PLUS WEATHER, CELEBRITY GOSSIP AND CHAPPED FORESKINS! Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised comedy podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS... Welcome to Fried Penguin News! The self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET. In this action packed mini episode we turn our attention to the Dinner Lady Disaster league tables and are joined in studio by 1994 Dinner Lady Disaster Champion of the Year Doris Brick-Weights, and her legal guardian/ son Gregg. We pick their brains about who is the most disastrous dinner lady of them all as well as get in to a heated debate about the ethical implications of swearing of children's television. Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

THIS JUST IN... Welcome to Fried Penguin News, the self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! On this jammed packed episode we have to deal with Reece as he loses his mind over a colleagues golf  documentary, Jim Back is up to his old tricks and Batman has a lot to say about the GCPD's new choice of Bat signal. Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

THIS JUST IN! Welcome to Fried Penguin News. The self accredited NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET!  On this action packed mini episode Simon is joined by Ethel Merman the Third to takes us through his top ways for stopping the little people in the television stealing your thoughts and using them to make TV even more appealing to you. They steal your thoughts, you know? Right in the middle of the Great British Bake-Off... Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

This just in... Welcome to Fried Penguin News! The self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET!  In this action packed episode we sit down with a haunted estate agent to talk about his favourite Halloween property picks, we reveal to Ethel that her life has actually been one big pantomime and Zach shows off his new found skills in Christian freestyle rap. Plus, we say goodbye to an old favourite! All this and more on another exciting edition of Fried Penguin News! Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised comedy show. Your hosts are Reece  Williamson, Simon Bracey ad Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS... Welcome to Fried Penguin News! The self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! On this very exciting mini episode we find Simon and Reece in a spot of bother. Without giving too much away their may or may not be a witch involved, the boys may or may not have stuck their noses where they didn't belong and now the witch may or may not be boiling them into a soup.  Will your intrepid hosts survive in one piece? Or will they end up nothing more than a satanic broth? All this and more on this weeks mini  episode of Fried Penguin News. Friend Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

This just in... Welcome to Fried Penguin News! The self proclaimed NUMBER 1 SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS IN THE INTERNET! In this action packed episode we present you with a selection of sketches we deemed 'too dumb for release' as well as a bunch of bloopers and outtakes. IT'S OUR WORST EPISODE YET!!! Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS... Welcome to Fried Penguin News! The self professed NUMBER 1 SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET. We take all the war, politics and general sadness out of the 'real' news and replace it with stuff people actually like. Y'know, werewolves and such. On the action packed mini episode we have such a great story you guys aren't going to even know what even hit you. You're all going to be walking round like 'Woah! I cant believe that news that you just gave to us' and we'll be there in our sunglasses like 'duh, we know!'.  What's that? You don't think we even HAVE a story? We'll show you (just as soon as this dang story gets here) Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised comedy podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

THIS JUST IN... With the media landscape obscured with fake news, what better way to get your news than by totally making it up? On this jam-packed edition of the worlds #1 news source we are joined in studio by renowned dermatologist Dr. Dermot Tologist to figure out why Zach's skin has fallen off, we revisit a certain magical library from a previous story and Prison Isaac stands up for what he believes in. Fried Penguin News is a completely improvised podcast. Hour hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Willliams. 

THIS JUST IN... With the media landscape obscured with fake news, what better way to get your news than by totally making it up? On this weeks action packed mini-episode Sandra Pamela Jenkinson-Jones, PR manager to superstar director M. Night Shyamalan, is in studio to tell us all about his exciting new project (and spoilers: it makes less sense than the headline...) Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

THIS JUST IN... With the media landscape obscured with fake news, what better way to get your news than totally make it up? In this action packed edition of the worlds most made-up news source we have a fan favourite back in studio to share the smell of his pants, we chase Kanye West in a werewolf costume and Alaska Francis spills ALL THE JUICY GOSSIP about their time on the set of Friends. BEBOP! Turn off your TV. Throw your radio in the road. Bury your news papers in hallowed ground. Fried Penguin News is THE ONLY place to get your fake news! Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS... With the media landscape obscured with fake news, what better way to get your headlines than by totally making them up? On this very exciting BONUS EPISODE we discover fluid under the floor. That's right. Fluid. Where Fluid need not be. Bit of a nightmare if you ask us. We got a plumber in but honestly that just seemed to make things worse. Listen for yourself and find out! Fried Penguin News is a completely improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS... With the media landscape obscured with fake news, what better way to get your headlines than by totally making them up? On this star-studded episode of FPN we talk with legendary skateboarder/ writer of prose Tony Hawks about Simon's unexpected news, fashion designer/ hell being Trey Mange is in studio to tells us about his new range of shirts and we are joined by star of stage and screen/ chihuahua music enthusiast Leonardo DiCaprio to chat about some of his favourite records. All this and more, on another exciting edition of FPN! Fried Penguin News is a completely improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams