Friendemonium

Do you like Shark Week? Do you have opinions about single-payer healthcare? Have you ever had a bad drinking experience in Mexico? Do you like poorly written and delivered jokes? If the answer to these questions is: yes, no, or maybe, THIS is the episode for you! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Podbean, and Soundcloud. Music: www.purple-planet.com

This week we teach you to talk to strangers as we discuss the findings of a recent CDC study about female homicides. We also relate that to statistics about other bodily harm and the false fear we have of strangers. We then keep things more heavy by discussing a recent decision by a judge in Tennessee to offer sterilization in exchange for reduced sentences for inmates. We then lighten things up by discussing cliches on social media. Plus, as always, jokes! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Podbean, and Soundcloud. Music: www.purple-planet.com Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This episode is pretty strong with talk of poop and pee, specifically as it relates to swimming and treating ailments. We also go over the TV shows we've seen every episode of, and as usual, we tell a couple jokes. Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

This week Brandon and Adrienne discuss how there are no leads in Amelia Earhart's disappearance (but we all know she was abducted by aliens), Rob Kardashian's criminal use of Instagram to slut shame his ex, and a dad who is picky about his Chipotle. From there, we get into our customer service peeves and horror stories. As usual, we throw in a couple jokes. Enjoy! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

Lose weight without diet and exercise! Be your own boss! Work from home! Get rich the easy way! How? Listen to this episode! Your results may vary. However, we do discuss MLMs, their rise in the social media age, and how remarkably similar they sound to pyramid schemes. Also, we give a beginner's guide to recognizing privilege and we discuss our favorite ice cream flavors in honor of National Ice Cream Month. Vote for your favorite flavors at our Facebook page! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

Welcome Summer! We have an outdoor episode this week wherein we discuss the aftermath of the Cosby trial, gun safety, and we interview Adrienne's husband Dane about life as a prison nurse. As always, we tell a couple jokes. Enjoy! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

Happy Father's Day! This week, we list our favorite chain restaurants, celebrate Pride Month by profiling two people important to LGBT history, discuss a comedian we saw recently who left a bad taste in our mouths, and we tell a couple jokes. Enjoy! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

This is 40! We explore the commodification of the LGBT struggle for civil rights, laugh about creepy Uber and Lyft drivers, and try to figure out what the hell is with all the massage parlors around town. As always, we tell some jokes too. Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

This week, Adrienne and Brandon discuss the Kathy Griffin controversy, net neutrality, a recent bill passed by the House that would send teens to prison for a minimum of 15 years for being teens, and we wrap things up with some Wonder Woman talk. Plus, jokes! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

We start off by paying respect to the victims of the recent tragedy in Portland on the MAX train, then we try to lighten things up by discussing the silly trend of sologamy, Alabama protecting the removal of Confederate monuments, a Playboy playmate sentenced for body shaming on Snapchat, and how Men's Rights Activists are getting their panties in a twist over the new "Wonder Woman" movie. We then end will jokes. Enjoy! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

We've got a mixed bag this week. We discuss ICE raids on schools, and immigration policy in general. Then we lighten it up by discussing Adrienne's favorite topic: TV. We cover the conservative boycott of ABC over the cancellation of "Last Man Standing", the return of old shows like "Roseanne" and "Will & Grace", then we discuss shows we'd like to see make a comeback. Plus, as usual, we tell jokes. Enjoy! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

In this episode we cover everything from a porn "star" faking a shark bite video, an old story we discovered about a toilet crime on an airplane, and we discuss 2016's most popular baby names in honor of Mother's Day. Plus! We tell some jokes as always. Plus, the constant snoring sound throughout the episode is, in fact, a snoring pug. Enjoy! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

This week, we look into the tragic killing of Jordan Edwards and the police officer who has been charged with murder for his death, then we lighten things up by criticizing passages from Joan Crawford's lifestyle guidebook, "My Way of Life", and we finish up by going over Justin Bieber (and others') ridiculous demands. Plus, we tell jokes and discuss why Brandon can't get a date when he's out with Adrienne. Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

This week we touch on orcas killing grey whales, Adrienne's snake phobia, the debacle that is the Fyre Festival, Mark Zuckerberg dining with a family in the heartland, and our fantasy dinner guests. As always, we bookend the show with jokes. Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

In this episode we decide to focus on three men who are the talk of the town this week: Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, and Alex Jones. Don't worry, Alex Jones' ranting lightens the mood. Plus, as per usual, we've got jokes. ALSO! We announce our $25 Amazon gift card winner! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

We go down several different paths in this episode. We start with the recent sightings of the supposedly extinct Tasmanian Tiger. We then beat a dead horse and discuss United's woes, which leads us into a tangent about the weirdness surrounding the Denver airport. We then play a mini trivia game. Plus jokes! Join us, won't you? Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

Who can keep from talking about a certain cola brand's advertising tactics? This podcast is no exception. We discuss that particular ad, other controversial ads, Marvel's decreasing comic sales as they relate to diversity, and we discuss the plans for Hyperloop tracks. As always, we tell a couple jokes. Keep in mind, until April 20 we are having a contest for our listeners where if you give us a 5 star (or equivalent) rating on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and/or SoundCloud, you will be entered to win a $25 Amazon gift card! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

This week, we discuss Adrienne's misadventures in seeing Beauty & the Beast, Brandon's wild and crazy bachelor party, Richard Branson's possible April Fool's joke, Nielsen's food trend findings, we play a round of "Would You Rather?", and we finish with jokes as always. Keep in mind, until April 20 we are having a contest for our listeners where if you give us a 5 star (or equivalent) rating on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and/or SoundCloud, you will be entered to win a $25 Amazon gift card! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

This week Brandon and Adrienne finish up Women's History Month with two more profiles of historical figures in history, they debunk a few recent internet rumors and discuss the dangers of sharing unfounded information, then they play a dark and gross game of "Would You Rather?", which seems to reflect poorly on Brandon for coming up with such twisted questions. Keep in mind, until April 20 we are having a contest for our listeners where if you give us a 5 star (or equivalent) rating on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and/or SoundCloud, you will be entered to win a $25 Amazon gift card! Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com

PROMOTION TIME!!!! Rate and review us with a favorable review from now until 4/20 on all platforms we're available on (iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, SoundCloud) and you'll be entered to win a $25 Amazon gift card! Each platform counts as one entry, so rate us on multiple platforms to increase your chance of winning! Besides shameless self-promotion, we feature a couple of profiles on excellent ladies in history for Women's History Month, Adrienne chooses her douchebag of the week, we finish off celebrating National Awkward Moments day by discussing our most awkward moments, and of course, we finish with jokes. Tell your friends about us! Like, rate, review, and listen every week. Email us at: friendemonium.pod@gmail.com, find us on Tumblr: friendemonium.tumblr.com, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @friendemonium, and listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play. Music: www.purple-planet.com