Front Page Fxckery

What is taking so long with the regeneration of Aylesbury Estate? I smell corruption. Can car insurance companies be 'racist'?something something Andrew Mountbatten is wanted by US Congress.Mamdani is mayor!Is it wrong to say 'pregnant people' instead of 'women'?Get ready for the drop on my Spirit Salts, bath salts for your energetic alignment needs. 5th December.Join my members area at Kelechiokafor.com

Now that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formerly known as Prince Andrew is going to be stripped of his titles, what happens next, hopefully something rhyming with snail...Rachel Reeves is in hot water for not getting the necessary licence when renting out her Dulwich home. How is it that the Chancellor is unaware of the rules around money in this country??Justice for Ochanya https://www.change.org/p/justice-for-ochanyaJoin my members area https://www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope-members-area

Bishop Marvin Winans tells a congregant her $1,235 donation wasn’t enough , and it raises bigger questions about how the church can start to look like the plantation. Plus, the Bloody Sunday acquittal, Tess and Claudia leaving Strictly, and Russia is going to get slick over U.S. oil sanctions.

I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed.Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social commentary, because when the headlines are this wild, someone’s got to make sense of the fxckery.Get extra content and updates at kelechiokafor.comOh and Code Your Future (the organisation I mentioned at the top of the episode) is at https://codeyourfuture.io/

I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed. Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social commentary, because when the headlines are this wild, someone’s got to make sense of the fxckery. Get extra content and updates at kelechiokafor.com Oh and Code Your Future (the organisation I mentioned at the top of the episode) is at https://codeyourfuture.io/

Gary Neville got the middle class white men upset. The other Gary is trying to appeal to Reform voters. Will white men ever truly understand whiteness? Shabanah Mahmood said you don’t have to use your freedom all the time. Silly me, I thought that was the point?!  The Daily Fail is Picking on Meghan Markle again! Like subscribe and comment. You know, all the good stuff!!  Send your letters for ‘Your Front’ to SYM@kelechiokafor.com For more content, join my members area ‘Keleidoscope’ on https://www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope-members-area

On Sunday I celebrate yet another birthday! If you would like to celebrate another solar cycle with me, here are a few options of what would make my heart full: You can buy a ticket for 12th October 4pm to see ‘The Voicenote’, the short film I directed and starred in. This is the the first public screening in the UK at London Independent Film Festival: https://genesis.admit-one.co.uk/tickets/?perfCode=6938 You can donate to: The children’s home & resource centre I built in Lagos Nigeria https://childoflightfoundation.enthuse.com Sudan: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=C9GCHUJN37MCG&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAadUUrOsFTzUdEv_mL6vLAHM5ByRw7zwclJp_kjcH67my_h5PBTyLprovwc40w_aem_IZXE0gK7WD-1PNPt400kcA Congo: https://www.gofundme.com/f/together-for-congo-paris-to-goma-drc Palestine: https://donate.palestinecampaign.org You can purchase my new novel ‘Awakened’: https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/awakened-kelechi-okafor/7784463?ean=9781398712942&next=t Or subscribe to my member’s area for more content and insights on Keleidoscope: https://www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope-members-area

Prince Andrew’s wife, Sarah Ferguson is also mixed up with Epstein?! The plot thinnens!  The name I was looking for is Rolf Harris!  What does Britain’s recognition of Palestine actually mean??  Not Stephen Yaxley-Lennon being treated like the rag he is!  Send ‘Your Front’ letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com

The Labour girlies are after Keir Starmer’s position.  Something something Charlie Kirk.  The pope says Elon Musk is greedy.  Send ‘Your Front’ letters to @SYM@kelechiokafor.com

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