Fullcast After Dark

SHOW NOTES The crew of the intrepid Shutdown Fullship bands together for one final (?!?!?) midnight romp between the forces of math and good sense and the will of an indignant, capricious hive of suits in a hotel ballroom Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Folks, it’s time once again for F*CK OHIO DAY Some brand-new podcast business Another uneventful Iron Bowl ends in FOURTH AND A MILROE ™ The whole crew breaks out their new Kirk Ferentz voices. Sleep tight! A genuine celebration of Kentucky-Louisville An un-celebration of SEC refereeing And so much more Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Donation link to Set The Expectation's holiday fundraiser as pitched by Producer Doug: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/settheexpectation/4th-annual-dc-coalition-holiday-gift-toy-drive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Everybody behave, we have guests! First up: Alex Kirshner of vaunted NFL media empire Split Zone Duo educates us on November Maryland meteorology As you may have divined from the title, New Mexico State beat Auburn in football, and we all saw. Everyone saw! Graham Mertz damns the torpedoes A bit of Michigan lore, as a treat The meanest thing anyone has ever said about Lincoln Riley Darude moves South Carolina Jason looks at a chalk season in a new light Remember to place your Bama feelings in the proper historical context  Another guest! Welcome Auburn Superfan Josh Playoff update for our beloved Big Sky conference SURPRISE THIRD GUEST!! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES They may have been in Happy Valley, but to Michigan that’s just a trench, and the Wolverines will have you know there’s nothing cheerful about trench warfare The removal of a Herm Edwards restrictor plate, and its consequences Bama has gone and drunk their Bama juice Spencer definitely does not reveal his vote in the currently actually interesting Heisman race Brock Bowers: very much operational Unexpected froth and fireworks from Memphis! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Some real vintage Fullcast audio here this week with Ryan calling in from the field while Jason once again floats between the realms Bedlam saves the best for last Big Iowa Hole news! Army-Air Force: security concerns abound! Indiana had 20 first downs and 261 yards of offense And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES A frank appreciation of the CW, the true home of college football Happy Paul Johnson Night to all who observe Cal and USC’s officiating crew did what, now?We explore with the help of our first-ever reader guest in this format! Surely the rest of Cal’s night was normal after all that, right? Dave Doeren cuts a promo The specter of Double Farmageddon peeeeeeks over the horizon Once again, Penn State, don’t worry, we saw you Big weekend for the Arizonae! Asking the big questions: Is Nebraska good now? Is Baylor bad? Oh, we also reinvented the postseason, again Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES You have our solemn vow that this is the most you’ll ever hear from us about Hitler in a single episode We also promise that this mostly has nothing to do with it also being the horny episode The CW delivers the drama we’ve come to expect, yet again, complete with the defeat of an ancient vampire This weekend in East Lansing, everything’s coming up 40s The crew sits through the end of yet another Miami football situation Penn State confounds a nation, does not confound Ohio State Jason presents an ode to Iowa Holly must crope The whole Big 12 is keyuuuuuute If you’re reading this, congratulations on your performance tonight for Kansas State “Mike Gundy was right” — Spencer Mapping Bret Bielema FCS roundup! A bowl-eligible Georgia State emerges! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NOTES Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario! Notre Dame’s potluck force punch HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics Nice things about Rutgers Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts A seismic update from the top of FCS ball A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech! Graham Mertz’s assassin turn The newfound joys of CW football Scott Satterfield cosplays The crew and comment section adopt a series of new aliases as totally plausible NFL owners We're not the Associated Press, contrary to popular perception, but we would rank the JMU Dukes, personally Announcing an exciting new top secret Mandela Effect game that YOU can play along at home The return of Midwestern Voices Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week! Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State. You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or not. Come back Wednesday! The stupid stuff in Georgia Tech-Miami, however, all takes place live right at the top of the show! Come on in! Don't let all the late-night tomfoolery obscure the memory of a truly great Red River Shootout Y'all took Jimbo's papers. You took Jimbo's papers, and just look what happened. He’s got anxiety. Nick, on the other hand, now has many papers, and is very happy Don't worry, Notre Dame; we'll get to you Kentucky, thank you for thinking of our needs Possibly the nicest thing we've said about Nebraska in show history A brief playoff baseball interlude Welcome back to October Maryland Iowa's hot dog cannon malfunctioned, and you know what that means: We get to do voices Finishing up the night with a unique crypto opportunity Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week Caleb Williams goes on a field trip The secret environmentalism of Ole Miss football Y’all went and did it. You made Georgia resort to Brock Bowers. Are you happy now. Are you For better or worse, it’s the one week of the year where we have to let Spencer and Ryan talk about Florida. This continues for several minutes. Do not be alarmed How the Michigan-Nebraska score is actually worse than it looks A new bit of podcast business Oklahoma: more than ok?? It’s time to talk to your family about 5-0 Louisville Other storylines far too numerous to list here! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES  A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug Bama returns to form by making sure nobody has any fun BoNix completes a pharmacist-alarming amount of consecutive passes! Ryan Day is going to fight a senior citizen and none of us are going to lift a finger to stop him In praise of Dan Lanning's particular brand of heat Not caring what happens to Florida State frees us up to enjoy watching Florida State Who's ready for Halloweendiana?? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan apologizes This is NOT the 17-3 game Alabama ordered! The rest of Week 3’s results, devoured in loving detail Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES It’s our first-ever non-emergent LOL BAMA LOST episode? Curious Clemson, that box score might be infected The gang meets a new presidential candidate Floating through the nebula of your mandatory Colorado opinion Assessing Daffy Duck as a physical threat Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Week One is not even close to done, but we’ve found another platform to haunt. You will never be rid of us.  Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Championship games, dissected! An appearance by the mysterious fourth Gruden! Nick Saban has to shill for his team against his will in several directions, lol Many metaphors for USC's tackling of Utah are entertained! The two brain halves of this show finally fuse together just in time to create rassling legend XXXtetson Bennett In this house we respect Kelee Ringo! We (the podcast) have taken over the AFC East ALTERNATIVE PLAYOFF SOLUTIONS FOR UNHAPPY PARTIES INCLUDE: Hell With A 12-Team Playoff We Made A Five Team Playoff; Put Bama In No Matter What; Give TCU The One Seed; Give Bama Two Playoff Spots As Stewards Of The Game; Discarding All Possible Four Seeds And Drafting A New One Holly has some theories Inventing the anti-get back coach Gratitude list! Not a joke!! Ryan looks back on a year as The Only Emotionally Balanced Ohio State Fan A&M didn't play this weekend but we have some things to say about Jimbo anyway Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NOTES Fullcasteers, you have a new voicemail assignment! Spencer has several things on his heart regarding Ohio State football South Carolina has two of the season's best wins? Passing the Orange Cowboy Crown The time has finally come to move Jason's Heisman bet Contemplating the Pac-12 tiebreaker exhausts everyone A poignant farewell to the ACC Coastal Journey back in time to the end of the Egg Bowl Mapping Miami's many plummets The Blood Week judgment is in here somewhere The soothing surety of Bedlam Engineering playoff rooting interests A surprising amount of Blue Jackets slander! Will we do this again next week? Probably! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fullcast addresses Stanford kicking a field goal at the wire to only lose to Cal by three, Tennessee's debacle against South Carolina, a week of near-upsets that qualifies as college football edging, Arkansas pulling up to do some WOMPIN' in a freaky church van, Vandy keeping the universe in balance by beating lowly Florida, Michigan having a very normal and not dramatic day against Illinois, and Indiana winning a game while completing EXACTLY TWO PASSES.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The Haint personally attacks Ryan! Holly has a harrowing Big 12 box score game! The Big Ten somehow produced a worse box score! Eli Drinkwitz calls the cops on Tennessee's unfairly powerful backups! We are in a fight with the bowl season shirt company Spencer coins a metaphor, with the usual results We will continue to stump for TCU in the playoff and there's nothing you can do about it Virginia Tech commits the ultimate dork misstep Here's a scary story to tell in the dark: The first 16 seconds of the Pitt-Virginia game Pac-12 After Dark refereeing in the post-information phase Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Notes Spencer has a bold new social media strat Georgia fans sure have changed SMU and Houston make history! Clemson?  Stop pretending we don’t know who’s gonna win the Heisman Guess when we last saw a Miami team this bad. Please phrase your answer in the form of a decade! Let’s all practice Brian Kelly blindness. You too, Brian Kelly  Mods are asleep, everybody post Georgia Tech's win total and then compare it to A&M's An extended detour into Big Ten sexytime talk that somehow doesn't involve Holly Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOW NOTES An exclusive Spencer/Sanrio collab is introduced We share ghost stories from Saturday Rethinking South Carolina’s dip into the rankings Ryan does an accent; we don’t hate it Rhetorical proof of Sebastian the Ibis Was James Franklin right about something? Shocking and disturbing Which team is anointed Super Illinois? Scott Satterfield is the stubbornest Sim Georgia is still foggy, what kinda monster is in there, let’s find out Jason proposes several bone-chilling playoff scenarios The all-SEC She’s All That remake Prayer warriors, let’s all wishcast Jimbo to the Gasparilla Bowl so he can make some friends Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices