Fully Functional Parents

<p>*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2023, 2024 & 2025!*<br /><br />We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! <br /><br />“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe<br /><br />“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street <br /><br />“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron <br /><br />“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam<br /><br />”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)</p>

Linger!

We all do it! And it doesn’t mean what you think it means!

01-19
13:42

We love our friends!

And we love to PARTY with them!

06-29
07:38

Lusting for Liverwurst!

The things we devoured as children!!

06-28
16:05

Rerun Saturday: A Tackle Box!

Full of prescription medication!

07-20
11:38

Rerun Saturday! Hussies and Pervs!

A classic episode that (again!) debunks what people believe!  And the things AARP members get to say!

07-13
12:23

Budget Mystery Science Theater: Norwegian Let It Be

Watch along with us: You Tube: Gylne Tider, Let It Be

02-24
08:05

Talk to the hand

We watched Clueless the other night and…

02-22
09:07

Prison guard reform is urgent. And Billy Joel should write a song about it.

What happened to all the sailing pianists?

12-21
17:41

Woman of his daydreams

David imagines his future with a woman before even talking to her!

11-14
09:18

David’s baja

I love David in a baja!

11-14
14:57

Creative Veinz

Trying any way to get someone to make the movies we write!

11-14
16:07

An Accidental Arnold Schwarzenegger Retrospective!

And need a sleep counter? Me too!

11-04
24:53

How a C Section Works?!

What??

11-03
07:41

She’s a Monster, Episode #22: Kid Concerts!

The Archives! I hate kid concerts. And why won’t David go on a survival course with me?

11-02
13:54

Hey Jealousy!!

Is this episode about the Gin Blossoms? Definitely not! (Affairs and cologne!)

10-31
13:07

Pavement!! True Love Always!!

The band! And no, we won’t text with our kids!

10-30
14:14

Over sharing!

Torpedoes and big tonsils!!

10-27
17:35

A Shorty About Matt Milano’s Cleat!

And Bill’s naked feet!! (Rerun Saturday!)

10-25
06:26

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