Funny Pair

Hello pears! Welcome back to another delightfully chaotic week of Funny Pair! What started as a totally normal plan for an episode quickly spiraled into pure British mayhem. We somehow ended up speaking in accents the entire time, got absolutely swizzled on tangents, and even found ourselves in a discussion over who would be who if we were French fries (or… chips, depending on which side of the pond you’re on). Oh, and somewhere along the way, we also discovered that Madeleine didn’t actually...

Class is now in session! It’s the final episode of our spooky Halloween series, and to celebrate, we’re closing things out with another edition of Histor-TEA with Professor Brie. Today’s lesson: the infamous Salem Witch Trials. From how it all began to wild theories involving LSD and witch burnings, we’re diving deep into one of the most chilling (and tea-filled) moments in history. So grab your notebooks and your pumpkin spice lattes — this class might just hex you. But that’s not all! Our v...

This installment of our special Halloween episodes is extra special — because we’re finally together again, in the same orchard! And what better way to celebrate than by diving headfirst into a murder mystery? This week, we’re taking on Death at the Dive Bar, a Hunt A Killer–style investigation that puts us in the roles of FPI: Funny Pair Investigators. Our mission? Uncover who killed the bar’s owner and, of course, figure out why. The twists, the tea, and the unplanned Funny Pair references ...

This week marks episode three in our special Halloween edition episodes— which means we’re officially halfway through spooky season (sadly). To celebrate, we’re packing up our gear and heading out for a campfire edition of Funny Pair! Picture this: crackling fire, sticky s’mores, and two best friends trying to tell scary stories without screaming halfway through them. From true hauntings deep in the woods to creepy folklore passed down through generations, we’ve got plenty to keep you checkin...

Halloween episode number two in our spooky series for the month of October takes us back to 1927 — to one of the most chilling true crime cases in Los Angeles history: the kidnapping and murder of twelve-year-old Marion Parker. This shocking case gripped the nation with its twisted ransom plot and gruesome aftermath. Listener discretion is strongly advised, as this episode includes graphic descriptions of violence and autopsies. But don’t worry — we bring the mood back up at the end with some...

It’s October, and you know what that means—spooky season is officially here! We’re kicking off a full month of Halloween-themed episodes with something a little lighter: a nostalgic trip through our past costumes. From the ones that still make us laugh to the ones that maybe weren’t our best choices. We’re digging into the highlights and horrors of Halloweens gone by. We also sneak in a very brief but sweet history lesson on candy before wrapping things up with a playful debate about some cla...

We’re back with Part two of our Disney trip recap! This time we’re covering days 4, 5, and 6 of the trip, plus our journey home. From gorillas that remind Brie of her dad, to Madeleine’s full factory reset via throat punch, to some very questionable backwashing in our shared drink, this episode turned into a “let’s bully Madeleine” kind of thing (all with love, of course). We also try to figure out what in the world Junkanoo is, relive the flight home, and—most importantly—discuss the magic t...

We’re back! After a week in Disney, we’ve got so much to share with you. From our plane ride down, to our first steps in Orlando, and each magical day in the parks—there’s a lot to cover. That’s why this trip recap will be split into two parts. In Part One, we’re diving into the first three days: Day 1 – Landing in Orlando, exploring Disney Springs, and catching the Hamilton anniversary in theaters. Day 2 – Kicking off the parks at Hollywood Studios (and rocking our way through the rides). Da...

Disclaimer: This episode contains discussions of graphic violence, including murders and deaths. Listener discretion is advised. Welcome back, pears! Today marks our very first Histor-TEA lesson with everyone’s favorite professor—Professor Brie. Grab your pencils, pens, and maybe even some sweet tea, because class is officially in session. Today’s topic? The legendary and bloody feud of the Hatfields and McCoys. From family rivalries to courtroom drama, ambushes, and countless casualties...

Last time, we got way too deep exploring our personalities, so naturally this week we decided to do the opposite and record a drunk episode. That’s right—today’s chaos is powered by a game of Truth or Drink. We kick things off on topic, but after about 8–10 shots, let’s just say the coherence fades and the tangents start flying. What starts as a structured game quickly devolves into the two of us blurting out whatever comes to mind, with absolutely no filter. From 12-year-old boy humor about ...

No, this episode has nothing to do with the true definition of metastasize—and everything to do with how unhinged we are. Don’t worry, you’ll get the newest, totally official Urban Dictionary definition in the FPP After Show. For now, we’re diving headfirst into something we’ve been obsessed with for ages: personalities. If you’ve ever wondered what makes people tick—or just want to laugh at how accurate (and sometimes brutal) personality breakdowns can be—this one’s for you. We kick things o...

We’re kicking off our brand-new series, Wandering the World Market, by hopping over to Greece—no passport required! We’ve got the basics covered: fun facts you didn’t know you needed, a messy and tea filled Olympic origin story full of ancient drama, and a peek into the culture that gave us philosophy and fierce Gods with attitude. But we’re not stopping there. We’re diving fork-first into drool-worthy Greek food, talking fashion that’s equal parts ancient Goddess and modern chic, and pointin...

In this National Friendship Day inspired episode, we’re putting our bond to the ultimate test with a series of challenges to test if we truly are best friends. Round 1 kicks off with a classic bestie quiz—but let’s just say... we might need a refresher on each other’s lives (oops). Then, in Round 2, we attempt Memory Pictionary—drawing some of our most iconic moments and trying to guess what the heck the other is talking about. It’s chaotic. It’s hilarious. It’s us. Finally, YOU, our lovely p...

We're back, Pears! Season 2 kicks off with a feral deep dive into KPop Demon Hunters — the newest movie that somehow manages to be equal parts savage, spicy, and socially relevant. From jaw-dropping fun facts and stats, to demon heartthrobs and unexpectedly heavy themes, we’re breaking it all down. But of course, it wouldn’t be Funny Pair without a few chaotic tangents. Toward the end, we spiral completely out of control thanks to some truly unhinged fanart we stumbled across (and absolutely ...

In our season 1 finale, we’re taking you on a wild ride through the winding pathways of our imaginations, carried by a magical fairy guide deep into the world of Disney & Pixar’s Inside Out. We’ve built our very own personality islands, from Faith Island to Dreamscreen Island to Maker’s Island, and more. Each one reflecting the quirks, passions, and chaos that live rent-free in our brains. As always, we end with a classic Funny Pair tangent that spirals beautifully off-course into a...